Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest


SkyMan77 took last week’s honors and will soon have himself a new Black Arch Holster. If you want one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight.



  1. avatar Bobiojimbo says:

    “wait, didn’t we already caption this one?
    – TTAG Commentators.

    1. avatar jwm says:

      This and last week end’s were already used before. I think we’ve used up the internet.

      Or maybe ttag is going hollywood. Remake, remake, reboot.

    2. You all have better memories than I do. I’ll leave it up, though.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I’m hell on wheels at trivia contests. Won a bunch of concert tickets and ski lift tickets, etc, from the local radio stations.

        1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

          Sorry, you forgot to phrase your answer in the form of a question.

    3. avatar Indiana Tom says:

      “wait, didn’t we already caption this one?

      1. avatar Paul on Harsens Island says:

        Black Arch Holsters should get a refund of their promotional dollars for these duplicate pics.

  2. avatar Missouri Mule says:

    “We come in peace, just don’t mess with us”

  3. avatar David says:

    Do you want the high velocity, high volume cheese whiz or would you like us to grate some fine cheddar for you with these graters we have conveniently attached to our chests?

  4. avatar jwm says:

    When Rosie O’donnell gets an impacted colon it’s a dirty job clearing it up.

  5. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    DEVO goes to war…

  6. avatar Andrew Lias says:

    1.21 Jigawatts!?!

    Or to jack a classic MST3K line “Why does constant heat mode sound like a Chevy Horn?”

  7. avatar BigAl says:

    This is our future lives should Hillary be elected. All life spent in a radioactive suit trying to scrub the atmosphere from nuclear fallout caused by Iran.

  8. avatar Hoplopfheil says:

    Seen here, the Marzoids field test their first crew served machine-phaser.

  9. avatar jwm says:

    These dildo protests are just getting out of hand.

  10. avatar 80 D says:

    Boyeeez! Mom’s looking for her colander and where the hell are all my wiffle golf balls?!?

  11. avatar strych9 says:

    “We are the Clintons. Lower your standards and surrender your wallets… Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.”

  12. avatar former water walker says:

    What the he!! are those long phallus shaped thingy’s on their trousers?!?

    1. avatar Ralph says:

      They’re alien dildos. The aliens are joining the UT protest.

      1. avatar SouthAl says:

        Is the thing they are holding actually a motor for the dildos?

  13. avatar Mercutio says:

    Pentagon’s “Future Soldier” program may be suffering from White House interference.

  14. avatar SouthAl says:

    I’ll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!
    -Tin Man (& Family)

  15. avatar me says:

    Appropriate or not “get a load of the size of my dick!!”

  16. avatar Adub says:

    “Ares Armor is proud to introduce their new 80% lower for a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range…”

  17. avatar MarkT says:

    Robotic voice: “All your bases are belong to us!”

    1. avatar pieslapper says:

      “All your base are belong to us.”


  18. avatar Cliff H says:

    We’ve only got this one, but it’s a BFG!

  19. avatar Robert says:

    The Doctor won’t escape this time!

  20. avatar Stinkeye says:

    General Dynamics’ BDSM gimp-operated Wiffle® ball launcher proved to be a somewhat less effective weapon system than originally promised.

  21. avatar pieslapper says:

    The dildo protests at UT are getting out of hand.

  22. avatar James says:

    We represent the Acme Vacuum Cleaner Company and we’d love to show you the new and improved SmartVac 3000.

    Second option – (cue up Queen)…FLASH….AHHHHHHH!

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    The FBI is preparing to go full anal on the Clinton foundation.

  24. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “it’s a GRB 080916C. it shoots through planets.”

  25. avatar James Randall says:

    This group of Cybermen demand to be upgraded to the new standard or else!

  26. avatar jwm says:

    Join the Galactic Rangers, they said. It’ll be an adventure, they said. How come nobody ever said anything about the adventure of latrine detail?

  27. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “free hot wax with purchase of wash.”

  28. avatar pieslapper says:

    “We are the Knights who say Ni!”

  29. avatar pieslapper says:

    “What?! They make us put on these heavy a$$ suits, wear a bucket on our head, stand around the desert all day in the middle of summer doing take after take because the coked up bimbo can’t get her lines right, and we’re only getting paid scale!!?? F¥@% this!!!”

  30. avatar Ralph says:

    Nobody was prepared for the attack of the Cyberdyne Systems percolators.

