Weekend Haiku: Full Auto Molar Maintenance Edition

Maintaining dental
hygiene with airsoft. Oh, the
mysterious east.

[h/t ShootingTheBull410]


  1. avatar Lance says:


  2. avatar Bernard says:

    Same guy, but with a SCAR.

  3. avatar Swamp Daddy says:

    I swear, I saw him on TV……There was video of him voting in the Democratic primary!!!!

  4. avatar Geoff PR says:

    61 seconds of my life I will *never* get back…

    1. avatar Robb says:

      I didn’t last more than a few strokes. Uh, wait.

  5. avatar Jay in Florida says:

    Is it really that slow a news day??

  6. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Grock bran Grock…Thanks for the chuckle!

  7. avatar Enuz says:

    4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident.

    The last one got shot by this guy while trying to do a routine teeth cleaning.

  8. avatar JohnF says:

    Typical Glock owner. I figure they all do this kind of stuff.

    1. avatar Robb says:

      As a Glock owner, nope. Of course, mine fires real bullets so maybe that changes things.

    2. avatar Jeff in CO says:

      Yep, you nailed it! That’s us, every morning and evening with the Glock 18C . . .

  9. avatar Sammy says:

    It’s always funny until someone looses a toof.

  10. avatar Noah says:

    I figure this is the inevitable consequence of not knowing how to handle a firearm. Younger guys like this see firearms idolized in popular television (anime, for the most part) and end up treating them as more of a status symbol/fashion accessory than a dangerous tool.

    Oh yeah, and I’ve seen this video before. It’s been making the rounds on airsoft forums for a few years now.

    1. avatar Jake Tallman says:

      That’s a really good point. I’d never thought of it quite like that before.

  11. avatar Ken says:

    You have all heard the expression, “don’t do stupid stuff with stupid people”.
    This guy is who they were talking about.

  12. avatar Hannibal says:

    Big whoop. It’s an airsoft gun. Gun safety rules do not apply. You aim them at your friends and pull the trigger.

    1. avatar Jake Tallman says:

      They absolutely do apply, as they damn well should. Given the similarity of ergonomics and operation, good habits with one will transfer to the other, just as bad habits will. Additionally, the same etiquette applies with airsoft guns as with firearms. You are expected to handle your airsoft gun the way you would a firearm, and the community is arguably better than the firearm community about that.

      And don’t tell me that since we shoot each other, we are therefore practicing poor safety. The rule is “don’t muzzle anything you don’t intend to shoot”. In the case of airsoft, you intend to shoot members of the opposing team(s), but you do NOT intend to shoot friendlies. Thus, the rule still applies and is followed.

  13. avatar Shawn says:

    Law prevents real guns
    I guess I’ll play with fake ones
    My teeth need brushing

    1. avatar Jon says:

      Was that supposed to be haiku?

  14. avatar Jon says:

    Idiots on youtube say he’ll knock his teeth out and how he deserves it. All a bunch of crack-baby retards! This is Japan, so these are all Airsoft guns. It’s very unlikely Airsoft guns will knock his teeth out, and all the anti-gun advocates are getting their panties in a wad over FAKE guns. It just shows you how stupid and full of hysteria these anti-gun advocates are.

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  16. avatar LordGopu says:

    Hmmm…is that a dutch spam comment cuz it has nothing to do with what we’re talking about.

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