Naked Man Walks Into Texas Woman’s Apartment, She Shoots Him in ‘Lower Extremities’

Avery Trace Apartments. Via averytraceapartments.com.

Some might say this sounds like a Florida Man story, but it really happened in Port Arthur, Texas. A buck naked man forced his way into a woman’s apartment at the Avery Trace apartments. When he failed to leave when asked, she shot him – in his “lower extremities.”

Readers can feel free to imagine the actual anatomic location of the gunshot wound. Fortunately for the intruder, the wound was described as non-life threatening.  Nevertheless, it probably hurt and likely won’t buff out. Not right away.

As for why he knocked on the woman’s door sans pants remains unknown. Maybe he had sampled some sugar-free Haribo Gummy Bears (read the reviews) and found the public restroom occupied at the pool house. Or maybe he had romance in mind. Or, speaking of romance, maybe he had romance in mind and fled someone else’s apartment a little prematurely with the unexpected early arrival of a boyfriend or husband.

Who knows? Whatever the reason, he now has a new scar to show for it. And scars are like tattoos only with better stories behind them.

12NewsNow had the story:

A man is expected to survive his injuries after Port Arthur Police say he was shot when he entered a woman’s apartment without permission and completely nude Monday afternoon.

A 911 call came in around 1 p.m. on Monday about a shooting at Avery Trace Apartments on Highway 365.

Officers found the man with a gunshot wound in his ‘lower extremities.’ Investigators say the man knocked on the woman’s door and entered without permission. That’s when police say she shot him.

And the Port Arthur Police didn’t really offer much in the way of additional details.  Also via 12NewsNow.

On 07-20-20 at approximately 1:05pm, PAPD received a 9-1-1 call in reference to a shooting at 4101 HWY 365, Avery Trace Apartments.

Officers arrived and found a male subject at the scene who sustained a gunshot wound to his lower extremities. Investigation revealed that this male subject had a approached an apartment while completely nude and knocked on the door. A female occupant opened the apartment door and the male subject walked in without permission.

The occupant of the apartment discharged her weapon, striking the male subject.

The male subject’s injuries were non-life threatening and he was transported to a local hospital for treatment. No arrests were made and the case is being turned over to the Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office for review.

comments

  1. avatar Sam I Am says:

    It hurts me to write this, but…

    I object !!!

    She promised to not file a complaint, or talk to reporters.

    1. avatar Rattlerjake says:

      She shot him because he couldn’t get it up!

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    3. avatar II GUN says:

      After L. Bobbitt did her deed to hubby she jumped in her car with his memorabilia in hand. As she sped away a cop car pulled up behind her in which she panicked and threw his member out the window which bounced off the windshield of the squad car behind her…
      The cop in the passenger seat immediately said to his partner;

      “Hey did you see the size of that bug?? And the other cop driving reply’s; Yeah but did you see the size of his Dick!!”

  2. avatar JC Hype Squad says:

    Speaking of Texas: What has happened to James Campbell?

    1. avatar Darkman says:

      Due the Covid-19 crisis in Russia. Putin had to cut back on his financial support of Trolls. 3.2.1.

  3. avatar American Patriot says:

    What no photo’s……Did they have to pick anything up off the ground?
    Her name isn’t Lorena Bobbitt is it??🤣🤣🤣

    1. avatar Green Mtn. Boy says:

      Priceless

    2. avatar The anti-fancy says:

      Did you see in the news that Ms. Bobbitt died in a car accident?
      Some dick cut her off.

      1. avatar Wiregrass says:

        Rimshot.

      2. avatar Rattlerjake says:

        Her husband lost his suit against her because he didn’t have anything the would “stand up” in court!

    3. avatar Hush says:

      Maybe he too can get a job at Snap-On Tools!

    4. avatar Kendahl says:

      There is a story that, after the cops found Bobbit’s missing member, they delivered it to the hospital inside a hot dog box from 7-11.

      1. avatar D Johnson says:

        With mustard or catsup? Or was it both?

    5. avatar Uwe Eckhardt says:

      Lorena used a knife

      1. avatar Rattlerjake says:

        Maybe she wasn’t a very good shot! It doesn’t matter the tool (pun intended) used if the result is the same!

