SkyMan77 took last week’s honors and will soon have himself a new Black Arch Holster. If you want one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight.
SkyMan77 took last week’s honors and will soon have himself a new Black Arch Holster. If you want one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight.
“wait, didn’t we already caption this one?
– TTAG Commentators.
This and last week end’s were already used before. I think we’ve used up the internet.
Or maybe ttag is going hollywood. Remake, remake, reboot.
You all have better memories than I do. I’ll leave it up, though.
I’m hell on wheels at trivia contests. Won a bunch of concert tickets and ski lift tickets, etc, from the local radio stations.
Sorry, you forgot to phrase your answer in the form of a question.
“wait, didn’t we already caption this one?
Yes.
Black Arch Holsters should get a refund of their promotional dollars for these duplicate pics.
“We come in peace, just don’t mess with us”
Do you want the high velocity, high volume cheese whiz or would you like us to grate some fine cheddar for you with these graters we have conveniently attached to our chests?
When Rosie O’donnell gets an impacted colon it’s a dirty job clearing it up.
DEVO goes to war…
1.21 Jigawatts!?!
Or to jack a classic MST3K line “Why does constant heat mode sound like a Chevy Horn?”
This is our future lives should Hillary be elected. All life spent in a radioactive suit trying to scrub the atmosphere from nuclear fallout caused by Iran.
Seen here, the Marzoids field test their first crew served machine-phaser.
These dildo protests are just getting out of hand.
Boyeeez! Mom’s looking for her colander and where the hell are all my wiffle golf balls?!?
“We are the Clintons. Lower your standards and surrender your wallets… Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”
What the he!! are those long phallus shaped thingy’s on their trousers?!?
They’re alien dildos. The aliens are joining the UT protest.
Is the thing they are holding actually a motor for the dildos?
Pentagon’s “Future Soldier” program may be suffering from White House interference.
I’ll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!
-Tin Man (& Family)
Appropriate or not “get a load of the size of my dick!!”
“Ares Armor is proud to introduce their new 80% lower for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range…”
Robotic voice: “All your bases are belong to us!”
“All your base are belong to us.”
FIFY
We’ve only got this one, but it’s a BFG!
The Doctor won’t escape this time!
General Dynamics’ BDSM gimp-operated Wiffle® ball launcher proved to be a somewhat less effective weapon system than originally promised.
The dildo protests at UT are getting out of hand.
We represent the Acme Vacuum Cleaner Company and we’d love to show you the new and improved SmartVac 3000.
Second option – (cue up Queen)…FLASH….AHHHHHHH!
The FBI is preparing to go full anal on the Clinton foundation.
“it’s a GRB 080916C. it shoots through planets.”
This group of Cybermen demand to be upgraded to the new standard or else!
Join the Galactic Rangers, they said. It’ll be an adventure, they said. How come nobody ever said anything about the adventure of latrine detail?
“free hot wax with purchase of wash.”
“We are the Knights who say Ni!”
“What?! They make us put on these heavy a$$ suits, wear a bucket on our head, stand around the desert all day in the middle of summer doing take after take because the coked up bimbo can’t get her lines right, and we’re only getting paid scale!!?? F¥@% this!!!”
Nobody was prepared for the attack of the Cyberdyne Systems percolators.
Home carry, cybermen, home carry.
*Knock, knock.*
“Who is it?”
“Candygram.”
“Hold one. Mongo’s coming right out.”
“Mongo love candy!”
“5 dolla GI, we love you long time!”
Tin Power!
EX-TER-MI- … no, wait, that doesn’t sound right.
DELE… No, something is still missing.
PULL!!!
Still not quite there, but we got to fire it at least…
“Say hello to our not-so-little friend!”
Who would have thought the “Cocks Not Glocks” movement would survive until 2297? Now THAT’s staying power, baby!
“Hey Fred, I only read the first 2 pages of the script. Why do we all have double ended dildos stuck to our pants again?”
“Is that a Glock in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
The Gimp and his brother finally had enough of Zed and Maynard.
Are you daft, punk? This ain’t no time for you to try and get lucky.
This is for Klaatu!!!
The Gay Pride Parade took a weird turn.
Don’t you get all up in my grill.
The democrats aren’t smart enough to notice this is just a hair dryer.
“This orgasmitron goes to 11.”
The makers of the Fleshlight try to predict the future.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Commence Clin-Ton Planetary Email Extraction in 3…2…1
“Whadja think of the game Bob?”
“Romo fell down and hurt hims widdle back, Cowboys still suck, SSDD.”
“Yeah, could be worse though, at least they’re not the Browns.”
The Cybermen take a slightly different approach to water boarding.
“Hey Frank, these new crew served Zap-o-matics are pretty cool!”
“Damn straight Joe! Now if they could only get us some freakin’ side arms that didn’t look like dildos we’d be set!”
“Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”
“Come quietly or there will be… trouble.”
Visitors arrive on the University of Texas Austin campus, they demand, “Take us to your Trigglypuff.”
“She awaits us.”
“lemme see here. Is it righty tighty and lefty loosey? I shouldn’t have went to work for NASA.”
Looks like California legislators are gearing up to ban more assault weapons.
….from the designers at Hi-Point firearms.
Ok sir, before we begin remember, the safe word is “bannana”.
Ok lets show those poles how you make a trashcan cannon
The South Beach Zika squad looks Faaaabulous!
Earthlings, stop polluting the universe with election nonsence within 5 days or we’ll turn your planet into a musketball.
Well I don’t have a caption, but I just want to say that Dr. Who is got to be one of the most overrated pieces of sci-fi I’ve ever seen.
OSHA shooting requirements if Hilary is elected: head-to-toe personal protective equipment and the buddy system.
Introducing the new federally mandated “Smart gun” Coming soon to California.
Regenerate this!
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
The ATF inadvertently saved the planet when they busted the Kill-Bots for an unregistered AOW, due to the foward pistol grips on their rayguns.
The U.S. Navy today announced the latest version of the enlisted work uniform, designed specifically for engineering personnel assigned to nuclear powered submarines and aircraft carriers.
“Ok, let’s see that damn dog bring this ball back!”
Hillary’s make up team prepares to apply the concoction that makes her appear human under the TV camera lights.
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