I Am A Gun Owner

Joshua Olsen

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  1. avatar LYLEJAMES says:

    And you Sir, have an excellent mustache.

    1. avatar Don says:

      i was thinking the same thing. why didn’t he write that on the paper.

      1. avatar Carrymagnum says:

        I was thinking the same, but it doesn’t need to be written. It screams it louder than his mouth ever could. Good man

      2. avatar C says:

        I know, right?!

    2. avatar Oddux says:

      +1, Impressive ‘stache, sir.

      You need a top hat. Maybe a monocle too.

      1. avatar Jake W says:

        does the ‘stache have its own twitter feed yet? I would subscribe.

    3. avatar g says:

      +1 Even the tips curl up!

      1. avatar David W. says:

        Wow that was my first thought too seeing the picture.

  2. avatar S.CROCK says:

    he never said i am a gun owner, i guess it was implied with “i sell firearms”

    1. avatar Ivy Mike says:

      To sell something, one must own it.

      Unless you’re a politician. 😉

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  3. avatar OkieRim says:

    Agree on the mustache, and that IQ is like 100 higher than me….pretty snazzy

    1. avatar Ivy Mike says:

      In the field of evolutionary biology, it has been observed that the more intelligent a species, the faster they dieoff.

      In a debate years ago between Carl Sagan, the well-known astrophysicist, and Ernst Mayr, the grand old man of American biology, Ernst argued that intelligence is a kind of lethal mutation.

      More here:

      Maybe you have some staying power. 😉

  4. avatar Lance says:

    Whats the location and name of your gun store??

  5. avatar Nate says:

    I’ve never met anyone who tells people their IQ that doesn’t sound like a pompous jackass.

    1. avatar Tirrus says:

      I think it just communicates that gun owners are not idiots in this case. But I agree otherwise, stating your IQ is a braggarts move.

      1. avatar Bart says:

        Indeed IQs are not assigned to a specific number, but a range, say 96-103. So I call b.s. sir. Agreed excellence on the mustache.

        1. avatar Lolinski says:

          How does one even measure IQ? I dont want to sound like a douche but I know I am above average(284% if I can trust my teacher) but how can I measure it? I am just curious.

        2. avatar Auscra says:

          Telling people your IQ score is great when working with people in academia. I am treated with a lot more respect when people find out I have a genius IQ, though I agree that it was unnecessary in this forum. In any case 117 isn’t at all impressive, his range would run down to average. Also, lolinski, you probably shouldn’t trust your teacher if she told you a percentage like that, she wouldn’t know what it is anyway. You can take free online tests, but they are not very accurate, they will however give you a general idea of where you rank in the world.

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