It’s National Gun Violence Awareness Day! The day that Americans who have a metaphorical hard-on for civilian disarmament will wear orange to show the world that politics trumps fashion. (So to speak.) Given Mr. Obama’s lack of enthusiasm for Americans’ gun rights, I reckon the President of The United States will make an orange fashion statement today to support Everytown for Gun Safety’s #WearOrange campaign. Film at 11, as we used to say. I’m OK with this. It’s good to know who considers your civil rights secondary to their misguided idea of safety. Meanwhile, #WearCamo. For the children!