Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


Pieslapper took last week’s prize of a Black Arch holster. The good news: you have another chance this week. Enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight and you could win a new rig for your carry gun. Have at it.

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  1. avatar fiun dagner says:

    Hey y’all watch this!!

  2. avatar Flynn says:

    “One of those ‘hold my beer’ moments”

  3. avatar Simon says:

    You call that a rifle? THIS, is a rifle.

  4. avatar Kapeltam says:

    Mosin Nagant rifle. Long, durable, and inexpensive.

  5. avatar A A Ron says:

    Because size matters – some people like length.

  6. avatar Sgt Bill says:

    This is my rifle, this is my gun
    This is for shooting, this is for…
    What the hell is this thing for?

  7. avatar Tom Worthington says:

    Long gun indeed

  8. avatar Blues says:

    “Shall not be abridged…”

    1. avatar Andrew Lias says:

      That gun *is* a bridge.

    2. avatar Jasonius says:

      Shall not be a bridge.

    3. avatar jwm says:

      That gun can take down a bridge.

  9. avatar PeterW says:

    Tiny Tom could never find a rifle in his size

  10. avatar jwm says:

    Caliber wars just took a demonic twist.

  11. avatar Wreckerman says:

    Because fuck you, that’s why.

  12. avatar jwm says:

    Some people believe that a meteor strike killed the dinosaurs. There, are, however, different theories……

  13. avatar PNG says:

    “Hey look, one of those rifles that can take out an airplane the gun-grabbers have been crapping their pants over!”

    1. avatar SteveInCO says:

      Just point it straight up…the plane will smack into it.

  14. avatar Matt in TN says:

    Pony tail? Check
    Moustache? Check
    Long Gun? Check
    70’s porn career here I come!

    1. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

      That’s funny

  15. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    They finally found the rifle to take down bigfoot

  16. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    “say hello to my little friend” is a bit obvious. That being said, I’ll swipe a line from Ian himself.

    “Since the range is obviously not where this weapon excels, lets try it in its natural habitat; a drive by shooting.”

  17. avatar rc says:

    “Does this gun make me look fat?”

  18. avatar pieslapper says:

    Andre the Giants fowling piece.

  19. avatar Hardlife_nef says:

    Shown above is the Y00RFSKD model rifle. Thanks to Loretta Weinbergs efforts, beginning 13 May 2016 will be the only NJ legal firearm for sale or ownership. Included is the convenient trailer mounted generator for the rectally inserted biometric safety mechanism, the puckerfactor (patent pending).

  20. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    This is my gun ,there are many …. uh ,any ways THIS ONE is mine

  21. avatar Mark N. says:

    “Always bring enough gun,” they say. But there are limits.

  22. avatar PeterW says:

    “Does this make me look like Obama?”

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    Adds new meaning to the expression ‘shoot the moon’.

  24. avatar Chris says:

    “Turns out the whole house was made out of rifles.”

  25. avatar SteveInCO says:

    The enemy is 400 yards away. Watch, with THIS the bodies will have powder burn on them.

  26. avatar pieslapper says:

    WW 1 French anti balloon/dirigible weapon system. Excellent condition, only dropped once. Best offer takes it.

  27. avatar pieslapper says:

    Wow! If that’s the carbine, I wonder what the rifle looks like?

  28. avatar jwm says:

    On this episode of demolition ranch…..

    1. avatar 10mm says:

      +1, especially because Dr. Matt is such an awesome dude.

      1. avatar Scoutino says:

        +1 He is a doctor. ….ish.

  29. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    A long, long, time ago ,in a galaxy far ,far away ,this was the Death Star

  30. avatar Tom W. says:

    The squirrels are back, it’s personal this time.

  31. avatar JHRC says:

    The man in the moon has given me the stink eye for the LAST time!

  32. avatar jwm says:

    The ACME company filling a custom order for one Wile E. Coyote.

