Home Law and Order First Ever TTAG Caption Contest Law and Order First Ever TTAG Caption Contest By Robert Farago - January 4, 2011 19 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ ◀Previous Post Next Post▶ RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR With 684 Homicides So Far, Chicago Threatens to Axe Half Its 13,000 Cops Over Vaccine Mandate Refusals Defunding the Police is an Increasingly Difficult Argument to Make Kentucky AG: Cities Can’t Prevent Employees From Carrying Firearms on the Job 19 COMMENTS “It was only then that we realized just how serious Carl was about getting back his quarter.” Reply Quarters? We don’t need no stinkin’ quarters! Reply “Whaddya mean there’s no Jolt? Reply Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel… that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there. Colonel “Bat” Guano: That’s private property. Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit! Colonel “Bat” Guano: Okay. I’m gonna get your money for ya. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s gonna happen to you? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What? Colonel “Bat” Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. -From “Dr. Strangelove,” of course. Reply Dear Chief, No one was more surprised than I when… Reply Sarge…this Coke machine ain’t talkin. But I feel like it’s holdin’ out on us. I think we need to take our interrogation to the next level. Reply When the forum said “Run and Gun” I didn’t think there would be this much running. I need a Diet Coke NOW. Reply “Fuckin’ bill changer…” Reply Don’t get between ‘Old Painless’ and an Ice Cold Coca Cola. Reply An early ‘Predator’ camoflague prototype… still better than ACU. Reply Sweet, I made it to Home Base! Reply “I want my two dollars!” Reply “We both know I ordered a Pepsi-cola™, and you have insulted me and my entire family by giving me this…” (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5673802/take_me_home_tonight_movie_trailer/) Reply I’m not sure where that link came from. Us this one. http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2784/pepsi_godfather/ Reply Biggest Damn IED I have seen, when is the bomb tech gonna let help me remove my hand from this beast? Reply “Now, we can do this the easy way,….. or the hard way” Reply This is your last warning GIVE UP THE POP OR GET POPPED Reply I said de-caff! Reply This whole tactical load out and no change pocket Reply LEAVE A REPLY Cancel reply Please enter your comment! Please enter your name here You have entered an incorrect email address! Please enter your email address here Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.