Home Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Parabellend Edition Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Parabellend Edition By Jeremy S. - December 21, 2022 95 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Best comment that makes it through the automated spam filter wins 12 points! ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List Gun Meme of the Day: Happy Thanksgiving Edition 95 COMMENTS This must be what the 1911 guys mean when they keep saying “c0cked and locked”. Reply Oh come now. Reply Dacian would like to be alone now. Reply He’s always alone. Except when Miner visits or mom leaves food at basement door. Reply …. just lil’ d’s luck – a whole box of squib loads Reply Okay … for what it’s worth, this has my vote. Reply He reloaded the darn things. His doctor told him using saliva as bullet lube was causing his mental illness but he just can’t stop. Reply My question is this the 9mm that gets to “blow” the lung out of the body? Also wonder what the ballistics are, will it be “deep” penetration into the body? Reply The ultimate in 9mm penetration! Reply Those rounds look vaguely familiar! Just what is it that has a similar appearance? Reply Dacian Reply Nah, ‘lil d’s unit never gets erect. But it probably is accurate to scale… 🙂 Reply There’s nothing wrong with Semitic cartridges. Reply Weiner weapons! Reply That’s a lung blower alright….. Reply Just the tip. I promise. Reply Only available from the shelf located in the back of the LGS, behind the red curtain. Next to the special gun lube. Reply It almost sounds like you have personal experience regarding what’s in those kind of rooms. (Because, I do… 😉 ) Reply The shape is so perfect I got hard! Reply Unfortunately, that’s fake ‘minor’… Reply Better than hollowpoint. That will really dick someone up! Reply That’ll fuck ’em up! Reply Well, this will be just the thing to popularize deep appendix carry with the ladies. Reply Don’t worry, it expands. Reply Mushrooming to enhance the experience of penetration. Reply The real frangible round. Reply Saw this on Brandon Herrara’s gun meme review a few months ago. Reply Only 12 points? It ain’t worth it….. Reply Does it come with a protective rubber sheath… Reply Does it come in .50 cal.? Some people like them big. Reply When ya out killin that club kitty Reply “No no no! Our group is supposed to be “c*cks not Glocks,” not “c*cks for Glocks!” (Remember those folks from a few years back? Reply Yes I do Reply Authorized ONLY for on-duty Officers in Penal Colonies. This is the Mini Me to “Guns are Penises!” PS: My Kevlar Jock Strap is on order… until then, tell her I’m just glad to see her. Reply Gives new meaning to “pew, pew, pew…” Reply Another image to haunt me like the creative elephant has for months. Reply The…what? Reply creative solo elephant…no more clues. Reply I bet it made you wet Reply Sounds like a bet a pervert would make. Yes or No? Reply There aren’t many girls here, maybe you’re the pervert 🤣 buffoonbeard posted on a group text that there were some 23 registered sex offenders in our area. joebar responded, “any females?” No mention of its ball-istics? Reply I resemble that ammunition. Reply Only in 40mm Bofors Reply When it has to go “BANG” when you pull the trigger, and you don’t want to end up having to do a “rack and slap”. Reply This round has it all! stopping power AND staying power! Reply +PP cartridges Reply Good one Reply When I decided to transition back, I purchased this box of replacements. Reply It might be small now but if you excite it it will be a.500 S&W Magnum Reply Jacketed for her pleasure. Reply Fudds still prefer 45 ACPenis, but I pack 357 MagnumXL myself. Reply Makes one want to head out to the range. Reply In the words of George Takei, “OH my!” Reply 9mm Penisbellum. Excellent round. Reply “Para bellum is Latin for “prepare for war” Reply Si Vis Bellum, Para Glans Reply 😂😂😂😂 Reply The meme is about piece not peace! Reply NEWS FLASH! >>> the bullets come PRE-CIRCUMSIZED. Reply Pee pee pew pews Reply Those bullets prove the 9mm is for pu$$ys Reply And certain assholes Reply 👍 Reply 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Reply too tight for candycorn. Reply hard enough to penetrate, soft enough to mushroom. Reply Makes “Eat me” a hole lot scarier Reply In case no one has realized it, this (in the article pic) is not actual ammo. Its a ‘photo shopped’ (or what ever the pic editing method was) version of this picture > https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/M39%2Bm39b_askar_%28brightened%29.jpg > which shows a 9 mm cartridge used by the Swedish Armed Forces’. Reply Bet you get invited to ALL the parties, amiright? Reply 5 year old child ‘i get to say penis…giggle giggle giggle giggle’ mentality does not a party make. Reply I need to see penetration tests before making a decision on this ammo. Reply When it’s cold outside they turn into 5.7mm. Reply just don’t take them swimming… Reply You’ll need a cigarette after you shoot this load… Reply 👍 Reply So do these hollow-points expand before, during, or after penetration? Reply That’ll blow the puzzzy right out of ’em My second entry – if our trolls were bullets Reply These comments did not disappoint Reply Dick Tracey HP (hee-pee) 9 Reply 9mm Crotch Shot Reply My wheelgun is about to blast a full load! Reply My what some will say for 12 points. Reply what all the well equipped carry at the pride parade. Reply Slevin: Kosher? The Rabbi: Acceptable. Reply Gives new meaning to the phrase “Say Hell To My Little Friend” Reply The only round that shoots its load after you’ve shot yours. Reply I think this meme got way too much attention. Reply Agreed Reply @MAXX & Friends: The fact that the penis ammo generated lots of interest begs the question: WHY DO WOMEN REACT SO FIERCELY TO FIREARMS? To the point where they insist their emotions trump the very Bill Of Rights itself! And are the males who support this public hissyfitting secretly wishing that they could explore their “feminine side”? Are they? Your observations are valid. Maybe it’s time that the answers to my questions became a requirement. Maybe there should be severe penalties for those who violate the rights of others. Reply MADDMAXX December 22, 2022 At 23:12 Your comment is awaiting moderation I do not “personally” know any women who “react fiercely” to firearms, all I see is a few Liberal and RINO politicians of both sexes and a well-funded group of Karens that pop up from time to time, the rest is a smoke screen of made-up numbers (95% of ALL Americans agree, REALLY?) they are never very clear about where they conducted their surveys (ask Giffords group you can get 100% agreement; ask the Hells Angels you’ll get 100% for the other side) … All the women in my family are proficient with firearms whether they carry daily or not (many do), there’s a LOT more anti-gun money than anti-gun people out there… Can’t help you with that “feminine exploration” question, might ask Adam Kinzinger he seems to have grip on that… WTF? “Moderation Jail”? REALLY? For WHAT? Guess I need to take a couple of days off… Merry Christmas everybody… Reply MAXX, my take is that all Leftist politics is basically Theater. As is Leftist “News”. The validity of your “percentage” comments are these days irrefutable. Thanx for replying to my post. God bless all you guys, and the staunch and true women that we married! Debbie, God bless you and yours! Merry Christmas all! Reply These get bigger after they are in ….. really! Reply Those definitely aren’t soft point bullets. Soft points can cause disappointment in the bedroom, but these bullets are designed to get hard, stay hard, and expand when they enter! Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.