Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a Box of Federal Premium Gold Medal Grand Shells

courtesy keeping-it-reel.com

“Harvey, when I said no, I meant NO!”

Last week’s champ was Art out West. This week’s winner will receive a box of Federal Premium Gold Medal Grand shotgun ammo. Just enter your best caption for the above photo in the comments by Sunday midnight to be eligible. Good luck.

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  1. avatar pieslapper says:

    Hmmm…If I tell her she has a nice body, will she hold it against me?

  2. avatar DrewR55 says:

    “I miss the good ‘ol days when we trained to shoot guns out of the hands of the guys wearing black hats.”

  3. avatar Moltar says:

    “dafuq is that thing?”

    “looks like a rabbit and a whitetail buck got a little crazy late one night.”

    “I’m gonna shoot it”

  4. avatar Gov. William J Le Petomane says:

    I should probably tell Melania that that hat would look much better in white.

  5. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    “…and then I will shoot Mr Leno in his black heart, and the Tonight Show will be yours, Dave.”

  6. avatar Harley says:

    “Wanna bet!?!”

  7. avatar anonymoose says:

    GET ON YOUR KNEES, SCUMBAG!

  8. avatar Francis says:

    “Damn it, Jane! Nailing that buffalo nickel at this range just isn’t fair, considering you have that hat keeping the sun out of your eyes. Never mind your perfect vision. How’s a near sighted guy like me supposed to win against these odds?”

  9. avatar Winterborne says:

    Maria, shooting a man in the nuts just ain’t the right thing to do. Not at all sporting, dontcha know?

  10. avatar Michael Flanagan says:

    Big man, little woman. Equalized.

  11. avatar Brainman says:

    WHOOO! Get some!

  12. avatar Tex Patriot says:

    I think you might be left eye dominant.

  13. avatar Ginger says:

    Target practice with Jane always got John all hot and bothered, until she shot a fly off his stallion’s nether parts.

  14. avatar former water walker says:

    I love you Raquel…you can shoot me any time😄

  15. avatar Colt Magnum says:

    Don’t shoot my “I Spy” co-star, Raquel. Bill Cosby would never take advantage of a woman!

  16. avatar rob says:

    “If you’re checking out my backyard, rounds 5 and 6 have your name on them”.

  17. avatar No one of consequence says:

    Nothing against Fed Premium … but after today, how about a box of Hornady whatever?

  18. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

    See guys. What have I been saying for years?

    Revolvers. They be happening.

  19. avatar Chris T from KY says:

    God created man. And Sam Colt made women equal to both.

  20. avatar GRA says:

    Awww crap! I didn’t know she could shoot that good. Time to stop the drinkin and whoring around. I think it’s best I be a good boy from now on.

  21. avatar AFGus says:

    Finger off the trigger Lady! Didn’t your Husband teach you anything about guns?

  22. avatar ironicatbest says:

    Your fast,, now hold my beer and watch me me yank out my gun.

  23. avatar BLAMMO says:

    That’s a single-action, Ma’m. It only goes off on a full-cock.

  24. avatar EU says:

    “Well, this hog-leg would be better if it had an undercut trigger and some stippling.”

  25. avatar Keltex78 says:

    “I know what you’re thinking. Did she fire five shots or only four? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Tranter, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?”

    1. avatar ironicatbest says:

      The chamber’s are empty, check out the cylinder

  26. avatar Higgs says:

    No means no Mr Weintraub #notmetoo

  27. avatar Jkl123 says:

    Two shots were fired that day by the lady using the one handed grip. First was straight ahead. The second was into her hat during the recoil. But there were no witnesses to the event as the fella standing behind her ran for his life.

  28. avatar Cliff H says:

    Nice shot, Honey, but just so no one accuses you of “compensating” why don’t we try a few rounds from a Colt Navy? And by the way, a .36 to the balls is perfectly fair after what Harvey did.

  29. avatar Scott Malkeson says:

    Now is not the time to tell her I co-starred in a tv show with Bill Cosby.

    Robert Culp (I Spy) and Raquel Welch are the actors in the photo.

  30. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Hey sweetie, does that thing take glock mags?”

  31. avatar pieslapper says:

    “You know, if you shoot that thing fast enough you could go back in time… like a million years.”

    1. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

      And the magic will allow you to take your make up and hair care products with you.

      And it’ll blow your clothes off so take a knife to make a fur bikini.

    2. avatar John J, McCarthy, Jr says:

      This one made me laugh.

  32. avatar Steven76239 says:

    “I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.”

