The NSSF was nice enough to provide me free eggs and bacon with the caveat that I’d go to the new product center and look around for some cool things to write about. Nick had assured me that there wasn’t anything worth looking at which was flat out false – because ice pick gloves.

Legal issues aside, I can’t even begin to imagine the scenario where this ends in anything but a grand jury indictment. Maybe, just maybe, you slip on the icy sidewalk leading up to your front porch and drag yourself to the front door using only your hands. Otherwise – I got nothing.

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33 Responses to From the Deepest Depths of SHOT Show Uselessness: Ice Pick Gloves

  1. Use #1: For ice fishing, if the ice cracks and you end up in the water, so you can pull yourself back into the ice.

    • Looking at that lower pic, I imagined St.Trayvon with those on doing a ‘ground-n-pound’.

      And I suppose they would be good to have on for those ‘Ice Road’ truck drivers…

  2. IME SHOT Show is 50% clown shoes, 25% quality products, 25% Asian knock offs, and 25% “Calling this clown shoes is an insult to clown shoes”.

    Yes that is 125%, that is because SHOT Show is overloaded with stuff.

  3. They are for ice fishing. Honestly not a bad idea. You ever tried to pull yourself out of a frozen lake? Not fun..

  4. Great for anyone who spends time out on the ice.

    If you fall through a frozen pond or lake it’s almost impossible to get out without such a device if your feet don’t touch bottom. Growing up where I did most of us would run a cord through the arms of our winter jacket with a pick-type device like this on each end of the cord (usually a length of thick dowel rod with a headless nail super glued into it) so that if you did fall through the ice you could self rescue and didn’t need someone with a rope to come get you out. Out there by yourself the chances of surviving more than a few minutes once you fell in were very slim. Superior is a damn cold lake in the summer and the water in that area is much colder in the winter. Get out fast or die.

    I assume that’s what these are for. If they’re being marketed as a weapon then the company is retarded.

      • That depends. On the Western Coast of the U.P. it doesn’t take much to freeze because the ice is mostly made by spray.

        I’ve read of places in Superior that can get to 25-28F and remain open water due to fast moving water driven by winds and currents. I have no idea if that’s true or not because I’ve never gone looking.

        I do know it takes one hell of a winter to freeze the entire lake over. In the 17 years I lived in the U.P. that happened once. My parents lived there nearly 30 years and their one experience with Superior freezing over was the same year I remember.

  5. Positive lead connected to the right glove, negative lead connected to the left glove, and let’s play patty cake! Just run the wires up your sleeves to a battery in a backpack.

  6. I was.. ensnared… by these guys for about five minutes this past Thursday. Why?

    Well, because Gun Craft Beer is a real thing and was 2/11$ on the show floor. (The FAL was best.)

    I live in Georgia. We don’t get a lot of ice. So the pitch they went with was full on self defense and neighborhood dog murder. I listened to the entire pitch, again, because Gun Craft Beer. They gave me the full pitch, pushing hard for any sale they could get. And in spite of me pointing to the little camera icon on my media badge.

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