Early Christmas Gift Suggestion II: Bullet Belt

From the bottomless wellspring of post topics that is etsy.com comes another early Christmas gift idea for the gunny who has everything – a Swarovski crystal-encrusted bullet belt. It features cartridges – which look like .223s – that are “brass…with copper tips and matte black links” and “certified inactive and not live ammo.” We’re not sure why we’re skeptical about that last part, but there it is. Belt artisan HauteChampagne boldly claims, “This belt can bling out any ensemble and will draw heads from every direction.” We’re confident that if your favorite shooter shows up at the range in the above ensemble, he’ll definitely turn a few heads. Detail shots after the jump…


  1. avatar Ben Eli says:

    Looks painful. Imagine bending over wearing this thing. Inactive or not, bullets hurt.

  2. avatar MullahBob says:

    I’m gonna get one…I think it looks tthhuper!

  3. avatar RKflorida says:

    I just threw up a little in my mouth looking at this guy.

  4. avatar JT says:

    Wait, so the above picture of that.. “male”, is wearing a fake bullet belt, and a fancy women’s necklace?

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…

    1. avatar nononono says:

      Yes, please leave.

  5. avatar Aharon says:

    “We’re confident that if your favorite shooter shows up at the range in the above ensemble, he’ll definitely turn a few heads”.

    — If he goes to the wrong range, dressed up like the overdone fem in the photo, he might also get to experience a good old boy giving him his first taste of a pistol whipping, just saying.

  6. avatar RKflorida says:

    Buy the belt if you like banjo music and want to squeal like a pig. If you are undecided, you need to “Butch up” a little and skip all your track lighting plans.

  7. avatar Varmint Hunter says:

    Definitely not the kind of “lever-action” I had in mind.

  8. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    dude…really what websites are you browsing to get pictures like this..???

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  9. avatar smalenshek says:

    This is just wrong, wrong, wrong….

  10. avatar John says:

    This will go over big at TSA. “DOWN ON THE FLOOR NOW”

  11. avatar freeport56 says:


  12. avatar Double A.D. says:

    You should buy this *only* if they have the shoes to match. Remember boys, the shoes should always match your belt! Yeesh.

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