Home Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest Contest Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest By Dan Zimmerman - August 26, 2016 84 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Email SkyMan77 took last week’s honors and will soon have himself a new Black Arch Holster. If you want one too, enter the best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR The Gun Collective is Giving Away a Barrett .50 Cal The Gundie Awards Nears One Million Votes Two Silencer Shop Halloween Contests: Win a Free Suppressor (and Tax Stamp) 84 COMMENTS “wait, didn’t we already caption this one? – TTAG Commentators. Reply This and last week end’s were already used before. I think we’ve used up the internet. Or maybe ttag is going hollywood. Remake, remake, reboot. Reply You all have better memories than I do. I’ll leave it up, though. Reply I’m hell on wheels at trivia contests. 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