Sometimes There Are Not Words Dept.: Punisher Shape Shifter Toy
The other night, I caught the last half of the latest Punisher flick on satellite. It was possibly the most graphically violent movie I've ever seen. The special effects guys when into some kind...
Obscure Object of Desire: CSMG Fully Automatic BB Gun
Your mother wanted me to tell you: you can put several eyes out with this thing, in rapid succession. Click here for more info from fullyautomaticairgun.com and some relevant YouTubery. Meanwhile, the stats:
30 round...
Brits Hold a Taser Party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9keYyzyRqYM
On one hand, I feel sorry for the Brits. They've seen violent crime soar in the last decade, and they have no, I repeat, no gun rights. Whether or not these two facts are...
The Secret to Splitting a Card With a Bullet: Split the Card with a...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2O3exOcgdo
Hopefully?
MacGyver Eat Your Heart Out: How to Make a NERF Cannon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u3WqEsaLOI
Papo’s Pirate Glorifies Guns Without Selling Safety
You already know that Hollywood teaches the youth of America bad gun safety habits, from pointing a gun at the ceiling whilst clearing a room to cocking the hammer to show you're NOT KIDDING....
Game Review: High Noon STARS & STRIPES for iPhone
Listen up, buckaroo...if yer the kinda desperado that has a hankerin' to drill some other sidewinder fulla lead, you gotta call 'em out for a shoot-out. But this is 2010. Unless you're a Crip...
Obscure Object of Desire: NERF Stampede
This is the first fully-automatic, magazine-fed NERF gun. It also boasts the largest-ever NERF dart magazine: 18 rounds. Meh. The Springfield XD-M holds 19+1. Back in the realm of toys, the belt-fed NERF Vulcan...
Hey Brad, Kids DO Get Out of the House and Shoot Each Other With...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqj-w8MzLk4
Yesterday, Brad was bitching about kids sitting indoors, killing things with their videogames---when they should be outside shooting each other with toy guns. Is this neighborhood the exception that proves the rule?
“As Long as We All Shoot, We All Shoot. Know What I Mean?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6w0KoUSVW8
Is that a trick question?
Toys of My Youth: Mattel M-16 Marauder
It was way back when I was a kid too young to concern myself with adult worries like Vietnam, counter culture, and gun violence. It was Christmas, and all I wanted was the stuff...