Enter the best comment for this classic portrait by Sunday at midnight and you’ll win a CMC trigger for your AR.
hurry up and take the picture! I’ve had to take a leak since the Armalite booth.
Three tools – no waiting?
(I know I won’t win, but I don’t even have an AR (don’t tell the zombies))
“Too Close For Comfort: TTAG Edition”
“The Three Stooges”
Moe, Larry, and Surly?
Wasn’t Surly the eighth dwarf? Or one of the characters in Duffland?
The Three Musketeers, Aimless, Portly, and Bolt-Action.
“And we’re the three best friends that anybody could have”
And we’re definitely not gay. Hey, it that a suppressor in your pocket…?
TTAG goes all out Office Tactical at NRAAM!
I wish my workplace would set its dress code to Office Tactical.
Why do have to be the jelly in this dude sandwich?
No guns in the convention hall, guys. The NYT, Salon, HuffPo, WaPo, Mother Jones, MsNBC, Bloomberg, MDA, USAToday, AddictingInfo, and DailyKos all say so, so it must be true!
Where is Dan’s left hand and why does Nick have that look on his face?
I really hope it has nothing to do with schernobyl’s “jelly in this dude sandwich” crack…
Er, spoke too soon… Dan kinda does have a bemused look on his face…
Kudos to leghorn, you’ve seriously slimmed down
We stood in line for 14 hours for the chance to have our lives upgraded, but they were all sold out. Bummer.
They don’t get to have lives.
Vampire Hunter D reference?
Is that your spare magazine, or are you just glad to see me?
These colors don’t run!
Unless its two for one day at the doughnut stand….
Pretty sure “Life Upgrades” covers it
LOL! that jumped out at me too!
Look it’s Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms and Ned Nederlander!
Meanwhile, Lucky Day, Dusty Bottoms, and little Ned Nederlander…………..
They all assumed it wasn’t the excitement of being together at NRAAM, and that it was indeed a gun in their pockets, but then they realized it was in a holster on their hips…
Gay Pride Parade-San Francisco-1998.
The three founding members of the pink pistols.
2…3…4…its Conga time!
Greeeen Acres is the place to be…
One of these things does not look like the other.
3 pairs of boots, 3 collared shirts, 3 holstered pistols….. Still 0 right-swipes on Tinder!
Why did you PhotoShop Shannon out of the photo, that’s the only reason Nick is smiling!!!!!!!
And why can’t this be the normal picture of open carry at a coffee shop or retail store?
Look how safe this place is, we just set our high dollar camera on the ground and turn our backs and it’s still there!
Obviously not taken in Detroit!
This town ain’t big enough for the three of us…
Hey, you’re in Nashville Tenessee, guess what you can all do?
Three armed bloggers walk into a Bar…
The Three nerdmegos
Is it just me, or does this look like a Texas Ranger catching the manager of a Chili’s in the act of molesting one of his employees?
The Dapper Dans on their off-time.
What they are thinking:
Robert – This is for Business
Dan – This is for Business
Nick – Yeah right, this is for “Business”
More like –
“Nick – Where’s ‘Fate of Destinee’ and ‘Kirsten Joy Weiss’, and can I get them really stinking drunk?”
You say that like its never happened before…
Ladies love skinny Nick, but chubby Nick wasn’t no slouch my friend.
More power to ya, geek comprende… Uber-Geek more like it. Guns, flying and telcom crossbar switchgear geek. Never knew that combo existed…
I hope you’re getting booth-babe pics for posting later…
I’m a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride…
The second amendment protects the rights of everyone, regardless of age, race, religion, gender, or sexual orientation.
This actually made me laugh out loud…because….truth.
“Here we have a group of OFWG’s and… dangit Nick, way to ruin MDA’s sterotypes. Try to stick out your stomach or something.”
One for each other and all for one
the Three brave Amigos are we
Brother to Brother and everyone
A brave amigo
Fighting for justice and liberty
where ever you find is where we will be
for the three brave amigos are we
The three amigos say “you slime eating dogs! You scum sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!”.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly…just not in that order.
winner, winner, chicken dinner! Beat me to it.
More like, The Good, the Bad,& the 300 Blackout.
Living the dream in Tennessee!
Robert has gone full-textard
Nick’s got AIDS
Dan’s still the only handsome one
It’s true. I’ve always been the show pony of the group.
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!
DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner here (in my opinion)
Gomez, Uncle Fester and Pugsley all growed up.
“There are no minorities in this picture!” -Anti-Gun crowd
OFWG is a minority now. Haven’t you heard?
This years favorite trio to win the Tooled up Tennessee Tango.
None of these men have been able to work out who is whose wingman.
