Black Arch Holster Weekend Photo Caption Contest


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  1. avatar me says:

    I wanna be a cowboy baabyy!

    1. avatar jwm says:

      A nordic cowboy.

  2. avatar Mikele says:

    Mommy made my guns out of chocolate! Mmmmmm!

    1. avatar Baldwin says:

      Evil chocolate assault guns!

  3. avatar imrambi says:

    Preparing for an active school shooter

  4. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Just in case you fall into the gorilla pit snookums!

  5. avatar Chip Bennett says:

    Nobody puts baby in a corner!

    1. avatar ridgerunner says:


  6. avatar Nanashi says:

    Trigger Discipline: Even a kid has more than Feinstein.

  7. avatar peirsonb says:

    Now all I need is a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious. And some skittles.

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Shannon Watts, before her parents sent her to a reeducation camp.

    1. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

      You mean her daddy Bloomberg?

      1. avatar Cliff H says:

        “You mean her Sugar Daddy Bloomberg?” FIFY

  9. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    Shootin’ at the walls of heartache, bang, bang. I am the warrior…

  10. avatar Photoguy says:

    Mommy, put the scissors down! You are not touching my hair again!

  11. avatar JR_in_NC says:

    Trump won’t call ME Pocahontas!

  12. avatar Jim says:

    It was at that moment young Sarah Tipton knew what her life calling was to be.

  13. avatar jwm says:

    “Ride, I used to jump my horse and ride and I got shot but I never died.”

  14. avatar jwm says:

    Alice knew exactly how to get an unscheduled break from school. Ferris Bueller was an amatuer next to her.

  15. avatar peirsonb says:

    After new common sense legislation was enacted, all the negotiator had to was wait for the guns to melt.

  16. avatar Maxdefl says:

    “Gimme the turkey leg, and nobody has to get hurt!”

  17. avatar Other Tom in Oregon says:

    Give me candy or I’ll eat my gun!

  18. avatar raptor keeper says:

    I want my pasghettios

  19. avatar Other Tom in Oregon says:

    Shall not be infringed, mommy

  20. avatar Gambeto says:

    A cooking show with a young Martha Stewart.

  21. avatar Ray Antaya says:

    Hand over the bacon and nobody gets hurt.

  22. avatar Slimjim9 says:

    Even though I have to stand on this chair to look you in the eyes, don’t think I won’t put a chunk of burning lead between them if I have to.

  23. avatar pieslapper says:

    Sig Hansen before he took up fishing.

  24. avatar Geoff PR says:

    A young Elizabeth Warren realizes her great-great-great grandmother’s heritage as a Native American Cherokee could be *very* valuable if she should ever decide to get into politics and make America safe from the evil of guns…

  25. avatar Lance F says:

    Who says mom wasn’t faithful? I’m full blooded Indian!

  26. avatar jwm says:

    You want this blonde scalp? Molon Labe!

  27. avatar derfel cadarn says:

    Reach for the stars, hombre.

  28. avatar JJVP says:

    Hurry up and take the picture. I want to eat thess suckers before they melt in my hands. They’re not M&M’s, you know.

  29. avatar michael says:

    If u give me the price valient haircut one more time, u get the six shooters!

  30. avatar jwm says:

    Village of the Damned. American style.

  31. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?”

  32. avatar LHW says:

    Reach for the sky, dirt bag.

  33. avatar TXDuallyDog says:

    Can I eat these now ?

  34. avatar pieslapper says:

    Ritalin did not have quite the effect that the doctor said it would. Much to the family’s chagrin.

  35. avatar Owen says:

    Sandra Day O’Conner, age 6.

  36. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    Hey Kuntzman, wanna learn how to shoot?

  37. avatar Saul Aulinsilki says:

    If you’re not a girl DON’T USE THE GIRLS RESTROOM!

  38. avatar Other Tom in Oregon says:

    If you try and make me go to bed I swear I’ll eat my (chocolate) gun

  39. avatar Jason says:

    Fauxahontas, meet Feign Wayne.

  40. avatar CRF says:

    “I know you hid the cookie jar. You best find it if you know what’s good for you.”

  41. avatar jwm says:

    The Hershy Bandit.

  42. avatar Darrin says:

    Korea, Russia, China,
    Watch out…
    We start young in America…

  43. avatar M says:

    Thor’s Hammergun

  44. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Yeah, they used to be buntlines, but then I got this powerful achin’ hunger…”

  45. avatar Malcolm says:

    Yup kemosabe, I open carry…

  46. avatar dh34 says:

    No…I’m not going to smile and say ERMAGERD GERNS

  47. avatar jwm says:

    Bullies? What bullies?

  48. avatar Rick K says:

    Wardrobe malfunction?…I’ll show you wardrobe malfunction.

  49. avatar Nicholas H says:

    “All right Wonka. Hand over the chocolate and none of the Oompa Loompas get their gobstoppers blown off!”

  50. avatar pieslapper says:

    “…now that I have your attention. ..let’s talk about that bed time.”

  51. avatar Will says:

    Thanksgiving is my domain!

  52. avatar pieslapper says:

    Susan Collins before the demokrat disarmament complex brain washed her.

  53. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    I am TALLER now!!!
    than you………

    You got a problem with that?

  54. avatar AaronW says:

    “Now go find your sister and stand in the hallway by the elevator.”

  55. avatar Priest of the center mass says:

    Smart gun technology for pre k…..New Jersey cowgirl.

  56. avatar jwm says:

    In the 3 hours it took the swat team to force entry little mindy was able to take a nap, play with her dolly, take a potty break, and massacre her whole family.

  57. avatar peirsonb says:

    Telling home photos have shown the world exactly why Gersh Kuntzman was so traumatized by an AR-15.

  58. They’re baaack. But I am ready for them.

  59. ♪All I want for Christmas is my two front sights ♫

  60. avatar John in Fayettenam says:

    WHAT!!! that can’t be my course of fire time???

  61. avatar jwm says:

    Jessica Alba spent a lot of years prepping for her role in “Sin City.”

  62. avatar Bob says:

    Elizabeth Warren’s parents never imagined the trauma they were causing by forcing their daughter to dress up for that childhood photo.

  63. avatar DavidZ says:

    This is so sick. Ashamed. Wow.

    1. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

      you mad, bro?

  64. avatar Canon says:

    When you can’t take the cannoli…

  65. avatar Handeeman says:

    Mommy, Do you think Roy will notice me in this outfit? Yes Dale, I bet he does!

  66. avatar Andrew says:

    Child’s play presents ” the return of chucky ” Home invasion style.

  67. avatar Jack says:

    Hillary in her younger years…

  68. avatar John says:

    You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
    you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it!

    I got two guns, one for each of ya!

    Now give me back the My Little Pony’s!

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