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I wanna be a cowboy baabyy!
A nordic cowboy.
Mommy made my guns out of chocolate! Mmmmmm!
Evil chocolate assault guns!
Preparing for an active school shooter
Just in case you fall into the gorilla pit snookums!
Nobody puts baby in a corner!
Trigger Discipline: Even a kid has more than Feinstein.
Now all I need is a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious. And some skittles.
Shannon Watts, before her parents sent her to a reeducation camp.
You mean her daddy Bloomberg?
“You mean her Sugar Daddy Bloomberg?” FIFY
Shootin’ at the walls of heartache, bang, bang. I am the warrior…
Mommy, put the scissors down! You are not touching my hair again!
Trump won’t call ME Pocahontas!
It was at that moment young Sarah Tipton knew what her life calling was to be.
“Ride, I used to jump my horse and ride and I got shot but I never died.”
Alice knew exactly how to get an unscheduled break from school. Ferris Bueller was an amatuer next to her.
After new common sense legislation was enacted, all the negotiator had to was wait for the guns to melt.
“Gimme the turkey leg, and nobody has to get hurt!”
Give me candy or I’ll eat my gun!
I want my pasghettios
Shall not be infringed, mommy
A cooking show with a young Martha Stewart.
Hand over the bacon and nobody gets hurt.
Even though I have to stand on this chair to look you in the eyes, don’t think I won’t put a chunk of burning lead between them if I have to.
Sig Hansen before he took up fishing.
A young Elizabeth Warren realizes her great-great-great grandmother’s heritage as a Native American Cherokee could be *very* valuable if she should ever decide to get into politics and make America safe from the evil of guns…
Who says mom wasn’t faithful? I’m full blooded Indian!
You want this blonde scalp? Molon Labe!
Reach for the stars, hombre.
Hurry up and take the picture. I want to eat thess suckers before they melt in my hands. They’re not M&M’s, you know.
If u give me the price valient haircut one more time, u get the six shooters!
Village of the Damned. American style.
“Do ya feel lucky punk? Well do ya?”
Reach for the sky, dirt bag.
Can I eat these now ?
Ritalin did not have quite the effect that the doctor said it would. Much to the family’s chagrin.
Sandra Day O’Conner, age 6.
Hey Kuntzman, wanna learn how to shoot?
If you’re not a girl DON’T USE THE GIRLS RESTROOM!
If you try and make me go to bed I swear I’ll eat my (chocolate) gun
Fauxahontas, meet Feign Wayne.
“I know you hid the cookie jar. You best find it if you know what’s good for you.”
The Hershy Bandit.
Korea, Russia, China,
We start young in America…
“Yeah, they used to be buntlines, but then I got this powerful achin’ hunger…”
Yup kemosabe, I open carry…
No…I’m not going to smile and say ERMAGERD GERNS
Bullies? What bullies?
Wardrobe malfunction?…I’ll show you wardrobe malfunction.
“All right Wonka. Hand over the chocolate and none of the Oompa Loompas get their gobstoppers blown off!”
“…now that I have your attention. ..let’s talk about that bed time.”
Thanksgiving is my domain!
Susan Collins before the demokrat disarmament complex brain washed her.
I am TALLER now!!!
You got a problem with that?
“Now go find your sister and stand in the hallway by the elevator.”
Smart gun technology for pre k…..New Jersey cowgirl.
In the 3 hours it took the swat team to force entry little mindy was able to take a nap, play with her dolly, take a potty break, and massacre her whole family.
Telling home photos have shown the world exactly why Gersh Kuntzman was so traumatized by an AR-15.
They’re baaack. But I am ready for them.
♪All I want for Christmas is my two front sights ♫
WHAT!!! that can’t be my course of fire time???
Jessica Alba spent a lot of years prepping for her role in “Sin City.”
Elizabeth Warren’s parents never imagined the trauma they were causing by forcing their daughter to dress up for that childhood photo.
This is so sick. Ashamed. Wow.
you mad, bro?
When you can’t take the cannoli…
Mommy, Do you think Roy will notice me in this outfit? Yes Dale, I bet he does!
Child’s play presents ” the return of chucky ” Home invasion style.
Hillary in her younger years…
You tell ’em I’M coming… and hell’s coming with me, you hear?…
you called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it!
I got two guns, one for each of ya!
Now give me back the My Little Pony’s!
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