Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

Vintage Photos of Girl with Pistol (28)-2

TheOtherDavid took last week’s prize. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by midnight Sunday. Good luck.



  1. avatar Adam says:

    “Was it good for you, too?”

    1. avatar anaxis says:

      Beat me to it. lol

  2. avatar Gunsplain says:

    Roses are red.

    Defenses are bolstered.

    I really want one of those Black Arch Holsters.

  3. avatar Omer Baker says:

    Brad: I didn’t know Janet smoked after a trip to the range.
    Crowd: Only after a GOOD trip to the range.

  4. avatar Socrates says:

    Need a smoke just seeing that magazine up….

  5. avatar BDub says:

    Bren there, done that.

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:


  6. avatar PeterW says:

    “WE DID IT”

  7. avatar Socrates says:

    With a few mags I’ll get that long barrel smoking too…

  8. avatar blues says:

    Vot an enormous schwanzstucker!

    1. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

      That goes without saying. 8>)

  9. avatar strych9 says:

    The funny part of this image is that the most dangerous item in the picture is her cigarette.

    1. avatar Vhyrus says:

      I think that depends on which one is in your mouth.

      1. avatar strych9 says:

        If you have a Bren gun in your mouth then the questions are how did you end up in such a sad state and is there a person about to shoot you with it. If there’s no operator for the weapon, you’re pretty safe. Much safer than you are with a lit cancer stick in your mouth.

  10. avatar Doc Samson says:

    The rifle was hot but she was smokin’!!!

  11. avatar Socrates says:

    Suzie “the lubricator” taking a break. circa 1943.

  12. avatar Vhyrus says:

    Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…. maybe…. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet!

  13. avatar Geoff PR says:

    “It’s twoo! It’s twoo!”

    1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

      Even though I have watched that movie dozens of times, I had to watch that clip.
      Thnx. I needed the laugh today.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:


        Here’s to next week being better…

  14. avatar RayRay says:

    Puff Puff Blast

  15. avatar Ben says:

    Is this what they mean when they talk about a “smoking gun?”

  16. avatar Chicago Steve says:

    After a long hard day of smoking, nothing calms me down like shooting my Bren machine gun and defending my rights.

  17. avatar dh34 says:

    Yeah, yeah I’ll be there in a sec…

  18. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    Feel the Bren!

    1. avatar Chicago Steve says:

      This chick’s voting for Brenie

  19. avatar Ole Wolf says:

    Don’t worry Big Bren, once you get to the front it’ll be good for you too..

  20. avatar Ranger Rick says:

    Was that as good for you as it was for me? Because I’m ready for round two.

  21. avatar fancypantslance says:

    You say it was once stored in a smoking facility? Let me think about it for a minu-I’ll take it.

  22. avatar Sam says:

    “I know, I know! I’ll get back to the testing line. Just….give me a minute.”

  23. avatar jwm says:

    First recorded case of penis envy.

  24. avatar Will says:


  25. avatar pieslapper says:

    Marge always needed a smoke after a hot session with her Bren.

  26. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    “Hey hun, is that a high capacity magazine or are you just glad to see me?”

  27. avatar brianinca says:

    Oi! Smoke those Jerries for me!

  28. avatar jwm says:

    “It’s me Bren gun.”

  29. avatar jwm says:

    The barrel thingy goes up. And down. And up. And down.

    And the next thing you know, you’re smoking.

  30. avatar Jack says:

    The most dangerous thing in that picture is the cigarette…. Unless you call her sugar.

  31. avatar John Barnett says:

    “You and me baby, we’re smokin”.

  32. avatar Pwrserge says:

    Ok, which of you idiots put magazine well in upside down?

    1. avatar strych9 says:

      After reading your other comments I figure you know about the Bren’s mag which makes this comment even funnier.

  33. avatar Mk10108 says:

    After a build and lubricating the bolt, Ms. Johnstone admires her work with a long draw on a Yankee fag.

  34. avatar Rick the Bear (now in NH!!) says:

    Why don’t you come up and see me some time.

  35. avatar John in Fayettenam says:

    When you don’t have a light and do a full MAG burn to get your smoke lit.

  36. avatar kage says:

    “Do those mags go all the way up?”

    also, British guns, American cigarettes, Canadian women… the best thing each of the countries had to offer.

  37. avatar dh34 says:

    Dammit Roland…I’m trying to clean up in here…come get your gun off the table

  38. avatar notguiltfree says:

    Oh Baby, I want to grab your Butt and Pull your trigger Again and Again and AAGGAAIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! OHHHHHH And I’m Praying you Don’t Run Out Of Those Heavy Loads…………..

  39. avatar formerwaterwalker says:

    Stroke me Stroke me…Billy Squire:)

  40. avatar jwm says:

    It’s not your fault. We should have known a mixed marriage wouldn’t work.

  41. avatar troutbum5 says:

    Katie bar the door. (Yes, i know it’s a bren, but that just popped into my head)

  42. avatar Karl says:

    It’s ok. A lot of guns have a hair trigger now and then.

  43. avatar Steve in TX says:

    Once you go modern sporting rifle you never go back.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      I thought it was, once you go evil black rifle you never go back.

  44. avatar jwm says:

    “Rimmed? Oh! You meant the cartridge.”

  45. avatar Photoguy says:

    I am so glad you finally got over your projectile dysfunction

  46. avatar Sixpack70 says:

    The Bren, it’s just that good.

  47. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    One of us is a smokin hot bitch and it’s not you!!

  48. avatar jwm says:

    “I’m sorry. 3 Germans walk into a Bren just isn’t as funny.”

  49. avatar jwm says:

    “If you were water cooled you’d last a lot longer.”

  50. avatar jwm says:

    “You’re monopod is angled just right.”

  51. avatar Owen says:

    Bren or Brenda: The strange case of a gun who changed it’s caliber.

  52. avatar Robert w. says:

    Pansies need a smoking jacket, she just needs a smoking-gun.

  53. avatar Bohucka says:

    Bren: Do you smoke after sex?

    Sara T.: Dunno, never looked…

  54. avatar jwm says:

    “I’ll bet I can make that magazine stand up straight.”

  55. avatar kmeis says:

    Dahling, shoot your load already!

  56. avatar Kyle K. says:

    Oh Baby…. I could test fire you all night

  57. avatar b72512ga says:

    So….is there a Mrs. Bren?

  58. avatar Luke Yarasheski says:

    “Dammit. Between the mag and all this smoke how am I ever gonna sight this thing in?”

  59. avatar jimmy james says:

    The only thing smoking after 30 rounds through a Bren Gun is the operator.

  60. avatar Taco Bob says:

    “This is the point in humanity where advertising gained greatness”

  61. avatar Sammy^ says:

    Ms NRA 1942

  62. avatar AaronW says:

    “Lock, Stock and ONE smoking barrel?”

  63. avatar jwm says:

    “I swear to you, that Lee Enfield meant nothing to me. It was just a moment of weakness. You were gone for so long.”

  64. avatar Lotek says:

    You are “BAR none” my greatest lover!

  65. avatar jwm says:

    “There’s no way to suger coat this, Bren. I met a 2 pounder anti tank gun. And his barrel is much longer and wider than yours.”

  66. avatar LHW says:

    Wouldn’t mind putting a cartridge in either chamber.

  67. “It’s OK sweetie.. Lots of guys experience failure to fire at your age.”

  68. avatar jwm says:

    “Oh my. Look how far up the barrel the lip stick ring is this time.”

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