  33. avatar Winterborne says:

    “No worries, it’s just a .22lr.”
    “I SAID, Get OFF My Lawn!” Said lawn being the back 40 acres.

  34. avatar jwm says:

    Shot Show 2016 introduced a new rifle from a new company. So far reception for the new Schutzenfahr 31.15 millimeter has been lukewarm at best.

    So the company has decided to put the word “Magnum” in the name.

  35. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “See that fly up there on top of that mountain” ?

  36. avatar jwm says:

    Atomic Annie’s little brother, Nuclear Ned.

  37. avatar jwm says:

    Bro, do you even rifle?

  38. avatar jwm says:

    Ian makes the decision to drop crossfit and pump iron instead.

  39. avatar Jp says:

    What? No bayonet?

  40. avatar Komando says:

    To keep up with the increased popularity of “Forgotten Weapons” we have started production of the “Pocket Ian;” seen here is a prototype “Pocket Ian” with a youth model 22.

  41. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Forget zombies. If the dinosaurs ever come back this guy’s prepared.

  42. avatar anaxis says:

    Nobody will ever forget this leaning against a tree…

  43. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    Nah! Go on and shoot it ,it don’t kick

  44. avatar peirsonb says:

    Quigley: Deep South

  45. avatar Timmy! says:

    Billy Barty shows off his Mosin Nagant.

  46. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Still more maneuverable than the Chauchat!

  47. avatar Paul53 says:

    You pull the trigger, then you have time to aim.

  48. avatar SouthernPhantomn says:

    Is that a punt gun? I think it reaches most of the way to the target!

  49. avatar Dann Cairns says:

    Someone found Andre the Giant’s plinking rifle

  50. avatar Jasonius says:

    A southern boy always chicken wings, but cheek weld ruins the ‘stache.

  51. avatar bobby b says:

    “I used to carry it IWB, but it prints like crazy.”

  52. avatar Vanbulance says:

    The rifle, of Russian production, will cost $395.

    The requisite top glass has been bid at $15,000 for optimum range.

  53. avatar Scott shearer says:

    The NFA said 16 inches not 16 feet.

  54. avatar Mikele says:

    It’s not the size that matt….oh, I guess size does matter!

  55. avatar anonymoose says:

    Ian visits the Isla Nubar

  56. avatar Wilson says:

    “Do you guys carry an IWB holster for this?”

  57. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    Get to the chopper , I got this

  58. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Concealed carry my azz!

  59. avatar Cucamonga Jeff says:

    They enlisted every member of munchkin land to fight against their sworn enemy the wicked witch of the West!!

  60. avatar oldandshaky says:

    After the medieval lance of jousting fame and before the arquebus, there was … this.

  61. avatar JHRC says:

    Jim decided to end the Sweet Meteor of Death’s presidential campaign a little early.

  62. avatar Ralph says:

    This outtake from “The Borrowers” never made it into the final cut.

  63. avatar TruthTellers says:

    Zeus and the others on Mount Olympus will never feel safe again.

  64. avatar DSW says:

    It was at this moment, young Jeb knew he was going to have to marry his pregnant girlfriend…

  65. avatar JHRC says:

    While being wheeled in for reconstructive shoulder surgery, it dawned on Ted that he should have indeed paid the extra $40 for the adjustable composite stock.

  66. avatar Slimjim9 says:

    According to Ballistics by the Inch, I should be getting about Mach 3 outta this baby!

  67. avatar JHRC says:

    Winchester introduces the public to the testing platform for its newest cartridge, the 22sdxlr, or 22 super duper extra long rifle.

  68. avatar Jasonius says:

    Black powder pole vault.

  69. avatar Hoystory says:

    You couldn’t handle Paul Bunyan’s ax, what makes you think you can handle his gun?

  70. avatar JHRC says:

    Jim never knew if he made the shot or not, because when he woke from the recoil induced concussion he couldn’t remember what he was shooting at anyway.

