Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar SD3 says:

    In Soviet Russia, fembot firing squad shoot itself. Then we drink.

  2. avatar BLAMMO says:

    As Chesty Puller would say, “Men, it looks like we have them right where we want them.”

  3. avatar PeterW says:

    Doesn’t wardrobe have anything that fits… ANY of us??

  4. avatar Don Rickles says:

    “We have 5 shots each. You’d better have 4 shots or you’re *going home* early.”

  5. avatar Gregolas says:

    Wow! You ladies can carry concealed with ANY outfit !

  6. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    Latex Ladies and Snubbies! It just doesn’t get any better’n this…

  7. avatar Anonymous says:

    HI! We’re from Cosmo…. we’re role playing.

  8. avatar 2AMexican says:

    Phyllis Diller, Pam Dawber, Cheryl Tiegs, and Twiggy in the never aired pilot of Kotter’s Angels

  9. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Ok, Ok,…… I promise, I’ll put the toilet seat up!

  10. avatar Bill B says:

    Um, if you ladies would excuse me for just a minute. I think I just peed myself a little bit…..

  11. avatar Patrick says:

    And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids!

  12. avatar Huntmaster says:

    Where do they post the winning entries anyhow?

  13. avatar Bernard says:

    Ladies, my maximum is two times per day. The rest of you will have to wait ’til tomorrow.

  14. avatar James says:

    Let’s see you get out of this one Mr. Bond.

  15. avatar stevor says:

    What’s with the guns. For you ladies, I’ll do anything you want without them!

  16. avatar Indiana Tom says:


  17. avatar FormerWaterWalker says:

    Groovy baby! What’s with 4 barrels? I’ve only got one…

  18. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Do you expect me to talk? No,we expect you to die.

  19. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    aahhh you can go now!! i’ll take over from here

  20. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    Bloomberg’s fantasy where only his chicks have guns

  21. avatar AaronW says:

    Well, wherever we’re going after this, it won’t be Panera…

  22. avatar AaronW says:

    I didn’t realize they made a prequel to “9 to 5”

  23. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    OK, this is really bugging me. What movie or TV series is this from?

    1. avatar John in Illinois says:

      It’s from the 1971 theatre production of The Avengers in London.

      1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

        Thank you

  24. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    OK……..I admit it, I was wrong………………

    you were right.

  25. avatar r says:

    I’ll stick it up momentarily ladies.

  26. avatar Anonymoose says:

    That’s the last time I try to skip out on child support.

  27. avatar Frank says:

    You will fix our hair or somebody is not going home.

  28. avatar Alan Esworthy says:

    “You…WILL…tell us…how to take…the safeties…off…our revolvers!”

  29. avatar sagebrushracer says:

    And suddenly, with a simple mis-click, Dan Zimmermans vintage porn fascination was on the front page for all too see…..

  30. avatar James69 says:

    Kill Bill 12

  31. avatar tmm says:

    Geez, dose Charlie’s Angels were only tree of dem…

  32. avatar foodog says:

    Bloomberg plans next Moms Demand Action event…in his bedroom.

  33. avatar Farmer Dave says:

    What’s up, Pussycats??

  34. avatar Chris says:

    Excuse me while I whip this out.

    From Blazing Saddles

  35. avatar the ruester says:

    I’m guessing most of the hair in this picture can’t be seen.

    1. avatar Mike says:

      This one should win

  36. avatar Darkwing says:

    Strip search me first, PLEASE

  37. avatar Davis thompson says:

    I swear I’ll tip better next time.

  38. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Prior to Charlie’s Angels,

    Hollywood tried
    Dante’s Devils………….

  39. avatar John P. says:

    Hey kids! Can you find the *13* guns hidden in this picture?!

  40. avatar PaulD says:

    All my ex’s live in Texas
    And Texas is the place I’d dearly love to be
    But all my ex’s live in Texas
    And that’s why I hang my hat in Tennessee…

    (with acknowledgment to George Strait)

  41. avatar Danrrz says:

    Viagra PSA: when your “main gun” malfunctions, the ladies won’t be happy. Trust the blue bill to keep you locked and loaded.

  42. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Pen!s envy

  43. avatar IL-annoyed says:

    Death row’s fantasy

  44. avatar tsbhoA.P.jr says:

    i’d better keep an even keel on my steed. seems i’m caught in a gale with the peelers, and they want to crown me king.

  45. avatar DetroitMan says:

    If he were James Bond, this would turn into a fivesome.

  46. avatar jwm says:

    The unspoken down side to polygamy.

  47. avatar Kenneth J. Schmidt says:

    Speaking as your tailor, I unreservedly apologize for making your trousers too tight.

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