My Japanese is pretty rusty, but the gist of it is: It’s a commercial for Docomo, a Japanese mobile phone company advertising their new faster service, but obviously spoofing Japanese cooking shows The 2 ladies playing off each other is also a nod to a classic 2 host Japanese comedy set-up called manzai.
My Japanese is a little rough, and I’m not sure I caught everything correctly, but here’s the best I’ve got for a translation:
Narrator:
Three second cooking.
White shirt:
Today we’re making fried shrimp.
Brown shirt:
We’ll introduce a method to cook them in three seconds.
White shirt:
For ingredients we’ll need six shrimp…
Brown shirt (interrupting):
We’re moving over here. Put these (goggles) on.
Add fresh eggs here.
Be careful not to add too much flour.
The shrimp are carefully arranged like so.
And now we push the button.
Isn’t it delicious?
Narrator: wrapping up, please be careful when trying this yourself.
I have no words other than “Those look like gigantic mutant prawn/hulk/shrimp”. I do however appreciate the artistic prowess of the video. Now, I am not fluent in Japanese… But, I assume that this product is multi-faceted in the fact that this could work for chicken tenders, cat meat, and various other “need to be battered” substances… How about twinkies? or glock mags?
Damn, I’m getting hungry for some Shrimp Tempura. I loves Japanese commercials. They have no point of selling the real product but they have a real big funny bone in them.
What caliber?
.9mm……of course.
If it’s a shrimp gun, it’s a tiny caliber.
That’s what jwm said.
Oh, I went there.
The shrimp were screaming but they are sub-sonic.
It’s past your bedtime, Bob!
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That was friggen cool!
Any food that requires arc-welding level eye protection is OK by me…
Can anyone provide a Japanese translation?
My Japanese is pretty rusty, but the gist of it is: It’s a commercial for Docomo, a Japanese mobile phone company advertising their new faster service, but obviously spoofing Japanese cooking shows The 2 ladies playing off each other is also a nod to a classic 2 host Japanese comedy set-up called manzai.
My Japanese is a little rough, and I’m not sure I caught everything correctly, but here’s the best I’ve got for a translation:
Narrator:
Three second cooking.
White shirt:
Today we’re making fried shrimp.
Brown shirt:
We’ll introduce a method to cook them in three seconds.
White shirt:
For ingredients we’ll need six shrimp…
Brown shirt (interrupting):
We’re moving over here. Put these (goggles) on.
Add fresh eggs here.
Be careful not to add too much flour.
The shrimp are carefully arranged like so.
And now we push the button.
Isn’t it delicious?
Narrator: wrapping up, please be careful when trying this yourself.
Farking silly. Ridiculous. I love it.
Dear Santa
Me too, Santa!!!
Unitasker 😛
Extra credit for the Alton Brown reference.
Imagine if you forgot to clean it before putting it away.
That’s what *she* said.
Here are they now?
The two princesses from Mothra island.
Slow clap for the “Mothra” reference! Bravo sir.
What, no Tentacles?
This is a family friendly website, according to Robert. No tentacles.
As requested . . .
Somebody please make a video of this thing firing synced up to Bubba of Forest Gump reciting all the different shrimp recipes. So I can die happy.
^ Winning
I could use this for my HD set up. Those hot shrimp will definitely leave a stingy red mark. And if the perp has a shellfish allergy? Fuggetaboutit.
Did Shootingthebull do the ammo review on those yet?
Nice
Yes but you can’t see the penetration because it is pixelated.
I see what you did there.
Do these come in pig or cow?
Why? Are you afraid of a home invasion from a Hindu and a Muslim?
Is there a super soaker with cocktail sauce?
I LOL’d.
Do want.
Looks like benihana’s is amping up their cooking methods again.
After their moment of fame in an Austen Powers movie Fook U and Fook Mi had to take what work was available.
Oh beeehave!
Hey, I can use all the help I can get in the kitchen. Plus, it’s sure to piss off both MDA and PETA.
I think I saw that in Despicable Me
That cracked me up. Well done.
Lol. As close as they’ll ever get to using a real gun.
For those times when a mouse gun just isn’t small enough
Add a rail to mount a tacticool cocktail sauce applicator then get back to me.
Whoa! Japan released a grainy internet video that’s wasn’t pornographic. Proud of ya!
PRAWN POWER!
They need this in Idaho for the runaway cows. Surf and turf =no more problems.
Fucking Japan.
Will it work with crawfish?
I think so, but I can’t back that up.
Now. A small pumpkin cannon, a piglet, a big bonfire and a couple of mattresses.
Hmmm
Would that be the country version of “Sex In The City”?
I LOL’d. Well done commercial!
Flied Shrimp
Ahh see whatcha did there, bravo. Extra points for the TRIPLE entendre.
Funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. (Yeah, I need to get out more, but whatever.) Still LOLing.
I wanna know where they got that music.
That is cllllaaazzzzy….
I have no words other than “Those look like gigantic mutant prawn/hulk/shrimp”. I do however appreciate the artistic prowess of the video. Now, I am not fluent in Japanese… But, I assume that this product is multi-faceted in the fact that this could work for chicken tenders, cat meat, and various other “need to be battered” substances… How about twinkies? or glock mags?
That made me want some shrimp!!!! And saki.
The shrimp should have gone through the egg wash first, then the flour. Just sayin’.
Damn. A food critic here? Who’d’athunk?
Damn, I’m getting hungry for some Shrimp Tempura. I loves Japanese commercials. They have no point of selling the real product but they have a real big funny bone in them.
Looks like hardcore prawn to me.