“Wherever there is injustice you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.
Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find… THE THREE AMIGOS!”
The Cowboy, the Captain & Forrest.
Three epic trigger pullers.
I’m not real sure triggers is what they’re pulling.
The new face of the NRA.
The same old face of the NEA.
“The bald one took my glasses. I can’t see a thing..”
3 “citizen soldiers,” true warriors one and ale.
Hey I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, and this is my other brother Darryl.
Casting call for “Furious 8.”
Here looking at you 184 fools who commented and won’t win this contest.
Three Hoarse Men of the Obacalypse.
So that’s what ammosexual looks like !
We are here promoting our new buttocks CC method. Nick, take a look! Am i printing?
Wait, only he gets the 5 gallon, thats not fair!
Hide ya kids! Hide ya wife!
The Austin chapter of The Pink Pistols was well represented this year…
Sorry, guys, but this one gets my vote.
And nobody thought of “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly”? Just pm me for my address to send the prize. LOL
Two MFWG & One Future MFWG
A new book from Leslea Newman, the author of “Heather has Two Mommies” …”Waldo has Two Daddies.”
Even at the NRA Convention our intrepid heroes are asked to wait in the alternates line for a Life Upgrade!
And so, the line to get into the Blue Oyster Bar was pretty much static. But we were determined to hang on for the ride.
“This is just a dry run. Tonight we do it naked.”
The “Before” advertising pic for the human centipede procedure.
N(ick) R(obert A(nd Dan) welcome visitors to the NRA Convention, Texas style.
The noob, the bald & the fugly
Needs more white doods
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife…
Molon Blagge… Come and Blog it!
Casting call line for “Brokeback Mountain 2”
Wynken, Blynken and Nod?
“The Village People Reunite Tour” seemed like such a good idea, at first.
On a completely unrelated note: I’ve gotta say, Nick it looks like you’ve been putting your money where your mouth is and seriously trimming down. You mentioned it in another recent post and nobody commented on it, but it looks like you’re on the right track. Major props for that, sir.
Wynken, Blynken and Smirk!
Open Carry NRA Style
TTAG proves that the Anti’s lied about real fully functional guns being at the NRA convention.
Do these guns make us look old, fat, and white?
Don’t care about caption, I ain’t drinking beer with any of those guys.
Hailing from Austin via London Atlanta Johannesburg, it’s a guy in a funny hat and his buddies.
Is that Alton Brown, in the cowboy hat, from the cooking channel? If there were a cooking show called Guns and Grub it would be on to watch list.
Always armed and ready, these three musketeers (from L-R) Athos, Porthos and Aramis, pose briefly before re-entering the fray.
The new Charlie’s Angels reboot goes in a very different direction.
All hat, no cattle….
2015 NRAAM – Life Upgrades, Special Shows, Well Endowed Patrons, Penetration Hall Passes.
First 3 to get in line at the Shannon Watts dunk tank.
The “before roofalin” photo.
” OK on the count of three yell this is where the line forms to catch a sneek peak at two wraps of the recoil spring on the new glock 44…. 1,…….2……..”
Hey guys, it’s a pretty wide lens. There’s really no need to stand so close…
Khakis win 2-1
…but jeans are still awesome
Come on Shannon, we left plenty of room for you right here!
Nicks thought bubble: “I’m glad I’m not sharing a room with those two yahoos. I got my own room.”
Thought provoking company has Nick pondering life upgrades.
But I already have a trigger. Oh, you mean AR15 trigger. Sorry, I’ll zip my pants back up.
These are not the droids you are looking for.
The hall monitors at my high school. What did you have to do to get a Hall Pass from them? You don’t wanna know!
One of these men is Irving, the 142nd fastest gun in the west.
Costanza Guy: “Hey Tex, don’t stand so close, your pistol is poking me.”
Ok, so where are the steers?
Ragnar, Bjorn and Rollo from Bizarro world.
Human Centipede: ‘Merica!
“Is that a Derringer in your pocket or are you just not that happy to see me?”
They’re doing the Brokeback Mountain thing behind me again, aren’t they? :/
“White guys! ”
” By your powers combined, I am Captain TTAG! “
Broke back mountain 2: 3 dudes with guns
Coverin’ the gun show with the guns shown.
“Too Many D!<ks on the Dance Floor" http://youtu.be/xk1kwfK848Y
The Red, The White and The Blue,
Jeans and some Khaki,
Boots and Real Boots,
3 Pistols a Packing,
And a Hat to Hoot.
This is what’s True,
and leaves Shannon lacking.
The order said 100 yards from the Remington booth, which is right….. here.
Hey guys, I think maybe we picked the wrong booth, does that sign behind me say something about “castration”
NRA always bring us closer.
