Earlier this week I fisked an editorial by Salem Virginia Doctor Scott Mange. To “bring the gun industry to its knees,” Dr. Mange wrote, like-minded gun control advocates should “ask the local pizza shops to refuse any orders that require delivery to a gun store.”
I thought that was well out of order. I suggested that we should heretofore chastise gun control advocates with the phrase “no pizza for you!” And then I read Dan the Man’s post about the Fort Myers’ Shoot Straight gun range:
“Shoot Straight, a Fort Myers gun dealer and firing range, gave the unidentified bystander who shot and killed a man assaulting a deputy on I-75 Monday a replacement handgun Tuesday. ‘We reached out to the Lee County Sheriff,’ said Mark Williams, who has managed the Fort Myers Shoot Straight location since it opened in 2010 off Colonial Boulevard. ‘He had to impound the gun for evidence. We wanted to donate a gun so this man’s not unarmed.’”
I figure it’s not good enough to deny pizza to gun grabbers. We should reward pro-gunners with pie! So I called-up Bella’s Pizzeria and ordered a 20″ pie for the straight-shooting Shoot Straight guys. As for anti-gunners and the perp assaulting the cop on I-75, no pizza for you! In the latter case at least, ever. Obviously.