Enter the best caption by Sunday midnight and you’ll win a Telor Tactical right-handed ComfortAir ankle holster.
“I sure hope no one notices that these guns aren’t loaded.”
God gave me two eyes so I can cover two bad guys.
…well, heck, partner if I have lazy eye I might as well make the best of it.
A mans got to know his limitations.
From tombstone but in barney fife’so voice, “I have two guns, one for each of you.”
“Get off my lawn!’
The Stink Eye Kid living up to his rep.
I’ve got two guns… One for each of you…
“Jack Elam taught me everything I know about gunslinging!”
Don’t lecture me about no dang trigger discipline! I’ve been shoot’n these hog-legs since before you were a twinkle in your daddies eye.
“Here’s where being wall-eyed is a real advantage!”
Alright, which one of you SOBs is Miculek?
“Freeze, dirtbags! I’m ambidextrous!”
Don’t care about your expensive Deagle, mister, I got you covered by my two Replica Arms six-shooters!
Picture proof that Hollywood hasn’t changed
One riot, one Ranger.
Or. This Rangers a riot!
the precise moment that the lone ranger’s dementia caused him to go blind.
Damn your eyes.
The only way to cure constipation is to hold 2 handguns…
(Sung to the Kim Carnes tune “She’s got Betty Davis eyes”)
?He’s got Marty Feldman eyes?
I miss Marty Feldman.
Dr. Frankenstein: “Igor, get the bags.”
Igor: (Doing an off-the-cuff Groucho Marx imitation) “You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban…”
And who can forget – “What hump?”
For the last time… Keep the beans out of the chili!!!
It ain’t chili if it’s got beans!!!!
“Wish I hadn’t had that lazy eye corrected”
They told me to shoot with both eyes open.
They told me to shoot with both eyes open
Feinstein? Clinton? Feinstein? Clinton?
Rick James, bitch.
PC Load Letter. What the f*** does that mean?
He’s a man of distinction with his teacup pinky extended don’t you know….
I’ll shoot you with my right gun, or b!tchslap you with my cap gun,
but you are giving up that there fangled ankle holster sonny………
Sorry, if you don’t have Jack Elam eyes, you ain’t doin’ it right.
I know they’re fake. I’m going to overpower you with mind control.
Not if my brain control can help it!
Bubba HoTep, motherphucker!
“With two guns I don’t have to reload after each shot!”
I’ve got you now….. wherever you are
Now. Who turned on that ad blocker.
I’ll give up my cap guns when you pry my cold, dead eyes off of… wait. Don’t reckon that’s how it goes…
2016 Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton announced today her nominee for the head of Homeland Security…
Point shooting’s next progession: the crazy eye technique.
Say hello to my little friends.
Refer maddness made clem do thangs he shouldn’t outta do but he just needed one more score before he went to rehab……..that was the last anyone heard from clem.
I got you lefties and righties covered, but I’m giving you folks in the middle a stern look, too!
Counter rotating tassles caused eye lock for mortimer.
This is Nancy Pelosi after CCRKBA’s petition succeeded.
Missed it by this much. Said in Don Adams voice.
“I’ll shoot my eyes out, kids.”
“I use to be one helluva marksman but this second glass eye is ruining EVERYTHING!!!
Worst prop ever!
Somebody get me a real gun.
“Got you surrounded!”
Obama says I’m to old to have real guns!!
Damn, I knew I’d screw this up! Righty Tighty, Lefty Losey, oh hell. Can I get another stunt man? I’m pretty sure I killed this one when I shot him with the REAL gun.
Uncle Joe said shoot both barrels!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men…
Say what one more time…….
You’ll shoot your eye out, old man!
One of these is a Mattel Ruff Righter – the loudest cap gun in the world, so you got to ask yourselves,
“Do I feel lucky today?” – Well do ya punks?
You really pissed me off this time.
That’s the look one gets when one realizes one has covered everything but one’s six.
Police say they are still on the lookout for “Deadeye Dan” who was last seen brandishing a pair of Glock handguns near the M. Cyrus School for Girls…
“Oh Yeah!” (Just where is that barn door?)
Elmer Kieth ain’t got nothin on me!
That’s the last time one of you snot-nosed kids leaves your baseball in my flower bed!
Forget 2 birds with one stone
forget two birds with one stone
“i can smell the worms in your nose. just take half, he says… who’s there? is that my phone?”
Shoot ’em with swank: Proffer the pinky
Last picture of Bernie Sanders taken seconds after mounting the stage and charging the dais seconds after Hillary Clinton began her acceptance speech as the Democratic candidate for the presidency of the United States
“.44 Magnum my ass! These ain’t even .9 millimeter.!”
Wishing I was wall-eyed like Marty Feldman. Then I could get a sight picture on both guns!
This time Bud was ready for for those beady-eyed squirrel bastards. “Those are MY pecans”
Oh yes, he was ready
So realistic you tell them apart.
The 1000 yard cataract
What mall security guards do in their spare time.
“Didn’t your mama ever teach you not to make fun of a man’s glass eye?”
So who won?
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