The early years at DARPA… “Sir…Uh, please tell me that was a back fire…”
Military cutbacks forces soldiers to improvise.
welcome to Detroit bitch
The equality bicycle – every passenger is assigned steerage class…
Teased mercilessly for their idea, Waco detectives were forever edgy with other bikers.
Except for the black powder rifle, there’s no carbon footprint. And we only use that as a last resort.
The chitty chitty bang bang sequel was not nearly as successful as the original.
Environmentalists told me to car pool, so what’s the problem?
Hey Wilbur! What if we could make this thing __fly__ ?!!??!
Early Doomsday Peppers test their end of the world transportation
We need to keep up with that JATO equipped Impala!
Introducing the new model of bicycle for the modern day Chicago Bike Messenger. The “Chirag 2000”. Rahm Emmanuel approved!!!
An early British assault cycle.
An early British backfire assault cycle.
Green Hornet Lite.
French retreat/surrender cycle.
Who needs a bell on your bike when you have a .38.
When Britain disarmed its citizenry, Nigel and Ollie resolved to flee the island via the English Channel – with Scotland Yard it hot pursuit.
Bike lane? We don’t need no stinking bake lane!
Branch Davidian mission trip.
Few remember the armed bike, predecessor to the armored car.
Proof of concept for the tank.
After being chased by Black Shuck while on his way to the pub for a pint, Archibald swore he’d be ready for it next time.
Elvis’ European tour. Couldn’t bring the Caddy but he brought all the contents.
Nobody needs a multi gear, multi caliber, high capacity assault bicycle with a seat thing that goes up!
Misters Smith and Wesson venture forth on their first sales call.
The first testing of a ballistic propulsion system ended in failure when it was determined that a .38 provided insufficient braking force.
Yeah, but what if somebody tries to steal it when we’re not around?
When Sam Peckinpah ran out of money.
…and they shall beat their swords into plowshares, and their firearms into bicycles: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.
Lance Armstrong showed that a cyclist needs an edge, but the Smith & Wesson Cycling Team took things a bit too far.
Now that’s what I call a wheel gun!
Gun bike, now in tandom configuration for when you need a tail gunner.
Neighbors pit bull chasing you every time you ride your bike down the street? Contact ACME. We have a sweet deal on this one of a kind bike.
Ordered by a Mr. Wile E. Coyote and unfortunately never delivered because of a tragic accident involving Mr. Coyote and a large rock.
Batman and Robin, the early years…. before spandex, and the batmobile…..
No matter how you dress it up, two dudes on a tandem bike is gay.
Dam! I’m caught in the chain! You forgot the pant leg clips again!
Which way to the open carry parade?
Chitty chitty bang bang originally had more ‘bang’ .
Guns-lots of guns…NEO.
OK, I’ll be the first to admit it. De-militarizing law enforcement has gone too far.
Mr. Banks’ employers out to get even with Mary Poppins.
Vito said we gotta go in hot and heavy, but quiet on this job Frankie.
The energy crisis took its toll even on Scotland Yard’s famed “Flying Squad”…
Saving the environment and pissing off anti-gunners. Win-win.
Q”s first project with MI6.
The hands-down winner of the U.S. Army’s new modular handgun system contract.
Early British attempt at an APC … less the “A”
Note the Union Jack headlight lens…
The SAS armorers test the first Rat Patrol prototype vehicle.
Ambiguously gay duo, The Early Years.
“I said keep pedaling! I’m reloading!”
-“can you see me now?”
-very first “watch for bikes, share the road” ad.
The first prototype rapid response vehicle for the L.A. original SWAT team. They had a very small budget.
Hah hah hah
Juice all you want, Mr. Lance “I keep winning the Tour d’ France” Armstrong…
“SHARE THE ROAD !! Or else.”
Dick Van Dike in ‘ Shitty Chitty Bang Bang ‘
Every where we go , Shitty Chitty we depend , Bang Bang Shitty Chitty Bang Bang , our fine two fender friend .
Britain’s s last open carry parade was lightly attended
The new Schwinn ‘ Bug Out Bike ‘ , only $ 1,429.99 at TIMMY’S GUN AND PAWN . By Iver Johnson Arms Co.
Marty and Dwight just got married and are headed to their weekend getaway honeymoon in Harlan , Kentucky ,
Mike and Frank scored this week on ‘ American Pickers ‘.
Rick and Darrell headed out to rescue Glenn from the Zombie hoards .
I’ll see your Harley and raise you a Schwinn….
I think we need a few more.
On our way to the boat.
In his latest effort to “Make Hitler Littler”, Basil St John Fortesque assembled a bicycle corps to make a one man army. When this failed due to insufficiency of Bovril, he enlisted his nephew Nigel, a spiv from Accrington, to help propel his tandem version. After ten minutes, Nigel pushed off to take Doris to a nightclub run by Italians of dubious repute. This left Basil stranded, so he surrendered to a passing Luftwaffe parachutist, who promptly surrendered back. He finally pushed the tandem into a canal, where it remains to this day.
birmingham small arms had some market identity issues before management diversified.
I call shotgun!
The predecessor to the Hodaka Combat Wombat of the Vietnam war.
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