Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jun 05, 2015 | 70 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments Spectre_USA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:04 You bes’ not be eyein’ my tassles! Reply Pheminista says: June 6, 2015 at 07:05 ZOMG! Trigger warning…. Reply Chris says: June 5, 2015 at 18:05 Katy Perry now: “I should have pulled the trigger…” Reply C says: June 5, 2015 at 22:25 Everyone else: “She should have pulled the trigger.” Reply Michael in GA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:11 Wait, this is a dream catcher, not a nightmare catcher. My dream was of a white girl so i could get some pink. Not a white girl in pink trying to get me! Reply Tom in Oregon says: June 5, 2015 at 19:18 Everybody in the barber shop just looked at me for laughing. Thanks Michael Reply Bill Johnson says: June 5, 2015 at 18:13 Katy demonstrates the “modified Perry stance” Reply the ruester says: June 5, 2015 at 18:16 “Social Justice Porn” Reply B says: June 5, 2015 at 18:23 This is now my fetish. Reply Michael in GA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:23 No, wait! This isn’t war paint! I cry blood. The blood of a thousand souls done in at the hands of evil. Innocent babies and kittens and puppies. You do like puppies? Yes? Reply Gary Schulze says: June 5, 2015 at 23:31 Sounds like something Russell would say. Winner. Reply TheBear says: June 5, 2015 at 18:25 Thou shalt have no other cowgirls before me. Reply cmac890 says: June 5, 2015 at 18:26 “I am perfectly aware of Rule Number 2.” Reply Michael in GA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:27 I play a mean wash board. Want me to do a number? Editor’s note: This works with Indians but try that joke on a black fellow and all hell breaks loose. Reply Michael in GA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:28 Hands up! Tell me, are you really a savage? Reply DickDanger says: June 5, 2015 at 18:28 Russell Brand in Red Face? Isn’t that racist? Reply Justin says: June 5, 2015 at 18:28 “Just put your mouth on it.” Reply William says: June 5, 2015 at 18:28 Does everyone always have to follow the 4 rules of gun safety? What about just this once? Reply Gunr says: June 5, 2015 at 18:31 You lower gun! Shoot’m new type bullet proof vest! Reply Justin says: June 5, 2015 at 18:32 Well tickle me pink Reply Michael in GA says: June 5, 2015 at 18:34 If you try to EXPLETIVE DELETED me, I will be forced to shoot! Now my aim is horrible. Pa says I couldn’t hit water if I fell out of a boat. So the chances of me hitting you are not good…not good at all. As a matter of fact, this gun ain’t even loaded. But don’t you dare EXPLETIVE DELETED me! Reply Youzernayme says: June 5, 2015 at 18:34 Dear Penthouse, I was harvesting some maize for the banquet last night when the strangest thing happened. -OR- I’m sorry, Deputy. I can’t pay the horrible Native disguise fine. Can we work something else out? _wink wink_ – or however else this obvious racial role-play porn scenario would play out. Reply Justin says: June 5, 2015 at 18:35 “I said you looked thick. It’s a compliment in the rap communitiy.” Reply Gunr says: June 5, 2015 at 18:37 Bet squaw doesn’t know fire stick must be cocked before bang bang! Reply dh34 says: June 5, 2015 at 18:39 Whoa there kimosabette!!!! It’s a joke…I say, “do you have any Apache in you?” and when you say “no”, I say “Would you like some?” Reply Paul53 says: June 5, 2015 at 18:41 A Native American sees flaws with their lax immigration policy. Reply Ing says: June 5, 2015 at 22:53 That was bad…really bad. (Made me laugh.) Reply Jason says: June 5, 2015 at 18:41 And that’s how it came to be called Camp Perry. Reply Jimmy Harding says: June 5, 2015 at 18:41 Don’t miss the next installment of Pinky and the Backyard Body Armor Tests! Reply jsallison says: June 5, 2015 at 19:16 Is that FPSRussia? He asked ambiguously. Reply i4pple says: June 5, 2015 at 18:46 The PG version of the Trail of Years. Brought to you by the Democratic Party of 1830. “Disarm yourselves and come peacefully…You can trust the government to take care of you now.” Reply CCDWGuy says: June 5, 2015 at 18:50 Stroke my ropes did not mean what you thought it did. Reply SkyMan77 says: June 5, 2015 at 19:04 No… No… You don’t look fat in those pants… I asked if you would like to dance… Reply Eric says: June 5, 2015 at 19:10 Even though a gun has been drawn, nobody will be shot. But, there will be a stabbing…. Reply Jeff says: June 5, 2015 at 19:32 “Toy Story 4” was Disney’s first epic failure at bringing their animated features to live action. Reply Tom396 says: June 5, 2015 at 20:07 “I know what you’re thinking. Was it