I Am A Gun Owner

John Boch

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  1. avatar Matt in FL says:

    I might have to steal “card-carrying good guy.”

    1. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      Didn’t you post some country music the other day? Good-guy card revoked.

      (Tap tap) This thing on?

  2. Eh… these are interesting from a “hey look at all these normal people” stance, but really bring no value to the site or content. I dont really understand why these pics are even being posted in the first place. Interwebs 15seconds of fame? Just being critical for the sake of being critical.

    1. avatar Bob says:

      Maybe you haven’t heard a liberal anti rant about how owning a gun makes a person bad. When I say bad, I really mean it. The anger and disgust at peaceful, responsible people who simply own a gun can be quite palpable.

    2. avatar Evan says:

      Its to fight the “all gun owners are rednecks, or mass murderers” meme. The pics are also posted on Facebook.

    3. avatar Thomas Paine says:

      because it’s not just flannels, beer bellies, and kkk hoods anymore.

    4. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      Hold on, let me go get my camera, compose a list of five or six things that sums me up, snap a photo, send it to the gang here so some uber-critical keyboard whiner can complain I’m positioning my crotch in such a way that indicates I’m a red commie traitor.

      Seriously… I’m going to get right on that.

  3. avatar AlphaGeek says:

    I find his claim of ferret ownership… suspicious.

    1. avatar g says:

      It be an “ASSAULT FERRET”.

      1. avatar AlphaGeek says:

        Arrrrgh! It’s gone up me pants!

    2. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      The lady that stole away my innocence in high school had a ferret at a time when they were strictly illegal in Massachusetts. She had friends who had had their confiscated and destroyed. Funrelated fact of the day.

  4. avatar Lance says:

    Have a Hedgehog too?

  5. avatar Mike in CA says:

    I miss my ferret, very fun pet.

  6. avatar Biofire says:

    I bet the ferret carries a .9mm.

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  7. avatar 40&2000 says:

    Hey, Nice Marmot!

  8. avatar John Boch says:

    Nipsey (aka Nippers, or just “Nips”) says thanks for making him famous!

  9. avatar ZM 1306 says:

    “I am a ferret owner” To bad he means the animal and not a Ferret Scout Car, preferably a Mark II. If he also has a Ferret Scout Car then I hope that the “Gun Owner” includes a Browning 1919 for the turret!


  10. avatar Randy Drescher says:

    Hi John, nice ferret. Thats soon to be an assault ferret, I hope you trained it well, Randy

  11. avatar Silver says:

    That ferret’s got one badass look on its face. Even he’s saying “Molon Labe” to all the antis out there.

  12. avatar Aharon says:

    Thanks for being with us John. Your cute ferret has this look of quiet fierce determination as if to say don’t even think of trying to take his guns away. I like your black powder guns. Very classy!

  13. avatar g says:

    Gun owner + pet owner? Good stuff.

    Thanks for speaking out, John!

  14. avatar Hums says:

    Ferrets something else illegal in NYC.

    1. avatar BlinkyPete says:

      Pretty soon they’re just going to have to compile a list of things that are still legal. It would be shorter.

  15. avatar Matt says:

    Those “firearms” don’t look properly stored. They could “go off” and hurt that poor child (ferret).

  16. avatar Greg Camp says:

    One of the smartest individuals I’ve ever known was a ferret I had a while ago–in an I.Q. distribution of herself and America’s politicians, she’d have been in the far right tail, wondering how she got lumped in with all those dolts on the other end.

    I miss that squirming little fuzzy…

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