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RatInDaHat took last week’s honors. If you’d like a new Black Arch holster, enter the best caption for this pic in the comments by Sunday at midnight. Good luck.

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46 Responses to Black Arch Holsters Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. “The one on the right. The one with the glasses and clipboard. He’s in charge of wardrobe. We catch his ass on the parking lot at the end of the day and stomp him.”

  2. I know it looks like a gila monster, but it’s really Zorg the Invincible! Try to shoot off his left antenna so he can’t see us.

  3. See that over there, that’s a Womp Rat. I used to bag them in my T-16 before the Empire taxed by the mile, Now you’ll have to take him out with that pea-shooter, just dont let any Storm Troopers see ya!

  4. Toilet paper holder goes over there. Put this Ming Dynasty action figure in the foyer.

  5. Don’t worry soon, his plasma is only in the 40 megawatt range. Yours is in the 45 megawatt range.

  6. Over there, is a man with a big knife, thankfully you have taken your gun to a knife fight. You know what to do — don’t miss this time.

  7. No you don’t run down there and disintegrate one alien. You walk down there and disintegrate them all!
    Then Emperor Cato will clean up the mess.

  8. When a Bernie Sanders supporter suddenly appeared it dawned on Tom as to why his son’s spirit guide for this quest was “Sum Ting Wong”.

  9. “You keep your backup bubble-gun on the SHIP?! I keep mine here in my codpiece. Everyone in the galaxy knows codpiece carry provides the fastest draw stroke and best concealment.”

    “Two words, earthlings. Cover. Garment.”

  10. “Sorry to bother you, Mr. Takei, but is the Pride Festival over that way, or did we already pass it?”

  11. Dialog from “Lassie in Space”:

    “Look Timmy, that’s the rat bastard that kicked Lassie down the well last night! Plug his sorry behind!”

  12. See, Billy. This is why you don’t get into the spaceship with the strange man even if he has puppies and candy.

    You wind up having to explain to the galactic police why you had to ray gun the pervert.

    You know this is going to go on your permanent record, right?

  13. Ask “Bullethead” if this is the right way.

    After Hillary got in the only bullet you can use must be mounted on one’s head.

  14. Mongolian in hat thinking: I knew you would want to see it for yourself.
    Man Pointing: Those guys ARE walking on the other guys chests.
    Boy with gun: One wrong move…..

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