As you’re no doubt aware, Michael Bloomberg has spent over $400 million so far buying his way into the top tier of Democrat Presidential candidates. And with the collapse of the Biden campaign, the Democrat Party has changed its own rules to get Mayor Mike a place on the stage for tonight’s candidate debate in Nevada.
You just know that if Michael Bloomberg’s there, the topic will inevitably turn to gun control and how to restrict the rights of as many gun owners in America as possible.
OK, so you probably weren’t planning to watch tonight. Why would you? The debates so far have been as exciting as a C-SPAN broadcast of an Amy Klobuchar town hall meeting and the responses as scripted as a WWE wrestling match.
But our friends at Widener’s Reloading & Shooting Supplies have created this handy Gun Ban Bingo card that’s sure to make watching tonight’s debate fun!
As Widener’s suggests . . .
Keep your bingo card and ammo handy during any debate Michael Bloomberg is a part of. When you hear him or one of the other candidates mention any of the topics listed on the Bingo card above, mark the spot with your favorite round of ammo. Complete a row, and you’ve got yourself a bingo!
Don’t forget to tune in!
Not even for a chance at 1000 rounds of Free Ammo. Won’t learn anything I don’t already know. Besides wasting a perfectly good evening. I’ve never been a fan of Clown Horror Movies.
Not even for 1000 rds of 6.5 Creedmoor?
And a couple of glock mags to hold them?
I will take $50,000 on the word “Trump”.
I’ll take $10K on the phrase “…for the children.”
And another $10K on the term “resist”.
Can’t stop watching….like can’t look away from a tragic accident. Must watch. Know Thy Enemy!!!!
At the farm tonight. Every time one of the clowns rants on guns/2A rights, I’m gonna run outside and fire off a full mag. When I BINGO, I’ll let the Barrett 107A1 do the talkin’. Lots of ammo down range tonight!!!!
or the way you can’t look away from a topples picture of Rosan Barr.
That will need lots of brain bleach to remove that thought, no matter how brief that thought was.
You stop that this second. I haven’t eaten dinner yet.
Aww shit. I won’t be able to sleep tonight.
Just printed out 10 of the GUN BAN BINGO cards for the guys tonight. Got my ammo ready for bingo pieces. Different caliber for each candidate’s gun ban topic rant……
22LR for Mini Mikey;
45 Long Colt for Pocahontas;
12ga for “Ole Sleepy, Creepy, Fire two blasts in the air” Joey;
50BMG for “I’ll take the Big One” Petey;
5.56mm BLANKS for “Noisy Empty Policies” Bernie
7.62×39 for “Ban Assault Weapons” Aimless Amy
Gonna be a show for sure!!!!
+1
Thx for the imaginative laugh.
Sometimes the stupid hurts so much no amount of alcohol will dull the pain.
If you take a 55 gallon barrel of alcohol and insert little mikey head first into it and weld the lid on won’t that dull the pain a little?
I bet after just a couple of hundred barrels full of alcohol the iq level will go up nationwide.
Bloomturd is running for president? I guess I should have known since I can’t turn on the TV or radio without hearing how fucking great he is. He’s practically a damn saint according to the ads I’ve heard. Obozo is even getting in on the action. Fuck him and Bloomturd.
DPH,
Ha ha, apparently you missed Bloomberg quite literally declaring himself a saint!
And no, I am not kidding.
Here is Michael Bloomberg’s statement in an interview with the New York Times:
You can see Michael Bloomberg’s quote in The Atlantic article here:
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/04/michael-bloomberg-i-have-earned-my-place-in-heaven/437457/
That seems awfully presumptive doesn’t it?
What’s the difference between God and Bloomberg?
God doesn’t think he is Michael Bloomberg.
Now That’s funny.
His whole message to EVERYBODY is “Hi, I’m Mike Bloomberg, and you’re stupid. Vote for me. Thank you.” Oopsies, he probably wouldn’t say thank you…
Even a bonafide narcissistic idiot wouldn’t be stupid enough to try to win friends and influence people by talking like Bloomberg talks.
I’m wondering IS he running for president or is he just trying to make someone else look good?
Local online news is covering the event. Bloomberg is described to have “imploded” on stage. Warren well and truly ripped into him according to the transcripts I saw.
Yeah, I’m gonna watch it. I’m hoping this Democrat primary gets as vicious as it can possibly be, and a whole lot of precious ‘fe-fes’ get hurt.
