I’m not kidding. Click here for HB 432 which states “It shall be unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age . . . Any person who violates this section shall be subject to a fine of not more than $2,000, imprisonment of not more than ninety days, or both.” The line “Introduced by” is blank. So who’s responsible for this affront to incipient masculinity? I found another link here, attributing the bill to SAIKI. That would be Scott Saiki (pronounced “psyche”, of course). He’s the democratic pro-smoking ban, pro-union, pro-tax increase state rep from the Moiliili, McCully, Kaimuki district. Or, as Twitter reveals, oenophile, teacher, father of two boys and professional fly fishing guide. I put a call in . . .
Look up Kip Kinkel to see how well banning boys from playing with toy guns works.
Though in fairness to this sackless tool Kip’s situation was exacerbated by some profoundly stupid hippie parents, err, uh oh.
One to beam up, Scotty. And lose the phaser.
You have to be kidding me! I sure this doesn’t cost taxpayers money! I grew up playing with Western Cap Gun sets, which by the way, are highly collectible. Maybe they need to concentrate more on our economy!
I guess a minor will get these punishments as well!
(2) Any person who violates this section shall be subject
2 to a tine of not more than $2,000, imprisonment of not more than
3 ninety days, or both.
4 SECTION 2. This Act does not affect rights and duties that
5 matured, penalties that were incurred, and proceedings that were
6 begun before its effective date.
7 SECTION 3. New statutory material is underscored.
S SECTION 4. This Act shall take effect upon its approval.
Don’t he have anything better to do than attack Childrens toy’s?