Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Pyongyang…
Bringing new definition to the term “ammosexual”.
Look guys, I already told you it was this long. Now see, I’m tapping it on the breech. Go ahead and open it you’ll see.
Bringing an end to the small penis insults for good!
Concealed means concealed except when it doesn’t.
(I love this movie and its twin Support your local gunfighter)
2nd that one, love both movies! Poor Joe Danby.
Jeff Cooper (pictured 1st on the right, in the backfield) relates the story of how he came up with his now famous 4th rule, in his four rules of gun safety.
Beat me to it but my thought was;
Looks like a through and through and through and through….
A.J. Schmitz is seen in the phot above, trying come up with an analogy that will communicate that one does not need a sledge hammer to drive a tack.
Ted Cruz captures Bashar al-Assad persuading Putin to leave the region just days after taking the oath of office.
Don’t forget what we saw on the T-shirts-just be nice!
“You tell your buddy Pike what’s waiting for him here if you try messing with THIS sheriff”
Mahatma Gandhi in his previous life.
“For my NEXT trick…..”
“Please Sheriff! Anything to get those kidney stones out!”
Prior to being reborn in India, this was Mahatma Gandhi in the final moment of his previous life.
Say 9mm is the only caliber you’ll ever need again!!!
Mr Kerry, how’s that Iranian deal looking to ya now!
Wait, wait, wait! I think it’s coming unstuck; lemme try the butter on it again!
I actually did “LOL”
“Hold my beer and watch this”… 🙂
beat me to it 🙁
Me too, well played!
Man given $1000 to test new bullet proof vest
A penny for your thoughts!
A dollar if they’re dirty.
Having poor eyesight I improvise, adapt and overcome!
I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration…Rule 3: Know your target and what lies beyond it, especially if you’re beyond it.
I guess the guy in the tan jacket isn’t worried about over penetration.
The original “Gut Buster”.
“Now, did I fire 6 shots, or only 5? Do you feel lucky?”
Enough with the caliber wars. It’s all about shot placement.
Man strait ahead in background, to guys standing on both sides, “Hey, you guys, why are you moving away from me, I just showered this morning!”
“I don’t think I like the way you play Russian Roulette…”
Guys with rifles: Don’t worry, if a follow up shot is needed, we got your back
Someone took the AC/DC song too literally… “I got the biggest balls of them all”
You can’t canonize me. I’m not even Catholic!
LOL! Winner, right here.
If ya wanna arrest my men ya gotta go through me to do it
Wait a minute fella’s, this ain’t India-and you ain’t British!
Now – no bad comments on my cigar smell. That’s your boy.
“Ka-BOOM treats Intestinal gas pain.
Use Ka-BOOM only as directed.
If symptoms persist, see your doctor…”
Oh….this is gonna hurt.
That’l leave a mark!
Ever wonder what the treatment for Viagra past the 4 hour mark is?
But first, let me take a selfie..
We take overdue library books seriously in these parts.
Are you sure this is a selfie stick?
“We’re not takin any chances with this one!”
Killer abs bro!
This is my cannon, this is my gun…
BANG! ZOOM! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!
If .45 kills the soul, I wonder what a cannon at point blank range will do.
“When you said I was going to be canonized, I was expecting the Pope.”
Hey Frank, hang on a sec while I tamp this powder.
Hold it! Hold it, hold it just a dang minute fellers. This here is a cannon-free zone, you’ll hafta leave that on the other side of that sign over yonder.”
“I’ll aim, you shoot.”
No! You cannot shoot The Last Supper without at least a table there!
One of my Favorite Westerns: Support your Local Sheriff with James Garner, Jack Elem, Walter Brennan, Harry Morgan…..classic!
When I got the invite to the cowpokes ball, I thought you meant………….
Colonel said the local militias canon was just too loud so barry came up with the first ever human silencer!
He wishes he was as brave as Mic Sokoli.
“Are you sure this will cure my heartburn?”
(man in front of the cannon)
If you’re going to shoot john, Yer’ going ta’ have to shoot me first.
I swear it’s not what it looks like fellas!!!
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
Hello, My name is José Andrés. You ate my tapas. Prepare for pie.
Dont worry fellas, I saw this on an episode of The Simpsons! Now, hold my beer…
Look, when I said I’d take a bullet for the president, this isn’t what I had in mind.
“Come on guys is all this really necessary? I didn’t know it was the last beer in the fridge, and I didn’t know she was your sister.”
‘Cowboy Slim’ instantly regretted telling the Johnson brothers to “blow it out your ass”…
Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but………………oh crap!
Betta put yer ponchos on boys. This is gunna git real messy.
“And you’re SURE these are the less lethal rounds, right?”
“Make sure your hipster friends know what wearing their sister’s pants and puffy shirts gets ’em in this town.”
Brady lawyers to client who lost their meritless lawsuit against Lucky Gunner- “pay up or else”!
I’m not going to say it again- those cigars will kill you!
Chris Mintz ancestor taking out a few heavy hitters as the rest stood in amazement at his ability to take extraordinary hits and still keep going
Never trust a caliber that doesn’t begin with a “4”. Like my 4.5 here…
ARCHIVAL PHOTO: This photo, dated to the early 1900s, depict the execution of a convicted cattle smuggler. The convicted was offered a chance to speak their final words before being executed by a Hi-Point .45
“Please reconsider your shot placement, do it for the children!”
The scene right before live testing of the ‘canon-proof vest’ went terribly wrong.
Old fashioned Heimlich maneuver!
We don’t take too kindly to .22LR hustlers in my town.
The early days of Jackass were deadly!
Early efforts at cosmetic “tummy tuck” surgery were considered crude by today’s medical standards.
You’re the one that got it stuck in there. Now I’m going to help you get it out and maybe teach you a lesson about where you put your wedding tackle there Joe.
C’mon guys! It was my dog and my peanut butter. Why you all riled up?
Before the invention of ballistic gelatin….
Are you sure that this is a safe way to pass gas?
NEW EPISODE OF ‘ MYTHBUSTERS ‘ , Saturday at 8:00 Central on FOX 11
Are you a Muslim ?
AFFORDABLE CARE ACT , Page 102,339 , paragraph 10 A . Penalty for not choosing advantage plan C through L
I told you we don’t wear no Beards in Cannonville .
The newest belt buckle from CROSSBREEB .
Crimson Trace Rep.
This side controls the light and this side controls the laser .
MIKES LEATHER WORKS
” We make holsters to fit anything “
We warned ya Ross , you don’t come into Yatestown without a freekin cowboy hat .
Hey , I saw this movie in the theater when I was a kid ” Cannon Ball Runs “
I’m tellin y’all, this new less than lethal cannonball is revolutionary. Just be ready to catch him, it does knock em back a bit…
Make A Wish.
The squad suddenly realized that Reynolds meant something very different than they believed when he said he was a “gun lover”.
I promise I can do this. I’ve caught many cannon balls with stomach.
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