  71. avatar Tom j says:

    You won’t believe where he was concealing it…

  72. avatar JHRC says:

    After discovering google flight tracker, Tom hatched a plan to insure that his inlaws would never ruin his vacation again.

  73. avatar AaronW says:

    Whew… thank goodness it’s a straight-pull. Otherwise, it would be difficult to handle.

  74. avatar JHRC says:

    Nobody knew why it took such a long barrel to take full advantage of Eddie’s acute eyesight, but many suspected that it had something to do with the fact that he was raised by eagles until the age of 9.

  75. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    How the hell am I going to hide this in my pants!!

  76. No Ian, you have to work it goofy footed like always.

  77. avatar Xopher says:

    It’s chambered in 22 long long long long rifle

  78. avatar Joseph says:

    But the rail is super lightweight.

  79. avatar Dave says:

    This rifle dates from WWI, and the little known pole vaulting brigade. The idea was that the gun could be used to fire at a fortified position, until they could get close enough to vault over the wall.

    The program was discontinued when almost a third to vaulters suffered from self inflicted gunshot wounds.

  80. avatar Tim says:

    Yep… AIWB carry… It’ll NEVER print!

  81. avatar Dave says:

    I wanted some 22 long rifle…. Unfortunately Ed hasn’t been wearing his ear protection and thought I want a 22 foot long rifle.

  82. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Zamfir goes ballistic !

  83. avatar Wright says:

    Is this Nuclear security’s new rifle?

  84. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    The engineers explored the the concept of bringing the targets closer by lengthening the barrel, but eventually ran into diminishing returns.

  85. avatar tmm says:

    How in the world can anybody forget this thing?

  86. avatar jwm says:

    Homemade hardware store guns are getting out of hand. Remember guys. Just cause you can do it doesn’t mean you have to do it.

  87. No, I don’t need a pistol permit for this.

  88. avatar 33AD says:

    These pocket dumps have gone too far.

  89. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    doggone kids set the 3d printer up to 110% again!

    1. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

      Holy shit that’s funny!

  90. avatar Aerindel says:

    Check out my new Mosin

  91. avatar Chris says:

    “Additional accuracy can be achieved by resting the muzzle firmly on the target itself”

  92. avatar Ben says:

    They always say that it isn’t just about the length, but the bore size as well.

  93. avatar Steve F says:

    Tactical sniper shotgun.

  94. avatar bobby b says:

    In a hasty response to Reagan’s SDI, North Korea produced its own ASAT weapon.

  95. avatar Tim says:

    The bullet’s already half the way there!

  96. avatar Dave D. says:

    THIS is to take care of the birds that will knock the door off a 747!

  97. avatar OneOfTheGoodGuys says:

    Chinese .60 BMF

  98. avatar Phil LA says:

    What, no sling?

  99. avatar Adam Field says:

    “I’ll just leave it in my truck till she goes to bed and sneak it into the safe.”

    1. avatar Cooter E Lee says:

      This has my vote, reminds me of my Dad and Mom. Lol

  100. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Wait until I can see the white in their eyes? F That! I’m getting them as soon as they cross over the horizon.

  101. avatar Scoutino says:

    Let me introduce my newest invention. By moving muzzle far enough it eliminates the need for ear protection.

  102. avatar crzapy says:

    Johnny Dangerously: “This is an 88 magnum… it shoots through schools.”

    Big deal, this is an 888 magnum, it shoots through school districts!

  103. avatar JHRC says:

    Being the jokester that he was, it made astronomer Ted giddy knowing that if timed correctly, this shot would have the worldwide scientific community talking about “the crack in Uranus” by lunch time tomorrow.

  104. avatar Joe Blow says:

    “Above: A recently unearthed photograph of Tom Cruise on the set of The Last Samurai before post-production editors make him look like an average sized man.”

  105. avatar jwm says:

    It needs a bayonet.