NRA-approved Booth Babes
The stack formation. I hope you enter every convention like this!
No no, still wrong, lets try again.. Red, White and Blue from the Camera point of view!
Rule #1: Always keep your lens pointed in a safe direction
Rule #2: Keep your finger off the shutter until your target is in your viewfinder
Buckaroo Banzai and the Hong Kong Cavaliers
You’re the red, white and blue
Oh the funny things you do
America, America this is you
Ladies and gentlemen
Holy crap that took me back a day or two!
Behind the screen for Shannon Watts episode of the “Dating Game.”
Bachelor #1 – Which caliber would you use to describe your bedroom prowess?
.22-250… Tiny, extremely fast, and a lot of noise!
Hank, Bill and Boomhauer in Nashville checking out firearms and firearm accessories, I tell you whut!
The media that packs! One packs a stetson, one packs a belly, one packs a smirk. The guns? Those are tools, son.
Only one hotel room left, are you kidding me?
the only iron Nick knows is a shooting iron.
Top Gear USA goes in a new direction, shifting focus from cars to guns and has been recast with Clarkson, May, and Hammond’s dorky American cousins.
” I see Mrs Watts’ s bodyguards are enjoying cosplay at the Convention”
“Your gun is digging into my back”.. “Sorry, that’s not my gun”.
This here is hank hill then bill and dale!! Yeuup! I sell propane and propane accessories!!
Yeah, this is the “Before” picture, same red shirt and everything.
“Dude, where’s my holster?”
” Get your damn, dirty, hand, off my shoulder!”
TTAG – 3 : NYT / Shannon Watts – 0
I wonder if they hand out the nobama shirts out at the door.
Clearly, Nick was ready to raise some eyebrows at the NRA Annual Meetings.
After viewing this picture, somewhere in America three moms have gone off the grid.
Yes, my friends and I are here for the “life upgrades” seminar. Why do you ask?
I remember back in the day, when TTAG only shared pictures of guns and Israeli models [oiften holding guns] on their facebook page
Sidenote: I’ve never had to scroll so far to get to the comment bar
What we see here is the American gun owner(libertus defenderii) in its natural habit. Note the plumage of the alpha male to the left.
“This afternoon we are packing heat; tonight we will be packing something else”
Hey look, Guys! We found Waldo!!
Hey. That aint no cowboy on the left.
The Three Wise Men for all things firearms…and chicks 😉
Just a FYI for dan: if you’d wear your watch on your left hand you wouldn’t always dump your beer out when you check the time.
Unless you fellows are going for the “incognito keyboard operator” look? If so you nailed it
“Be not afraid of any Moms;
No matter what their lies;
When antis threaten call on us-
And we will journalize!”
An Open Carry Hypocrite says, what?
Don’t be jelly, brah.
Yep, we all upgraded to “endowment”.
Some say we carry to “compensate”, if they knew we just upgraded to “endowment”…
And here we have the ghastly trio. They are displaying their firearms, lubricated with the tears of Shannon Watts and Michael Bloomberg.
we’re gonna need a few more to make this daisy chain work.
MALL COPS: Nashville.
And yes, ladies. They’re all single.
Nick: “That’s not where the silencer goes, Dan!”
Dan: “Oops, my bad.”
Robert: “How do I look in my cool hat?”
Bloggers, not Operators. Key difference? The beards.
We had an army in case Mom’s Demand Action decided to attack. Only 100 showed up, so we sent these guys.
Looks good on you tho…
The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Biden was spotted at the NRA convention wearing a cowboy hat.
Never trust a man train
Three different calibers, but are we talking about in, on, or wearing the pants?
Three Blind Mice…
“These is my compadres, Uno, Dos, Trace.”
Hank and Bill, I tell you what… I don’t think we’re at the dang ol’ dang ol’ propane convention….
The most powerful Triumverate since Caesar, Pompey, and Crassus rocked the Capitoline !
Powered by liberal unicorn tears.
I love the smell of gunpowder and Vasolene in the morning!
If the convention was held in New York, you’d be looking at three instant felons
“Why yes, we are all packing nines”
“Booth babes HATE these guys. Click to find out why.”
“One weird trick to discourage muggers”
“4 insane tricks TTAG editors use to score free vacations!”
Ok guys, let’s pose so that super loyal TTAG reader Stephen Rivera can win a better trigger for his AR without having to explain to his lovely wife why there’s another gun in the safe….
“Why yes ma’am all three of us are single. How did you know?”
Opon seeing these three in the path Dorothy uttered her now famous line, “We’re not in Kansas anymore, Toto.”
Last year those 3 went through the Life Downgrades line.
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