First Ever TTAG Caption Contest


  1. avatar Bob Owens says:

    “It was only then that we realized just how serious Carl was about getting back his quarter.”

  2. avatar 2yellowdogs says:

    Quarters? We don’t need no stinkin’ quarters!

  3. avatar Donal says:

    “Whaddya mean there’s no Jolt?

  4. avatar SexCpotatoes says:

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
    Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property.
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit!
    Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you?
    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
    Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

    -From “Dr. Strangelove,” of course.

  5. avatar rabbi says:

    Dear Chief,

    No one was more surprised than I when…

  6. avatar Brad Kozak says:

    Sarge…this Coke machine ain’t talkin. But I feel like it’s holdin’ out on us. I think we need to take our interrogation to the next level.

  7. avatar JR says:

    When the forum said “Run and Gun” I didn’t think there would be this much running. I need a Diet Coke NOW.

  8. avatar John Fritz says:

    “Fuckin’ bill changer…”

  9. avatar Travis says:

    Don’t get between ‘Old Painless’ and an Ice Cold Coca Cola.

  10. avatar Caleb Oosten says:

    An early ‘Predator’ camoflague prototype… still better than ACU.

  11. avatar Lance says:

    Sweet, I made it to Home Base!

  12. avatar Joshua says:

    “I want my two dollars!”

  13. avatar Bob H says:

    “We both know I ordered a Pepsi-cola™, and you have insulted me and my entire family by giving me this…”


  14. avatar Bob H says:

    I’m not sure where that link came from. Us this one.

  15. avatar ScottyV says:

    Biggest Damn IED I have seen, when is the bomb tech gonna let help me remove my hand from this beast?

  16. avatar Paul M says:

    “Now, we can do this the easy way,….. or the hard way”

  17. avatar JOE MATAFOME says:

    This is your last warning GIVE UP THE POP OR GET POPPED

  18. avatar ian3fs says:

    This whole tactical load out and no change pocket

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