The military keeps encountering UFOs. Why doesn’t the Pentagon care? That’s the question posed by The Washington Post. Yes, the Post. Given the paper’s unremitting dedication to publishing stories that are factual in every detail, that can only mean one thing . . .
OK, the clip (not magazine) above marks the arrival of dead native Americans. Pissed off dead native Americans. Not aliens. You want aliens? You got aliens!
If pissed-off aliens arrive on planet Earth and you had to defend kith and kin, what firearm(s) would you want to be packing? And/or pointing outwards from your defensive position?
I know, that depends on the aliens. Well then, game it out for me. What type of gun for what type of alien?