Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar SkyMan77 says:

    Okay Alessio… We’re going to make Swiss cheese out of those tailgaters with this upgrade…

  2. avatar PeterW says:

    Trike Wars: Lonely Guy in the Back Edition

  3. avatar Frankster says:

    The daily terror of being chased down the road by the neighborhood schnauzers had finally driven Hans and Deeter to the brink. This time would be different. This time… they would be ready.

  4. avatar Higgs says:

    Before the NFA options for bikes were more……creative!

  5. avatar Defens says:

    Early GE researchers prototype the first pedal-powered Minigun. Delivering a scorching 189 rounds/minute firing rate, the “Velocicannon” was plagued with difficulties, including the fatigue issues associated with keeping a crewman peddling continuously to achieve high rates of fire.

  6. avatar Phil LA says:

    Sup ladies?

  7. avatar the ruester says:

    “I don’t know, Yan, it sounds kind of stupid.”

    “Well think about, though; you see with the havoc our advanced knife technology has unleashed on law enforcement, eventually they will NEED these to keep the peace!”

  8. avatar Mike says:

    Kid: “Grandpa, what kind of military vehicle did you drive during the war??”
    Grandpa: “I don’t want to talk about it”

  9. avatar vv ind says:

    Mad max circa 1919

  10. avatar ELOT says:

    “The original crotch rocket”

  11. avatar ahwatkins says:

    Chain-drive, belt-fed — never let that chain touch that belt. Don’t cross the streams!

  12. avatar Governmentknowsbest says:

    That’s right keep riding my a$$……..

  13. avatar Chazbo says:

    Schwinn’s first venture into the military market.

  14. avatar Gov. William J. Le Petomane says:

    Great! Now all the Harley guys are going to want machine guns on their bikes. As if they didn’t make enough noise already…

  15. avatar Kevin says:

    “It’s belt driven.”

    “The gun or the bike?”

    “Why both of course”

  16. avatar Boz says:

    Yes, I know what having the right side of your hat curled up means, but as you can see my Maxim rides on the left side of this HOG…… So don’t even think about putting your arms around me.

  17. avatar AJ says:

    Keep honking, I’m reloading.

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  18. avatar Steve says:

    I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride.

  19. avatar SD3 says:

    In the rear with the….well…..

  20. avatar A-Rod says:

    Putt putt putt pew pew pew putt putt putt….

  21. avatar Wolfman says:

    The new Mobile Remington Universal Fitment Unit Customer Traumaphier!
    We’re here to fix your triggers with our awesome mr-u-fuct, line starts here.

  22. avatar JWM says:

    “Man, this just sucks on so many levels. I applied to the tank corps, and this is what I get? One hitch and I’m so outta here.”

  23. avatar jsallison says:

    Welcome to the 12er regt d’Chasseurs. We ditched the horses and now we can shoot while retreating rapidement.

  24. avatar doesky2 says:

    Uh…yeah….who ordered the machinegun….and by the way we made it within 30 minutes so you gotta pay regular price.

  25. avatar Jason says:

    Early catalytic converters were a military technology for using the lead in gasoline to encourage back-firing.

  26. avatar Gunr says:

    Git your hand away from my butt, or off you go!

  27. avatar Anaxis says:

    The Rough Riders tried mounting one on a horse first.

  28. avatar AD says:

    Yeah. Rube Goldberg built it for me.

  29. avatar Gregolas says:

    Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in, “The Road to Gallipoli”.

  30. avatar Retired LEO says:

    Hell or High Water we’re getting our Fosters & Vegemite.

    God save the Queens.

  31. avatar Paul53 says:

    Harley Davidson’s attempt to create a modern “pony express.”

  32. avatar Lance F says:

    No officer, that is not a gun. It is an afterburner.

  33. avatar Steve says:

    Redneck NOS system.

  34. avatar Dustin H says:

    The new big wheel, for adults.

  35. avatar Pantera Vazquez says:

    Early attempt at improving the nascent pony express.

  36. avatar KCK says:

    When interviewed, the driver of this marvel, Alex Putnam was adamant to explain that Austrailian engineering had to overcome the fact they are from Down Under. “The rest of the world is keen on reverse engineering, but we have to deal with upside down engeneering. As silly as this thing looks, this design actually succeeds in keeping our projectiles from falling off the earth.” Operator Niles Isselrod concurred, “It really works mate”

  37. avatar ed says:

    I swear Rodger, the French will buy these up by the hundreds, they can fight and retreat at the same time! We will be rich I tell ya!

  38. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    Rare 1940’s photo of the British motorcycle gang: Hell’s Butlers.

  39. avatar Texheim says:

    Notes from a small military

  40. avatar Paul53 says:

    This “milk toast” photo should challenge TTAG’s readers to find anything but pathos!

  41. avatar tim boettcher says:

    Helmut Schindel
    6 time Tour De France winner(1939-1945)

  42. avatar roller434 says:

    this is what really happened to Lance Armstrongs left testicle

  43. avatar Paul G says:

    Dude, we lost the tailgunner on that last flanking maneuver!

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