five shots or was it six?” Reply JWM says: June 5, 2015 at 20:09 Date night at my house has been known to get wilder than this. Klingon sex is just plain hazardous. Reply Rick K says: June 5, 2015 at 20:10 Y-M-C-A Reply rammerjammer says: June 5, 2015 at 20:10 Does this outfit make me look fat? Reply Rick K says: June 5, 2015 at 20:11 I know I’m an obnoxious, opinionated British blowhard, but isn’t blowing my head of a bit extreme? Reply Stephen Rivera says: June 5, 2015 at 20:27 “Stick ‘m up!” (British accent) “Sorry, can only get me hands up at the moment. I’m shy like that, Katie!” Reply Geoff PR says: June 5, 2015 at 20:28 “Suck *that*? No, you suck on *this*!” Reply dirk diggler says: June 5, 2015 at 21:03 Dirk and Shannon role playing on a Friday nite Reply AMJr says: June 5, 2015 at 21:20 Thank Heavens it’s finally over. Reply bob says: June 5, 2015 at 21:51 Me thought pink pistol meant sumtin else. Reply Sean N says: June 5, 2015 at 22:12 “That FNS-9C isn’t worth my dignity, limey!” Reply Mighty Mo says: June 5, 2015 at 22:26 Only these two could disparage Native Americans, Cowboys, women, gun owners, good taste, fashion sense, and common decency with one photo. Reply C.S. says: June 5, 2015 at 22:43 It couldn’t be worse than watching Texas Rising on the “History” Channel, you’d have to add Mexicans, Tejanos, Cajuns, … Reply AaronW says: June 5, 2015 at 22:42 “Mother told me, yes she told me, I’d meet girls like you…” Reply Isaac says: June 6, 2015 at 00:37 Hipster White Guilt Reply KCK says: June 6, 2015 at 01:07 Kemosabe, does this mean I have to call you Caitlyn from now on? Reply BigD says: June 6, 2015 at 02:32 “You said you’d pull out!” Reply A Hill says: June 6, 2015 at 05:28 You are under arrest for looking like an idiot while wearing another culture’s dress like a joke costume. (I’m glad by the majority of answers here, that POTG can see how offensive this is to some) Reply Pantera Vazquez says: June 6, 2015 at 06:12 OK, You win. Reply Felix says: June 6, 2015 at 06:29 Sara Tipton lets the local LGS know she doesn’t appreciate patronizing attitudes. Reply eugene says: June 6, 2015 at 07:18 Missy, is that a concealed carry pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Reply Glen says: June 6, 2015 at 07:53 No, I do not want to see your “totem pole”. Reply MiketheHopsFarmer says: June 6, 2015 at 08:39 You’re right. This marriage was a terrible idea! Reply Grant says: June 6, 2015 at 08:51 That’s racist. Reply Grant says: June 6, 2015 at 09:03 Hold on, I’ve just been informed that Katy and Russell are liberals. So this is just fine. Reply Chip in Florida says: June 6, 2015 at 08:56 Pew Pew Life by day. Sexy-Playtime-Freak by night. Reply Matt W says: June 6, 2015 at 10:18 “You mean you have never heard ‘When the red river is flowing, take the Hershey highway’? My bad I thought you would be into it….” Reply Naught Forya says: June 6, 2015 at 10:51 “Not what I was expecting when John Mayer said he’d take me to his ranch to hunt gophers.” With that out of the way RF, wth were you doing on that website? The article from the picture is crucifying Katy Perry for not respecting the cultural heritage of others. She even played the Hiroshima card. From “Geishas, Cowboys, Indians, and Skinning People for the Sake of Fashion: Katy Perry’s Racism Knows No Bounds, By Ruth Hopkins”: “So what’s the big deal? It’s just a kimono. It’s not like Americans killed Japanese before, right? Cut to 1945- when approximately 100,000-150,000 Japanese citizens were killed instantly when an atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima” Reply Some Dude says: June 6, 2015 at 10:58 When me ask-um great spirit for white girl to show me her pink things, this not what me had-um in mind. Reply Shwiggie says: June 6, 2015 at 11:45 “You’ll take those disease-covered blankets, and you’ll LIKE it!” Reply Lucas D. says: June 6, 2015 at 11:53 Alright, what’d you two idiots do with the biker, the cop and the construction worker? Reply Katy says: June 6, 2015 at 19:40 That is nice. Now that you’ve shown me your pink pistol, I’ll show you mine. As an aside, I never thought I’d see the day that I could go to TTAG and have the comments make me wonder if I accidentally end up on TMZ. I don’t know if I could pick Katie Perry out of a line up of one. Reply Bob says: June 6, 2015 at 22:38 “No, Bruce, this is Not going to get us our own TV reality show. Why don’t you try the trans-gender angle, and see how they like that.” Reply Forrestt C. says: June 7, 2015 at 00:12 Just pull the trigger already! Reply stokeslawyer says: June 7, 2015 at 06:24 Bury his “ART” at Wounded Knee Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.