My second wife… Don’t tell the first
Palomino, Colt, blonde….I’m just gonna appreciate 3 of my favorite things.
Which one do you want to ride?
I think that’s it!
Go ahead and shoot, I ain’t doing that!
Save a horse, shoot a cowboy.
A girl with a gun…yeehaw!
Somehow I feel obligated to make a donkey show reference.
We gotta lock up Kinky Kelly for tonight so we can give Mr. Dante a memorable send off. You love Mr. Dante, don’tcha?
Well played sir, well played.
Ride my horse, ride me! ride my horse, ride me! Ride my horse, ride me!
God Bless Texas!
Glue factory pinup calendar for May.
Usually there are guns in these photo caption contests.
She’s holding a gun.
Oh … heh … yeah
“Elect me Miss Texas or I’ll shoot this horse.”
Which one is the nag?
Well yippy yi yo ki yay, little cowgirl. I can ride and shoot, too. Anything else is bonus.
Nobody puts baby in a corner………..
Don’t worry, I’ll put her down easy.
That horse really knows how to pack some heat 😉
Sorry I can’t stay, but I have to see a horse about a girl…
” Wanna Horse around?”
“I can shoot…and ride”.
If you look really close, you can see a horse.
Sarah Jessica Parker asks “what color is this Glock”?
Yeah, but who is the girl that’s standing in front of Sarah Jessica Parker?
Ha! Thanks for that.
Zing! Best . comment . ever !!!!!!
Ohhhhhh my Goddddd! Ho ho ho haaaaa ha ha haaaaa! Wow!
LOOK AT THIS COLT!
This is the February Dillon calendar girl. Even my wife likes this pic, if only because of the horse!
One is for riding. The other is a horse.
Their both for Riding!
What color is this dress?
Mom & Dad did a good job raising this one. She will be safe while off at collage.
Always practice safe collaging.
“Montana High School Graduation Photo”
Tennessee Prom date photo.
Traded up from a unicorn.
Mr Ed urges the camera man to hurry up, in hopes of some bareback “riding” after the photoshoot.
Mr. Ed’s retirement party.
“I’ll polish your gun while I ride your horse”
“Did somebody mix up the order for clickbait with jailbait?”
Debbie’s done Dallas. Now she’s gonna do Dallas’s horse. And he’d better not object.
Sorry, but this picture is so good it doesn’t need a caption.
Trigger, meet trigger control……
You better have been talking to the horse when you said “nag”!
In West Virginia they call this a “Wedding Photo”.
Very observant. If it was an engagement pic there would be a shotgun.
And the girl would be pregnant.
I’m no one trick pony cowboy
A girl, a horse, a revolver. I’m 62 and can’t decide which would hurt me most if try to jump one!
All that for my bottle of whiskey?. Let me see the horses teeth first.
Ride hard and shoot straight, Pardner!!
Really? You need a caption for this?
They shoot horses here, don’t they?
Horse girls are crazy. Not a good crazy, either.
Now show me your gun…
Everybody keeps talking about a horse. I never saw a horse in the picture! Just a Beautiful girl …with deep blue eyes …and a wonderful smile …and golden hair … and… Sigh!
Hold on there missy, you don’t need to shoot him.
He’s not sick! Honest.
Wait for it….
” a little horse”
All Three will get you in-prisoned in the California.
Reportedly, the very first pornographic photograph was of a woman attempting a sex act with a Shetland pony….
Alan Strang, y’all can just keep your distance.
“50 shades greyer, Anastasia’s Revenge”
Exhibiting trigger control, and they don’t shoot horses, don’t they. The dress is blue and green.
Good trigger control and good Trigger control
Me, put this horse down.
Bang, bang, let’s ride!
Let me show you some “cowboy tricks”……………..
Aaahhh… I love this country…
And it came to pass, as she came unto him, that she moved him to ask of her father a field: and she lighted off her ass; and Caleb said unto her, What wouldest thou?
Palomino, pal o’ mine, Peacemaker. What’s not to love? <3
Two things called trigger are under her control.
Hot little college student who is not going to get raped.
I don’t do “selfies”.
You want to take my guns? F you and the horse you rode in on.
I prefer to ride “bareback”.
This horse was made for ridin’. This gun was made for shootin’. But these boots weren’t made for walkin’. They were made for kickin’ your gun grabbin’ ass.
Well, you see your honor…it all started with a hot chick, a handgun and a barnyard animal.
Alex, I’ll take “Things that progressive housewives fear most” for $600.
Two colts and a filly
….and then I woke up
what are “three things in need of a stud”, alex
Amarillo Mayor’s daughter and his daughter’s mare.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words…some speak volumes.
“Moms like me don’t have to DEMAND action, it finds us naturally!”
“Whoa, man!. Just whoa!”
Wilbur, l don’t care how good lookin’ she is, I don’t want to take that walk with her.
FYI: At the other end of this picture, you’ll see Obama.
Convinced that their subscribers were tired of blondes, the Dillon marketing department added a whole new twist to their monthly catalogs.
“Your girlfriend has great trigger discipline, Willlllburrrrr!”
“Who would you rather ride hard and put away wet? That’s what I thought.”
Any more “cute” comments……boys
Guess where my holster is.
“Mom, Dad; meet my new girlfriend”
Mom (real name: Shannon Watts): “But….but she has a GUN! They are evil! Do you want mommy to lose her job demanding action for Herr Blunderberg?!?!?! I say Neigghhhh to this NRA shill!.”
(come on, the horse and Watts do share a bit of resemblance….sorry Dirk but it’s true)
…but not the horse you rode in on.
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