Just Thought I’d Leave This Here . . . Miranda Lambert’s Shoes


Shoes to die for? Worn by Miranda Lambert at the Academy of Country Music Awards. [h/t DrVino]


  1. avatar Vhyrus says:

    From the article:

    The hot pink gun-and-holster shoes reportedly cost $829. Featuring a toy gun, the stilettos are made by Joyce Echols and named “Come and Take It.”

    1. avatar NineShooter says:

      If I want to see Miranda Lambert’s “guns” when she’s dressed-up for an award show, that isn’t the photo I’m lookin’ to find…

  2. avatar Rimfire says:

    If you mention Miranda, I’ll damn sure read it…

  3. avatar matty9 says:

    At that price, it should not be a toy, but one of those .22 mag derringers. Then after she realizes she dropped a rent payment on footwear, she can kill herself, but at least they look sexxxxxy!!

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      I’d bet her monthly housing allowance is near 100 times that.

  4. avatar MiniMe says:

    IIRC, the gun control idjits were having conniptions over this a while back. LOL

    Someone even made a comment (can’t remember where I saw it) about “how dare she bring guns to CMA. People could get hurt if they go off.”

    1. avatar Cliff H says:

      The only thing dangerous about those shoes is the ridiculous height of the stiletto heals. I do agree that they should come with a brace of NAA pistols, however.

  5. avatar NYC2AZ says:

    Yeah. You should see the ‘oh so classy’ comments on CSGV’s DerpBook page about her wearing those shoes. Some of those dumb assess think those guns are real.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Steven Spielberg got flamed for killing a dinosaur. That’s our oppisition.

    2. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

      Anyone who can piss off the CSVG folks is a class act in my book.

      It’s not hard to do, but I’m pleased anytime it happens.

  6. avatar RockOnHellChild says:

    Miranda has sprinkled in gun references throughout her entire career. Pink Pistol, Pistol Amnies, Gunpowder & Lead – I doubt it’s accidental.

    I’d bet money that East Texas country girl from Lindale is one of us.

  7. avatar Ralph says:

    Wow. Miranda must have enormous feet.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      why, is that a phelps?

  8. avatar Bob says:

    So would those be “don’t f’ with me pumps” as oppsosed to the more common “f’ me pumps”?

    1. avatar Benzo says:

      You win the internet today!

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        Her ‘Rehab’ is at the range…

  9. avatar Ing says:

    Just thought I’d leave this here: https://youtu.be/0OGTvIeiYjg

    Country musicians aren’t the only ones that are on our side (the side of liberty, that is).

    1. avatar Crowbar says:

      Nothing like thrash metal with freedom inspired lyrics. Thanks for posting this. I had never heard of Havok before.

      1. avatar Ing says:

        I’m guessing from the name that you’re a Crowbar fan? I would never have run across Havok if they hadn’t been opening for Crowbar’s tour about a year and a half ago.

        Didn’t get to see them because one of the guitarists broke his arm — very disappointing, because I heard they did a kickass live set. I talked with Kirk Windstein’s wife and a couple of the guys from Armed for Apocalypse (who were also opening), and they were all bummed about Havok being out; seems the guys in Havok are really good dudes, and their fans were a pretty lively bunch.

  10. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Watch out for the dim bulbs at TSA…

  11. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Ms.Lambert has kind ankles.

    The kind of ankles that should be (Insert fantasy *here*).

    …Yeah. 🙂

  12. avatar tmm says:

    Do those come in .9mm?

    1. avatar Robert W says:

      Whew, thought I was going to have to say it. Expected that to be comment 1 or 2.

  13. avatar Ryan B says:


  14. avatar McCann says:

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  15. avatar Bohucka says:

    Miranda is definitely a POTG from what I have read. Too bad I didn’t meet her when I was younger…well, that wouldn’t work because she would be a baby, or less.

    Anyway, she’s cute and on our side.

  16. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    I remember my youngest daughter trying to walk in high heels for the prom. She was fun to watch. You are supposed to walk on the floor, not fall down on it.

  17. avatar Matt in Oklahoma says:


  18. avatar Sassy says:

    Cute shoes girl!!! You rock those pretty pink heels!!!

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