The 31-year-old contributor who works as a superintendent in the Midwest sends us this.
Class ring? Check. Dive watch? Check. Handkerchief? Check. Mont Blanc pen? Huh?
I prefer my pens suitable for spearing into the eye socket or throats of people I don’t care for. Especially when I’ve run out of bullets (or been disarmed by the guy at the metal detector out front).