You’re looking at the upper half of Sports Illustrated‘s Rookie of the Year 2018. I guess it’s never too early to be Rookie of the Year. And no, Alex Ren’s not a baseball player. Or a field hockey player. You did read the headline right? Ms. Ren is a swimsuit model. I’ve never quite figured out why Sports Illustrated has swimsuit models; I suspect it’s got something to do with money. Anyway, you will notice that Ms. Ren . . .
has a tattoo of a revolver on her finger — that she didn’t cover up! (#guntat4ever) And why not? Ms. Ren is a Person of the Gun.
I score that a solid win for America’s gun culture. And the only reason I posted this picture. I mean, both pictures. Obviously.