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Enter the best caption for this photo by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a Black Arch Holsters rig for your favorite carry gun.

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75 Responses to Black Arch Holster Weekend Photo Caption Contest

  1. Alice knew exactly how to get an unscheduled break from school. Ferris Bueller was an amatuer next to her.

  2. After new common sense legislation was enacted, all the negotiator had to was wait for the guns to melt.

  3. Even though I have to stand on this chair to look you in the eyes, don’t think I won’t put a chunk of burning lead between them if I have to.

  4. A young Elizabeth Warren realizes her great-great-great grandmother’s heritage as a Native American Cherokee could be *very* valuable if she should ever decide to get into politics and make America safe from the evil of guns…

  5. Hurry up and take the picture. I want to eat thess suckers before they melt in my hands. They’re not M&M’s, you know.

  6. Ritalin did not have quite the effect that the doctor said it would. Much to the family’s chagrin.

  7. In the 3 hours it took the swat team to force entry little mindy was able to take a nap, play with her dolly, take a potty break, and massacre her whole family.

  8. Telling home photos have shown the world exactly why Gersh Kuntzman was so traumatized by an AR-15.

  9. Elizabeth Warren’s parents never imagined the trauma they were causing by forcing their daughter to dress up for that childhood photo.

  10. You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
    you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it!

    I got two guns, one for each of ya!

    Now give me back the My Little Pony’s!

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