      2. avatar Uwe Grunewald says:

        just another Uwe

  4. avatar Carolus Rex says:

    Headshot.

  5. avatar jwm says:

    Good shot. Remember to double tap next time.

  6. avatar Pork Rind says:

    This reminds me of robocop for some reason…

  7. avatar Ed Schrade says:

    Wonder if she used Critical Defense or Honey Badger ?

  8. avatar Tim says:

    ‘Shoot to stop’, baby!

  9. avatar Dave in PTC says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen!

    I almost choked from laughing at Boch’s comment:
    “ … and likely won’t buff out.” I’ve never heard that in this context.

  10. avatar Kahlil says:

    He was only going door to door asking people what the capital of Thailand was, she responded.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Ba-Da-Bum, tsssshhhhh

  11. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    A small caliber was all that she needed, although a 12 gauge would have left some very permanent damage if the guy lived. Naked usually equals meth.

    1. avatar The Rookie says:

      I was thinking meth, too. Hyperthermia is not uncommon with meth binges, and taking clothes off to cool off seems like a reasonable (if only relative to the other decisions meth users make, including taking meth) action.

    2. avatar Someone says:

      Maybe he was a Scandinavian with one too many beers in him.
      https://youtu.be/GmqVpskrLsQ

  12. avatar BLAMMO!! says:

    Well, … feet are lower extremities … so, …

    1. avatar porterv7 says:

      If she shot him in the foot, the article probably would say foot.

  13. avatar GS650G says:

    .a perp with a .38 cal vasectomy

    Inspector Harry Callahan

  14. avatar Imayeti says:

    The man screamed in a high pitch voice “Ouch!”

  15. avatar Dennis says:

    She shot him in the “brain”, and he lived!?

    1. avatar Void says:

      Lol 9mm

      1. avatar rt66paul says:

        .9mm, that was all it took.

    2. avatar Odins Raven says:

      She shot him in the “little head”.

      1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

        Nads would be more painful…

  16. avatar Lance says:

    Lower extremities?

    He got shot in the groin. If he got shot in the leg or foot, they would said so.
    That kind of pain has got to render a man unconscious for a few days.

    1. avatar CCNP says:

      To the contrary, if he had been shot in the groin they would have said so. As it is, they decided to make it sound as salacious as possible when writing the story hoping to suggest the obvious possibility that jumps to mind. And TTAG fell for it. Applause.

  17. avatar Ralph says:

    Hey — didn’t I see this on The Jerry Springer Show?

  18. avatar Korangar says:

    To again quote Dirty Harry: “he probably wasn’t out collecting for the Red Cross”

  19. avatar Mark Kelly's Diapered Drooling Ventriloquist's Dummy says:

    See he took a few “to his junk”, just the sort of shot placement I was advocating yesterday in the article here on “Why Range Ammunition For Self Defense Is A Bad Idea”. LOL! I seriously doubt the perp will be out looking to “muh dik” anyone anytine time soon, if ever again. I hope he enjoys pissing in a bag for the remainder of his life.

  20. avatar rdsii64 says:

    All jokes aside, If this woman felt the need to have her gun with her( glad she did) when she went to the door, why didn’t she just not open it.

    1. avatar Texican says:

      Apparently, she couldn’t be bothered to use the perphole or was too short for it!

      1. avatar SAFEupstateFML says:

        Could have left it unlocked or it may have been forced open with or without her opening it a crack. Wait for more details there I guess but goes to show you can’t rape a 38

  21. avatar James Crawford says:

    Impressive marksmanship to hit such a small target.

    1. avatar SAFEupstateFML says:

      Low blow bro

  22. avatar Chris T in KY says:

    Judge revolver shot gun with bird shot. Like turkey hunting.
    (smile)
    ps
    My night stand gun.

  23. avatar former water walker says:

    Geez she didn’t bother to identify this d#ck before she opened the door?!? What’s with the editorial Boch? You did that with Detroit yesterday…there’s miscreants EVERYWHERE.