We want them hating the other candidates as much as possible, so it depresses turnout when their precious candidate doesn’t get the nod. Bloomie stealing the nomination with a ‘brokered’ convention will utterly *infuriate* the ‘Bernie Bros’ and their loser supporters… 🙂
This article is a good example of what I mean :
“Factchecking NPR’s Attempted Takedown of Bernie Sanders”
“Their ignorance is willful, and finds its roots in a profoundly ideological position, an ideology adopted by journalists who favor and are rewarded by corporate arguments promoted by corporate Democrats.”
https://www.commondreams.org/views/2020/02/19/factchecking-nprs-attempted-takedown-bernie-sanders
Feed, feed, feed that *hatred*. We want them so pissed-off, that they want revenge by not voting at all… 🙂
not voting? i hope it’s that benign. most likely Milwaukee will burn at their convention this summer.
Oh yeah. These bearded wonders are expecting a free ride from the Bernie and Bloomberg isn’t the sugar daddy they have in mind. He’s a control freak and would hurt them as much as the conservative gun owners.
Bring marshmellows.
I’m trying to figure out if that’s supposed to be a bad thing, or not. If Leftists want to burn down a reliably Leftist city?? I’m sorry, my give-a-damn is broken.
The new agenda for humanity requires that no one will have the capacity to fight back. It has been said: “Our Task of creating a Socialist America can only succeed when those who would resist us have been totally disarmed.” No other explanation is possible. Welcome to “common sense” gun control.
History has repeatedly demonstrated that disarming good people in the name of making bad people harmless only eventually facilitates politicians shooting their own countrymen. History…learn from it or be doomed to relive it.
Norman Thomas, the six-time Socialist Party candidate for U.S. President, said the following in a 1944 speech: “The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism,’ they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened…. I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democratic Party has adopted our platform.” And, today, the Republican Party RINOs have adopted it as well. It is no longer a situation of “enemy in the wire”. Today….and for several decades….the enemy sits in the Command Post. America has been overrun.
StLPro2A,
Sadly, you are exactly correct.
sad to say i have to agree… I would still rather be in the US than here in Australia though. There is at least some chance of fighting back there
The super delegates will bend the knee and open their pockets for Bloomberg.
So much this! If Bernie gets stiffed by Bloomberg or even better, Hillary, the “Bernie bros” will burn Milwaukee down. I hope that the DNC turns into a repeat of 68 except for a whole lot worse and a whole lot more violence.
That would be awesome.
9:44 PM, EST – They aren’t debating policies, they are sniping at each other and throwing metaphorical bombs at each other.
*Excellent* – It’s all going to plan. Biden looks confused, Warren and Bernie are ripping into each other, and everybody is dog-piling on Bloomie… )
The debate moderator just nailed Klobuchar on her failure during an interview on Telemundo (Spanish language network) to name Mexico’s president.
*Burrrrrnnnn*… 😉
This is nothing but attacks and gotchas, no solid policy discussions…
And Warren made Bloomberg “implode” on stage. No wonder Mikey’s events are carefully scripted and managed.
Did Bloomberg give up on banning salt in restaurants?
what, no “Weapons of War” or “Compromise”?
First hour over, no guns yet, hour 2 will start with ‘climate change’…
Can’t wait to see Trump and Mikey on stage together. Mike is going to need elevator shoes from the 70s
Bloomie isn’t stupid. The good news is, he has said so much stupid, bald-faced racist stuff, misogynistic crap, the debates will be *entertaining*…
^ the campaign commercials right themselves
besides, he’s the perfect avatar of everything dems claim that they are against.
The bemusing part of all of the attacks on The Bloomster (pat. pend.) is that his business is so tied up with the ChiComs he doesn’t even dare sneeze without asking their approval. Yet this is the one area, other than gun control obviously, on which none of the other candidates will dare broach. They will not touch it because so much of academia and the press is dependent on Chinese money. But, but, but Russia!
Bloomberg’s new nickname should be the Manchurian Candidate, as he is deep in China’s pocket.
Tonight is lose-lose for Bloomturd.
If he uses a stepbox at his debate lecturn he will be roasted and memed to a pulp.
If he goes without a stepbox and only his lizard face can be seen over the top of lecturn, he will be roasted and memed to a pulp.
