Home Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Elf On The Shelf Edition Fun and Games Gun Meme of the Day: Elf On The Shelf Edition By Jeremy S. - November 8, 2021 44 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ Well, this one could have gone in a whole ‘nother, much less family-friendly direction. Glad to see the chicken, though I think that’s a hen. At any rate, this is clearly a sign of holiday gun memes to come. ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Gun Meme of the Day: Die Hard Edition Gun Meme of the Day: Kitty Flap Edition There’s Plenty of Time to Make Sure You’re Not on Santa’s Naughty List 44 COMMENTS Looks like it was made by somebody that’s only see chickens as nuggets, on foam trays, or gutted and shrinkwrapped. Reply Aka 80% of this country 😂😂 Reply 95-98% more likely. Reply now get ready for… Glock to lay another egg ? Reply Reminds me of what you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter. Reply had to look that one up. how about a rooster and a telephone pole? 52ft c*ck trying to reach out and touch someone. Reply Chicken with a glicken? Reply I thought it was a cat at first Reply sten on a hen. Reply woo hoo a hen with a handgun. stupidity. Reply Wow ! ! ! Oh Nelly!! That is one sexy chick! As an aficionado that chick was built for Miner49er. Keep those images ‘coming”. Reply “the south end of a chicken facing north.” Reply Glock on a cock-a-doodle-do? Reply Ok, I give up. What is this supposed to mean? Reply I *think* it’s supposed to be “Cock with a Glock”, as a play on “Elf on the Shelf” Not really getting the comparison, but maybe I’m missing something too. Reply But it’s not a rooster, so the image fails. Reply That image doesn’t fail me! Everyone knows I’m down with the chicks! “Everyone knows I’m down with the chicks!” The fake ‘minor’ gets sex, unlike my demented troll that only gets his hand… “…….down with the chicks!” Geoff’s troll is down too…..with the syndrome. 🤔 Why did whiner49er cross the road? Because his d!CK was stuck in the chicken. Eat lead, not eggs. Reply My son had his 1st shoot last weekend. He was put into the deep end with a 200m match that had 2 sighters, 10 round deliberate (2 minutes for 10 rounds), 3 round snap, 2 round snap, and 5 round rapid (25 seconds). He was using my Ruger Scout in .223 with a Leopold M8 Scout Scope. He loved the rifle. And won the prize for the highest scoring visitor. He beat me by a point as he was prone off the bipod with a scope. I was sitting with iron sights. He said the recoil was noticeable but not distracting. He says he wants to do more. Thanks to the dry firing and handling practice he had done over the years he handled the rifle with confidence and did not get panicked or flustered as many first timers do. I’m looking forward to doing more shooting with my son at the range. I had just as much fun teaching as he did shooting. Reply Good stuff. You’ll both remember that day forever. Reply TL;DR Reply TSDR Reply “Elf on the Shelf” Musta been Leftist Scum that cooked-up that ‘toy’. Teaching kids snitches are *everywhere*… Reply BUT the Elf on the Shelf did give us the “Bernie on a Gurney” meme. Reply A cock with a Glock. ah, ooooookay. Reply Chicken fried Glock. The southerners choice of eating activity. Reply Whether it’s a hen or rooster, is still a chicken. Reply Amen brother. Some say it’s weird with a rooster. Pure hogwash…. Miner don’t discriminate. Reply You sure don’t you filthy w h o r e Reply Glock cock, another dire warning about appendix carry. Reply Cock on a glock—elf on a shelf Reply Why is your cock on my Glock? This isn’t a DNC rally miss Rachel Levine! Reply “Rock out with your Glock out…” Reply BALLZ DEEP Reply Could have put a picture of Miner “Cuck on a Glock” Reply Weapon on a hen! What do I win? Reply Glocks are chicken shit ? Reply Fryer arm? Reply fowl polymer. Reply Oh just fckn great, chickens with gocks. I hope it breaks its pecker with This buisness of chickens exercising their right to bear wings has to be stopped. Reply The Tupperware Chicken? Reply To those saying “not a rooster’ look up ‘Rhode Island White’. Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.