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      “she didn’t bother to identify this d#ck”

      Maybe she was looking at his face. 🙂

  24. avatar Ing says:

    My wife has a recoil anticipation habit that remains unbroken (and shall remain, as she refuses to practice). Her groups aren’t bad, all things considered, but every shot hits about 18″ below the point of aim. Any guy that makes her shoot is very much going to *wish* he was dead.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Better hope your wife don’t get pissed at you.

      1. avatar Ing says:

        She definitely does…but not enough to shoot me. Yet. 🙂

        1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

          Repeat after me,

          “Yes, dear, you’re always right…”

          Lather, rise, repeat as necessary…

  25. avatar Cory says:

    https://vimeo.com/

    [Edit: I approved this then watched the video. Please, no male nudity. Especially close ups! John]

    1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

      Was it a gunshot wound?

  26. avatar enuf says:

    Most people don’t bother to check the peephole in their front door before opening it.

    Good for her taking her own safety into her hands and protecting herself. Hopefully the would-be rapist learned a lesson, or lost the implements required for his chosen vocation.

  27. avatar Tempestmark2 says:

    Worse case of flinch that I’ve ever seen……

  28. avatar N Texas says:

    This is not one D#ck less story . Darn , 45 , 9mm , 380 , 22lr , pellet gun .? WHAT caliburrrr tha TX gal using ?

  29. avatar Aaron says:

    Meth…it’s crack for crackers.

    1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

      Whitney Houston – ‘Crack is Whack’…

  30. avatar DrDKW says:

    She nicked his naughty bits!

  31. avatar The Rookie says:

    When…he finally came to
    He found that little Mr. Happy was missing
    He couldn’t quite explain
    It had always just been therrrre…
    (Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm)

    #WeirdAl4ever

    1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

      “When…he finally came to
      He found that little Mr. Happy was missing”

      How in the *Hell* did I ever miss that?

      Weird Al got the ‘Crash Test Dummies’ to team up making that video!

      Weird Al shoots! Weird Al *SCORES*!!!

      1. avatar Ing says:

        This sent me spiraling down a 2-hours-deep Weird Al rabbit hole. Thanks a lot. (I mean it.)

        1. avatar Geoff "Ammo. LOTS of ammo..." PR says:

          It sounds like the ‘CTD’s Brad did the vocals.

          I always loved the bass line for that song…

        2. avatar Miner49er says:

          Al always uses some great musicians for his parodies, I think that’s Rick Derringer in the “Eat It” video.

          And you’re right about the bass line, I just hooked up some old JBL 4715 subs with my crown CTS 3000, like Elvis said “way down is where the music plays!”.

      2. avatar The Rookie says:

        Forgive me, but I cannot resist!

        Way back when I was just a little bitty boy
        Living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house
        Half a block down the street from Jerry’s Bait Shop
        (You know the place)
        Well, anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy!

        Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
        My mother would make me a big ol’ bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast

        Aw, big bowl of sauerkraut!
        Every single mornin’!
        It was driving me crazy!

  32. avatar Hannibal says:

    I guess it serves as a reminder to not open your door unless you know what is on the other side.

    Might have saved some ammo.

    1. avatar neiowa says:

      Or PERHAPS – lock your damn door gal.

  33. avatar Aaron Walker says:

    I can hear him say, “Aw man! What am I supposed to do with this extra hole ! “

  34. avatar jwm says:

    Dude now has a new party trick. It’s called the ‘sprinkler head’.

  35. avatar Frank says:

    Wow, he needed that like a hole in the head….the other head

  36. avatar Leadslinger says:

    He had an inflated view of himself, but she cut him down to size.

  37. Hopefully he still was able to earn a Darwin Award. 🙂

  38. avatar Gideon Rockwell says:

    If it was a Judge with 3 inch chamber loaded with Winchester PDX1 loads he just a gender reassignment. I sold a lot of that setup to women for home defense. It’s awesome.

    1. avatar neiowa says:

      You were screwing them over then. A “Judge” for a woman? For self defense? Ludicrous.

  39. avatar Mr. T says:

    They say that he used to be a stand up guy.

  40. avatar borg says:

    If this is not bad enough he may also face punishment in accordance with the penal code. LOL!

  41. avatar The Crimson Pirate says:

    The wound might not have been life threatening but could have been life, and gender identity, changing.

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