Secret Santa, Silent Assassin: Just Thought I’d Leave This Here

Warning: you may find this a little disturbing. If you think the whole idea of Santa Claus is a bit creepy, you’re not the only one. [h/t]


  1. avatar Vhyrus says:

    I’m liking this new ttag/endo collaboration thing.

    1. avatar Geoff PR: says:

      Same here, I needed a good laugh today.

      I really liked the ‘Fargo’ reference at the end.

      (Silent Night, Violent Night…)

  2. avatar Reggie Browning says:

    I thought he just kidnapped all the kids who caught him enslaved them, made them wear silly green and red uniforms and forced them to build toys in his workshop. >.>

    1. avatar Geoff PR: says:

      The Elves proved to be more trouble than they were worth.

      So Santa shut down most of the North Pole operation and outsourced the work to China…

      1. avatar Paul says:

        Not for long. The Donald is going to bring those jobs back!

  3. I am not easily disturbed. THAT was disturbing…to quote Barton Fink: You’re a sick f##k Fink”.

  4. avatar Ralph says:

    Well, first I was gonna pop this guy hanging from the street light, and I realized, y’know, he’s just working out. I mean, how would I feel if somebody come runnin’ in the gym and bust me in my ass while I’m on the treadmill? Then I saw this snarling beast guy, and I noticed he had a tissue in his hand, and I’m realizing, y’know, he’s not snarling, he’s sneezing. Y’know, ain’t no real threat there. Then I saw little Tiffany. I’m thinking, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shit, Zed.

    1. avatar Vhyrus says:

      Men in black, a timeless classic.

  5. avatar the ruester says:

    Lol Reminds me of this;

    1. avatar Crowbar says:

      Thank you for that. I had forgotten all about it. MAD t.v. had some funny stuff back in the day.

  6. avatar Kendahl says:


  7. avatar Frank in VA says:

    There is nothing creepy about Santa. Okay, maybe mall Santa.

    Krampus, on the other hand…

    1. avatar Geoff PR: says:

      Oh, yes, Krampus!

      1. avatar Frank in VA says:

        I was never too worried about the ‘bag of coal’ threat as a little kid, but I’ll bet the Krampus story would have gotten my attention. I kind of envy the Europeans for that tradition.

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    That was some funny s–t!
    That is my kind of humor.

  9. avatar strych9 says:

    I laughed. The wood chipper and the end was a nice touch too.

    1. avatar Geoff PR: says:

      The ‘chipper was a fond nod to ‘Fargo’…

  10. avatar Darkwing says:

    Sick, very sick. This was from a very unstable person and an unstable web site.

  11. avatar jwm says:

    Home carry, folks. Especially at xmass.

  12. avatar DerryM says:

    This falls into the “You disgust me, but I like it…” category. It’s like making a film where Santa Claws gets turned into a Zombie and the benign Christmas toy delivery trip becomes a rampage of murder, mayhem and brain-eating. Possibly funny to adults, but terrifying to children.

  13. avatar unknown says:

    Santa’s “no witnesses” remark is unfortunately right on target with the current class of home invaders: kill first, take your time to rob. Got to be ready whether you like it or not.

  14. avatar Sam Schaeffer says:

    Not funny, and typical of the content from this metrosexual gun-fearing Brit.

    1. avatar Ozzallos says:

      The gun wall is hypocritical, but the sheer number of guns in his videos is not…?
      Well, sure. Why not.

  15. avatar dlj95118 says:

    …that made me chuckle not a bit.

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