So excited! Don’t matter what size if you have a brain. Some are tall and have a big head and no brain.
Just don’t vote for a Democrit and odds are you will be a winner.
WHY I JUST VOTED FOR BERNIE — AND WHY YOU SHOULD, TOO.
I oppose Bernie Sanders’ positions on every single issue. And I just cast a ballot in a Super Tuesday state, for Bernie Sanders. Why? Because he needs as much support from Conservatives as he can get, to get on the general election ballot. Where Trump will wipe him out in a 40-state landslide.
Why not just vote for Trump? Because there’s no point in doing so in the primary; he’s running unopposed. But my state (Texas) is huge, and a massive amount of delegates will be apportioned here, and if all us conservatives cross over and vote for Bernie, he stands a very good chance of winning a tremendous amount of delegates.
Nothing could be better for gun rights than to see a bitter fight, a brokered convention, and eventually a ***-damned communist heading up their ticket in November.
Want to re-take the House? Vote for Bernie now.
Want to reach 60 votes in the Senate? Vote for Bernie now.
Want to stymie Bloomberg? Vote for Bernie now. And seriously, what would be funnier than watching Bloomberg commit to spending a billion dollars through November to help Bernie, who despises Bloomberg and everything he stands for?
Seriously, gun folk — if you live in a Super Tuesday state, go to early voting and cast a ballot for Bernie. It’s the most patriotic thing you can do.
There are plenty of pinkos out there who think Bernie is absolutely fabulous, and some of those pinkos are right here in Texas. Bloomberg is an easier candidate to defeat in the general election.
I agree Bloomberg would be easy to beat. That’s not the point.
The point is, if you put a communist at the head of the ticket, that should horrify enough midwest/swing state voters that they will stay home. Bloomberg is going to be choked down just like Trump was, in their minds it’s “well, I can vote for one sexist/racist/misogynist New York Billionaire, or I can vote for the other one. At least this one’s not Trump.” So some will choke it down, and they’ll still vote. Democrats will still turn out, and they’ll still vote D for the Senate and House races.
On the other hand, if you put Bernie at the top of the ticket, anyone who’s ever said the Pledge of Allegiance in school will NOT go to the polls to vote for him. Which takes a tremendous number of D votes away from their candidates for Senate and House.
Trump will win again, that’s not in doubt. The question, and the future of the country, is: can we win back the House and get a 60-vote margin in the Senate? I believe our chances of doing so are MUCH better if Bernie is atop the Democratic ticket.
If bloomberg is top of the dems ticket it will be because bernie got bent over again by the dnc. The democratic party would not survive that treachery a second time. It will fracture and be at least another generation for it to rebuild, maybe more.
That’s why I’m hoping bloomberg gets the nod.
Operation Chaos approved!!!😃😎😏
Bingo is lame. Just take shots, get drunk and imagine everything they say is actually a dream.
If you do an antigun drinking game for Dems, you’ll die of alcohol poisoning.
Hahaha
The People have been roused by the Message Of Bernie.
If you follow the MOB you will be greatly rewarded.
If you oppose the MOB you will be dealt with.
Follow the MOB because you know the MOB is right.
And, its not a real MOB if not approved by Bernie.
Well said berniebro.
Turn your backs on what makes the US great, embrace socialism, hand “the burn” your checkbooks, or we will go full on facisist and burn the place down, taking Trump supporters out in the process. And these tards claim I’M a “red flag” threat?
Enjoy the TDS over the next 4.75 years RFR.
The People are tired of a semi socialist quasi welfare post Constitutional State.
The People want full blown Communism, and they want it now.
If you deny The People want they want, they will simply take it by farce.
And The Peoples farce cannot be stopped.
Farce?
Well, you have your TTAG postings defined spot on.
See if you can get anything else right in future posts RFR.
Best of luck. Feel that burn, and the TDS.
RFR, you are aware that “the burn” will pick up NONE of the approx 75% of dems supporting the other SEVEN can’t-idates, right?
The FAR left/pro-socialist segment of the dem party is NOT expanding, and it will not, even with your dimwitted “If you oppose the MOB you will be dealt with.” Threats.
Keep making those “Hate crime” Threats RMR.
Add “3 Years of Browsing History” to that list.
Here is a reason why gun owners should be afraid…especially with lil Mike.
https://www.tracefree.com/news/why-gun-owners-should-be-very-afraid/