  33. avatar Jonesy says:

    Her after hearing Cleavon Little say, “Where the white women at?”

    Blazing Saddles for the culturally impaired

  34. avatar Mr. Hand says:

    That’s a nice butt……walnut, right?

  35. avatar The Rookie says:

    “Don’t ever call me ‘fuzzy britches!'”

    (AKA How Warden Norton really died)

  36. avatar Lance F says:

    If only this thing had night sights.

  37. avatar BGryphon says:

    Co-witness

  38. avatar borg says:

    Brings new meaning to the term lady killer.

  39. avatar Connie says:

    “Yeah, just like that. Grab my gun, and open your mouth….”

  40. avatar Barstow Cowboy says:

    The Rabbi, David Kenik, “firearms instructor” and “police officer” at a “police department” in NM that is 99% live action role players doing fantasy cop dress up games:

    http://www.krqe.com/news/investigations/larry-barker/playing-cop-the-lake-arthur-badge-scheme/1143209880#

  41. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “You know Hannie, it’s a little hot for a wool poncho.”

  42. avatar Imayeti says:

    A bit too much finger on the trigger, ma’m. Let’s load the gun then try again.

  43. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    “Ok sweetheart you got the shooting skills down. But we gotta talk about your stage performance…you don’t move your arms when you tap dance, you’re like a gorilla out there! I’ve gotta go!”

  44. avatar Srirachapocalypse says:

    Man, Fantastic Voyage took a weird turn.

  45. avatar GaPharmD says:

    “Uughh………yeah she was hot but I couldn’t get past her grip. It would have never worked!”

  46. avatar dragos111 says:

    How about repeating the image and winning caption in the article? Just getting the name of the winner provides no information about what it took to win.

    Just a thought…

    1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

      that’s a lot of work. but not as much as dropping a package in the mail.
      maybe ttag is just a front to collect contest winner addresses and sell them to bloomberg.

      1. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

        I’ve won twice. Never got the prizes in the mail even though I did send in my address. On the other hand, I’ve never received anything that made me think my info had been pass along to anybody else.

        1. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

          hell, i won a buncha times before. problem was the ed’s didn’t think so. but eventually my persistence became too pernicious to ignore.
          i received an email saying “winner winner, chicken dinner” from dz. that alone pretty much makes the whole endeavor deeply satisfying.
          i could have used some 12ga snap caps tho.

        2. avatar Stokeslawyer says:

          I won a box of imi ammo once. It arrived about a month after I expected it, and came in a 1-800 pet meds box. My wife and kids were very confused. I told them they were pills for Old Yeller. The wife was not impressed.

        3. avatar Gun Free School Zones are a crime against humanity says:

          I’m a CA resident. I’ve won 2 iwb holsters, not that I will ever be legally able to use them. 1 ar15 muzzle brake. I hate ar15s and live in CA. I doubt the muzzle brake would be legal here so I told Dan to send it to Tom in Oregon. Don’t know if he ever got it.

          I got a gun calendar from one win. Pretty pictures.

  47. avatar Nam62 says:

    Right after this scene I’ll be protesting Guns!

  48. avatar Joe Brown says:

    God made man and woman, Samuel Colt made them equal.

  49. avatar Kenneth says:

    “Raquel, you’ve got as much on under that blanket as my horse.”

  50. avatar Brad says:

    Relax Missy! He wasn’t insulting your mule.

  51. avatar pieslapper says:

    “Harvey, when I said no, I meant NO!”

  52. avatar Gregolas says:

    Raquel: “This SHOULD be my talent for the Miss America contest !”

  53. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “he tore her blouse annie caulder a bad name.”

  54. avatar tsbhoa.p.jr says:

    “i do not have two golden globes!”

  55. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “Once you stop jerking the trigger I’ll give you some actual cartridges.”

  56. avatar Mike says:

    Close your hands around the butt and slowly squeeze.
    Ok, now my turn.

    There is a gun in the picture?

  57. avatar Cambo says:

    That look when my wife catches me washing brass in the kitchen

  58. avatar Chip in Florida says:

    Da-Da-Da Da Dah!

    I
    Am
    Your
    Singing
    Telegram

    *Bang*

    *flop*

  59. avatar Gun Owning American says:

    I said, it’s time we go to bed.

  60. avatar uncommon_sense says:

    Everyone in Hollywood always uses the teacup hold on handguns — I’ll show you wusses how to hold a revolver with one hand!

  61. avatar Alfonso Alfredo Rodriguez says:

    Shoot like a girl!

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