Incendiary Image of the Day: Armed to the, uh, Teeth Edition

We guess she’ll want to wear pants when going through airport security.


  1. avatar Phydeaux says:

    Thunder thighs!

  2. avatar In Memphis says:

    Is that the thing that goes up?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      Is that the thing that goes up? No. Not when she’s around.

      1. avatar Chris says:

        And how!

    2. avatar Kelly in GA says:

      More like the thing that goes down.

  3. avatar Sid says:

    Tattoo or stockings?

    1. avatar Jason says:


      1. avatar Sid says:

        Where can I get those for my wife?

        1. avatar Anon in CT says:

          I assume you don’t mean the cankles/thankles?

  4. avatar DerryM says:

    Are those little spikes on her shoes?

    1. avatar Elliotte says:

      yep. went to vegas this summer, saw a lot of different shoes displayed in the windows with spikes on them. Maybe they’re trainers to stop women that like to sit cross-legged or with one leg curled underneath.

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        You went to Vegas and spent time shoe shopping? We need to talk.

        1. avatar jwm says:

          Window shopping. In Vegas. Nuff said.

        2. avatar Elliotte says:

          Not even. Went to Vegas, walked through the shopping mini-malls as a way to get from place to place inside during the daytime. Usually it was to get from the room to wherever we were going to eat.

  5. avatar Roll says:

    Damnit, she’s got an ACOG on that M16…I want an ACOG soooooo bad….

  6. avatar Aharon says:

    She’s still probably an Obama voter.

  7. avatar Steve says:

    “Thunder thighs”? “Cankles”? You guys don’t know what you’re talking about. That is a good looking Real Woman. I’d like to see the rest of her.

    1. avatar Phydeaux says:

      Hey, as far as I’m concerned, “Thunder Thighs” is not a pejorative term. “Cankles,” however, may be pejorative.

  8. avatar Easy CZ says:

    Those sweet gams are sporting some sweet gats.

  9. avatar speedracer5050 says:

    Ah!! Now I remember what I missed about not working in a Tattoo shop anymore!!
    Some pretty nice female body parts got some nice ink, and we got paid for it too!!!! WOW!!!

  10. avatar SnJohnson says:

    How is this an incendiary image? I don’t see how OFWGs would be offended by this.

    1. avatar DerryM says:

      It could give some of us a heart attack….or terminal priapism, if taking “certain” drugs…

      1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

        Ah yes!! After 4 hrs and “It” is still alive and well I am going outside naked and show it to all the neighbors!!
        Hey at my age you be glad of what you can do with it!!!

        1. avatar Ralph says:

          If “it” is still in a noticeably turgid state after four hours, you might want to try it out on a woman. Just sayin’.

        2. avatar speedracer5050 says:

          Uh what the heck do you think I am going to be doing with it from 00:01 till 4:00:00?? Damn sure not beating it on a bedpost!! 😉

  11. avatar In Memphis says:

    So would this be a reboot of Grindhouse but on a very, very low budget?

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      No, actually this was the prequel to Grindhouse made when little Robbie Zombie only had his meager allowance to use for his movie making dreams!!
      I think it was called “Thigh name is WOW”!!!

      1. avatar NeonCat says:

        If by Rob Zombie you mean Robert Rodriguez…

        1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

          Nah!! Robert R got his ideas from Rob Zombie when they grew up together in lower Manhattan and had nothing better to do!!! 😉

  12. avatar Sanchanim says:

    I will take one of each..
    The stockings, the shoes, and if the girl comes with the package I will pay a dollar extra!

    1. avatar speedracer5050 says:

      Two dollah G.I. Two dollah!!! (spoken with terrible Vietnamese accent)!’

      1. avatar Ralph says:

        You numba ten, Joe.

  13. avatar Jesus says:

    I always knew the best place to be in life was between a handgun and a rifle.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Jesus FTW.

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