Srirachapocalypse took last week’s prize. This week’s winner will win a package of Swab-Its Gun-Tips cleaning swabs. Just enter your best caption for this photo in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.
Im enjoying holding this gun way too much
Who are you shooting with that crystal radio?
Will this laser rifle work on Jedi, Hermione ?
Dammit Jim I’m a doctor not a sex therapist.
Darling, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times. It’s not an assault ray gun, it’s a modern sporting ray gun!!!
Are you that Captain, who’s a jerk that in a car seat?
Sorry Jim his barrel IS much bigger than yours
“I’ve seen bigger”
Sally Kellerman … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sally_Kellerman….she is 80 now and I think she aged very well.
MASH (The Orig Movie, plus others)
Hot Lips Houlahan, what a lovely lady.
Quote from Trapper John McEntyre of MASH, “S ex S ex I want S ex, no not that one!, THAT ONE, the sultry b it ch with the FIRE in her eyes, bring her to me!”
Rub me the wrong way and I’ll give you such a BLAST! Rub me the right way and I’ll give you such a BLAST!
The original orgasmo ray gun. Clearly he had a ND….and she couldn’t be happier!
Look at him hold that gun, he used to hold me like that!
I told you I’m sorry Jim… If you could do a better job of playing with and pleasuring me I wouldn’t have had to taken your raygun batteries… Geesh get over it
Vibrate? I thought phasers only had kill and stun settings.
No robot maids. No flying cars. But we got fusion powered sex toys. The human race will never change.
Should I tell him that the batteries in his smart gun are dead?
Any more “espers” wanna get cute?
This new fangled toilet plunger will get ya goin’ again.
Barbarella’s first mission.
Jim, What a big phaser you have!
“Ensign Taylor, have you seen the D batteries for my ray gun? Ensign…?”
“Is my phaser or my last purchase from Bed, Bath, & Beyond?”
“Well -Ensign- my Tiberius- is-in trouble -over your-Tribble”
–in my best Kirk cadence
I want sex. That one. The sultry bitch with the fire in her eyes…
Phaser set to vibration.. Aren’t you glad I invested in the triple d batteries
“Oh no! The sonic vibration gun isn’t working!”
“I beg to differ…”
“must….learn…..how….to turn safety off”
Do you think your great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandma “Hot Lips” could’a used this gun?
300 years ago they had to take a blue PILL! Can you believe THAT??
And Lt. Yumm, when you flip this switch and pull the trigger the belly button lent is cleanly removed.
Shirt ripping off in 3…2….1
*gasp* What do you mean, you didn’t feel my neuro-modulation pulse?
No pistol grip conspicuously protruding beneath the action. So, yes, it is California compliant.
Go on….Shoulder that pistol, James…. Show the BATFE who’s Captain of the Starfleet. You’re rebellious ways arouse me.
I bow to you, sir.
KILL GARY MITCHELL
Rule #2….. Rule NUMBER TWO!!!
Hold it right there I got three times the regular amount of caulk here do you want to risk it punk?
Enjoying it, my dear? It’s a… portable version. I picked it up from a… gentleman named… Durand Durand.
And our password will be… Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Jesus, Jim. You hold that thing like a neanderthal with cerebal palsy.
Phaser? Hell no. This is the latest in 8 track tech. Gotta get my Barry White on.
Warning Warning – the Ensign wants more from the pulse vibrator zapper.
Exhibit A. lol
I hope this BFG 9000 has a god mode setting.
“Captain…did you seriously just ask me to hand you a clip?”
I hope they got the shot Bill because I can’t see a damn thing with these darn contacts.
Well, I think the cup thing goes up against your nipples and the bottle screws to the bottom of this trigger switch thing and you stick the bottles in the fridge for later.
Set phasers to romance!
“Ditch your Gorn-gun for a phaser, and watch the ladies swoon…”
“Hold it right there Spock… I don’t know what pon farr means, but the way you’re looking at us is making me nervous.”
“Before we go where no man has gone before, we must deal with the Klingons circling Uranus!”
“Green chicks dig the big ones”
Is this really Captain Kirk’s pocket dump???
“good thing she enjoys that… how did they figure out that human breast milk kills tribbles, anyhow?”
“if i can get this suction cup to attach to the drone’s camera lens we’ll be able to pick up right where we left off.”
“look at all of those unblended mojitos! good thing i brought the osterizer.”
“pretend you’re a tree, maybe they won’t notice us.”
An unaired episode of “Love Boat”.
Don’t worry Sally, I brought the Taurus so we are safe
Set phasers to fun!
Hand it back to me when your done darling, it makes a delightfull buzz whial it recharges.
“Oooh oooh, now shoot ME with the Breast Enhancer 3000!”
James! Your heater gives me shivers!
If this starship is rocking, don’t come knocking.
Baby, you’ve got my phaser set to stunning.
Jim, that is not the gun I had in mind.
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