Wash deez nutz…or else.
“If you’re gonna shoot, shoot. Don’t talk!”
Oh wit, that was a different movie…
Dang beat me to it…greatest spaghetti western ever.
Knew that was going to be used within the first four comments.
KEEP AND BEAR EVERYTHING
‘the right to keep and bear arms, a nice hot bath, a cigar, and tea’ was later amended in Constitutional Committee.’
STOP LAUGHING!!! This water is cold…
What you don’t like the smell from the bubbles I make?
Yeah, so now you know I am compensating. Keep yer yapped shut about it.
I told you I wanted cream in my coffee!
See! I do bathroom carry.
Don’t I get Rubber Ducky service on this cruise!
“Single-action you’re the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Single-action I’m awfully fond of you
Single-action joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Single-action you’re my very best friend it’s true”
You are reading this in Kermit the Frog voice…
That would be Ernie’s voice….
Talk about my distal joint one more time and I’ll shoot you.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, Han.
No mister, I have never seen Brokeback Mountain, and when I said there isn’t room enough for two in this here saloon tub, I meant it.
It’s my water pistol.
Guns don’t kill people. Cigarettes do.
gawd dammed cock a roaches. Say hello to my little friend.
I know, wrong movie. But Glenn Ford was shooting at cock roaches in this scene.
Go ahead, give me the lecture about trigger discipline one more time.
“You don’t want to mess with me, kid; one more rowdy beer fart and the ATF gets involved.”
“I asked if I could hold your duck. Your DUCK!”
Don’t make a move, I’ve got 2 weapons aimed at ya!
I said, Pick Up That Soap…
What one thing doesn’t belong in the bathtub?…No wait, never mind!
Dam! Stuck to the bottom of the tub again, got keep my mouth shut and quit coughing!
After washing don’t forget to lube.
Always carry. Carry everywhere.
Arm yourselves men! There’s a Nazi U-boat in these waters! I just saw a periscope…
What’s a man gotta do to enjoy some peace and quiet anymore? With all these morality laws this is the only place left in California that I can carry a gun or smoke! Next you’ll be telling me I can’t take my Earl Grey outside because the caffeine will rile up the kids!
Rub a dub dub, one wrong move and you’re worm grub.
I am not the only one who plays with his pistol in the tub! What? TMI?
“I said where’s Mr. Froggy!”
(From blazing saddles)
Get back in the kitchen and make me a SANDWICH!!!
It’s spelled “sammich!”
Maritime cups aren’t my cup o’ tea.
-You mean to tell me this is a gun free bath house?
-I was told there would be luffa!
-My chest is as hairy as senator Feinsteins? Thems fightin words!
Because I couldn’t figure out how to ON BODY carry in the tub.
Oh shoot, I thought this was my lighter!!!
“I love it when a plan comes together.”
“This is my weapon, believe me, you don’t want to see my gun “.
I said pull the PLUG! P L U G!
That’s how I clean my guns.
“You washed your what with my luffa?”
( from the Movie “Cowboy” with Glenn Ford and Jack Lemmon, a great movie)
Get my toe out of the tap or get out of my bathroom
I said” black 2 sugars” .
“This is my lead bubble blower, it blows lead bubbles”
I’m sorry it bothers you Mr. Bloomberg, but this is the Smoking section.
Bossin, like a boss-cause Murica.
I thought I told you to quit askin’ where all these bubbles keep comin’ from…
No it’s not an SPP-1 … why do you ask?
“One of the original SEAL recruitment posters”
It’s a 12 inch barrel!!
If you flush the toilet one more time……
WABBIT season, son. It’s never Ducky season around these parts.
Don’t try to stop me this time, Smee.
Put your clothes back on Hilary. It ain’t gonna happen. And for the love of God, who told you a thong was a good idea????
You just made me puke!
“I said I wanted big foamy bubbles dammit!”
“Get back over here, I expect my bath time story to have a happy ending”.
Put all the bubbles in the bath and nobody gets hurt
If you say “shrinkage” just one more time . . .
The hardware store guy said these bullets are water-proof, and I’ve been waiting to test them out….. Mind explaining where you’ve been, and why you smell like a cheap beantown gigolo?
Stay out of my tub RF! This coffee is for men only!
“(Bubbles…) Ahhhhhhhh, Yes!”
Jacuzzi in the 1800’s…
“Pass me the shampoo, please.”
“What are you waiting for? This taint ain’t gonna wash itself”
Yes, it’s Frog Lube…..
Can someone get me a different lighter,this one hurts
Hand off my weenie!
“My name is Tom Reece and I approve of this message.”
Home carry means home carry, people!
This back ain’t gonna scrub itself.
No, Mr. Politician….I’m just a law abiding citizen trying to take a bath in peace….Or are you telling me that is unconstitutional also…???
“Not only do I home carry, but I bubble bath carry as well.”
“I asked for cream in my coffee not in my bathwater.”
Slowly now, pick up the soap……
This says I can smoke anywhere I want!
Never leave the bubble jets running while taking a soak…the guy you fleeced at poker could be comin for ya, and you won’t hear the floorboards creak.
I what you don’t see here is even bigger.
As Robert always says “Home Carry! Always. Everywhere”
“I don’t see why the other boys are so excited about playing with their guns in the bath. All it seems to do for me is rust my gun and ruin my shells.”
It is sad when one has to pull out the colt .45 to get the wife to join you in the tub.
while common in the 1800s this would now be classified as soooooo un-metrosexual.
Say ‘what’ again. I dare you.
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