  106. avatar JHRC says:

    Uncle Rico finally finds a rifle to match his throwing arm.

    1. avatar wright says:

      Tina, come get your dinner. GOSH!

  107. avatar jwm says:

    Jorge Spraeve when he had hair.

  108. avatar Thomas says:

    “If this condition lasts more than four hours, seek a professional gunsmith immediately, to avoid permanent injury.”

  109. avatar JTalluto says:

    Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon, windage and elevation!

  110. avatar Arkansas kurt says:

    I’m a hard core insurrectiontionist and my fetish rifle is greater than your fetish rifle.

  111. avatar JHRC says:

    To celebrate Independence Day, Chuck decides to reenact “The shot heard ’round the world”.

  112. avatar JHRC says:

    Let’s see if the Moon Rover used those run flat tires.

  113. avatar Carl says:

    Concealed carry is not for everyone.

  114. avatar JHRC says:

    Jeb learned quickly not store Viagra in his rifle case.

  115. avatar Mike says:

    And they thought Hobbits were fictional characters!

  116. avatar SleepyJD says:

    Say ‘compensating’ one more time…


    I can’t tell…big gun, or little man?

  117. avatar Paul says:

    Happy to see me?

  118. avatar jwm says:

    Looney tunes come to life.

  119. avatar Lance F says:

    Where is my bi-pod?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      That thing don’t need a bi pod. It needs a tracked carriege.

  120. avatar JHRC says:

    In an odd collaboration, the R&D on Barret’s new rifle is being fully funded by the National Association of orthopaedic surgeons.

  121. avatar jwm says:

    I hate to go there. But what is Ian compensating for?

  122. avatar Coffee Addict says:

    Antman at the range.

  123. avatar Anthony O. says:

    UAC is proud to present the BFG 1 for military and law enforcement sale, remember, when you think UAC, think “Rip and tear!”

  124. avatar Brian says:

    “The New and Improved, All-Purpose Pole Vaulting Rifle”

  125. avatar Royal Tony says:

    “He stole my balloons! Why didn’t anyone tell me he had one of those… things!”

    Poor Bob…

  126. avatar jwm says:

    No bayonet lug, flashhider, pistol grip or detachable mag. I may have found the only rifle legal to own in CA.

    Try fitting it in a prius, tho.

  127. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Shhh! We’re hunting wabbits.”

  128. avatar Flim says:

    “I told you kids to stay off my lawn!”

  129. avatar Wade says:

    Because it is not called The Bill of Needs.

  130. avatar JHRC says:

    Rick Moranis finally acknowledged that he was in a rut after Disney halted production of “Honey, I shrunk some hipster dude”.

  131. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    the telescoping barrel allowed for an impressive sight radius.

  132. avatar Ken Price says:

    According to the LA Times, Democrat Senate candidate Loretta Sanchez commented: “This rifle sure looks like what my ancestors carried in California and Texas. It’s single shot, has no magazine, no pistol grip, no scary flash hider, I think it’s called a black powder long gun and for sure it should be legal for concealed carry in this great state of California.”

  133. avatar James Hogan says:

    The gun for rednecks wanting to hunt ISIS but can’t afford the plane ticket.

  134. avatar RidgeRunner says:

    “I saw a werewolf with a Chinese Jingal in his hand/
    and his hair was perfect.”

  135. avatar JHRC says:

    In post Chernobyl Russia, “mouse gun” took on a whole new meaning.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Food of the Gods. Meets Rifle of the UnGodly.

  136. avatar jwm says:

    Impressive. Til you pull the trigger and the flag with “BANG” printed on it jacknifes out the muzzle.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      that would impress me…

  137. avatar JHRC says:

    Ironically, it was “Jingal shells” that forced Santa Clause to train his reindeer in evasive maneuvers.

  138. avatar jwm says:

    Where’s the forward observer?

  139. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    “That’s right men , it’s time to bring in the big guns”

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