  31. avatar Ryan S. says:

    Home carry, cybermen, home carry.

  32. avatar pieslapper says:

    *Knock, knock.*
    “Who is it?”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      “Hold one. Mongo’s coming right out.”

      1. avatar Bill B says:

        “Mongo love candy!”

  33. avatar pieslapper says:

    “5 dolla GI, we love you long time!”

  34. avatar Phil LA says:

    Tin Power!

  35. avatar John L. says:

    EX-TER-MI- … no, wait, that doesn’t sound right.

    DELE… No, something is still missing.


    Still not quite there, but we got to fire it at least…

  36. avatar Reuben Geiser says:

    “Say hello to our not-so-little friend!”

  37. avatar John L. says:

    Who would have thought the “Cocks Not Glocks” movement would survive until 2297? Now THAT’s staying power, baby!

  38. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Hey Fred, I only read the first 2 pages of the script. Why do we all have double ended dildos stuck to our pants again?”

  39. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Is that a Glock in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

  40. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    The Gimp and his brother finally had enough of Zed and Maynard.

  41. avatar P4n9 says:

    Are you daft, punk? This ain’t no time for you to try and get lucky.

  42. avatar JW says:

    This is for Klaatu!!!

  43. avatar jwm says:

    The Gay Pride Parade took a weird turn.

  44. avatar Penetty says:

    Don’t you get all up in my grill.

  45. avatar Lance F says:

    The democrats aren’t smart enough to notice this is just a hair dryer.

  46. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    “This orgasmitron goes to 11.”

  47. avatar Ing says:

    The makers of the Fleshlight try to predict the future.

  48. avatar Scott Cobun says:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

  49. avatar Model66 says:

    Commence Clin-Ton Planetary Email Extraction in 3…2…1

  50. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Whadja think of the game Bob?”

    “Romo fell down and hurt hims widdle back, Cowboys still suck, SSDD.”

    “Yeah, could be worse though, at least they’re not the Browns.”

  51. avatar pieslapper says:

    The Cybermen take a slightly different approach to water boarding.

  52. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Hey Frank, these new crew served Zap-o-matics are pretty cool!”

    “Damn straight Joe! Now if they could only get us some freakin’ side arms that didn’t look like dildos we’d be set!”

  53. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”

  54. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Come quietly or there will be… trouble.”

  55. avatar Five says:

    Visitors arrive on the University of Texas Austin campus, they demand, “Take us to your Trigglypuff.”

    1. avatar Five says:

      “She awaits us.”

  56. avatar jwm says:

    “lemme see here. Is it righty tighty and lefty loosey? I shouldn’t have went to work for NASA.”

  57. avatar Dale Doty says:

    Looks like California legislators are gearing up to ban more assault weapons.

  58. avatar Patrick says:

    ….from the designers at Hi-Point firearms.

  59. avatar Bcb says:

    Ok sir, before we begin remember, the safe word is “bannana”.

  60. avatar alex Lyon says:

    Ok lets show those poles how you make a trashcan cannon

  61. avatar Somebody Special says:

    The South Beach Zika squad looks Faaaabulous!

  62. avatar Paul53 says:

    Earthlings, stop polluting the universe with election nonsence within 5 days or we’ll turn your planet into a musketball.

  63. avatar Noishkel says:

    Well I don’t have a caption, but I just want to say that Dr. Who is got to be one of the most overrated pieces of sci-fi I’ve ever seen.

  64. avatar AJ in CA says:

    OSHA shooting requirements if Hilary is elected: head-to-toe personal protective equipment and the buddy system.

  65. avatar Aaron says:

    Introducing the new federally mandated “Smart gun” Coming soon to California.

  66. avatar jwm says:

    Regenerate this!

  67. avatar JoeVK says:

    No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  68. The ATF inadvertently saved the planet when they busted the Kill-Bots for an unregistered AOW, due to the foward pistol grips on their rayguns.

  69. avatar Dave Lewis says:

    The U.S. Navy today announced the latest version of the enlisted work uniform, designed specifically for engineering personnel assigned to nuclear powered submarines and aircraft carriers.

  70. avatar ed says:

    “Ok, let’s see that damn dog bring this ball back!”

  71. avatar pieslapper says:

    Hillary’s make up team prepares to apply the concoction that makes her appear human under the TV camera lights.

  72. avatar Tj Metcalfe says:

    If you do not wear Black Arch Holsters, you will be deleted.

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