Shots Fired at Joe Biden’s House

Joe Biden shows us how it's done (courtesy

According to reports, late last night a car drove by Joe Biden’s personal residence and took some shots at the (empty) home. 401) “Shotgun” Joe Biden was elsewhere that night, and the only residents of the domicile were secret service agents. The individuals involved have not been arrested, but there were no injuries and no major damage to the building. It is not known whether the secret service followed Joe Biden’s advice and fired two shotgun blasts blindly through the front door when the shooting took place.


  1. avatar jwm says:

    Joe Biden’s detail needs to learn the difference between a backfire and gunshots.

    That or slow joe needs to make sure he keeps up his payments to Fat Tony.

    Does anyone know where Hillery and Bill were when the alledged incident took place?

  2. avatar SouthernPatriot says:

    I am sure there are many cameras in and around Uncle Joe’s home.

    What kind of shotgun and shots were used?

    Maybe it was a neighbor taking Joe’s advice?

    All kidding aside…I hope they find the drive-by shooters (is this another “irresponsible discharge?”)

  3. avatar Ralph says:

    Let me get this straight. Some unidentified yahoo fired at Casa Biden and missed the whole freaking house? A house? I’ve heard of not being able to hit the broad side of a barn, but this really stretches credulity.

    If the Secret Service finds some bullet holes, bullets or empty casings, then we’ll see. Otherwise, I believe that this was a ruse perpetrated by a disappointed Colombian hooker.

    1. avatar geoffb says:

      Biden’s house is 300 yards from the road.

    2. The cleaning lady is more qualified to find bullet holes than the secret service.

      1. avatar Geoff PR says:

        The cleaning lady was the one who found the bullet holes in the White House the next day…

    3. avatar Geoff PR says:

      “If the Secret Service finds some bullet holes, bullets or empty casings, then we’ll see. ”

      Cripes, how long did it take the Secret Service to find the bullet holes in the White House a while back?

      The next day. Unbelievable.

  4. avatar scott says:

    It was most likely the secret service agents that had a negligent discarge…so it was best decided to have a cover up of sorts. Shift blame to an unknown bad guy. Okay maybe not but it be funny if that’s what happened.

  5. avatar Geoff PR says:

    Marksmanship in America is an embarrassment these days…

  6. avatar Anonymous says:

    “As a result of the interaction with the officer, this individual was arrested for resisting arrest.”


    1. avatar Bob says:

      One of many despicable tactics used by cops. It’s a catch-all charge that allows cops to arrest anyone for anything, often for contempt of cop or possibly in this case, making an arrest to make it look like the police are “on it.”
      Think about it: very often someone will be brought in with one charge, “resisting arrest.” This begs the question, what was the original arrest for that he was supposedly resisting?

  7. avatar Dirk Diggler says:

    I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding and Jill Biden confused the security shift change for the secret service with Barry Soetoro’s religious compadres/kin showing up

  8. avatar DJ9 says:

    Perhaps Joe’s previous advice on the subject of firearms was just echoing a neighborhood tradition?

  9. avatar dano says:

    Given the time of the shooting, location, and time of year; my money is on it being some idiot deer poachers out with a 10/22.

  10. avatar Fuque says:

    OR.. somebody making a statement… YAY hawks!!!!!!

  11. avatar Indiana Tom says:

    Those Girl Scouts selling cookies are having a rough time with people following Joe’s advice.

  12. avatar Pascal says:

    Hey!, but SS did arrest a man simply walking who they admit afterwards had nothing to do with the incident for resisting arrest. Once again, great job SS for doing nothing.

  13. avatar Javier says:

    I know what happened
    Dick Cheney and Crazy Joe where out scaring the neighbors again.

    1. avatar Jon says:

      Uh, I think you mean “quail hunting.”

    2. avatar BlueBronco says:

      Live Dick out of it. No one got shot in the face with bird shot.

  14. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    Hey guys if old Joe got capped it would open season on Barry Soetoro. Can’t have sympathy for the devil…

  15. avatar Bob says:

    What goes thru the typical leftist anti when they read this kind of headline: “There they go again, f**king gun owners.” (lumping them all into one group)

  16. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    Too bad they decided to stop by while he was “elsewhere”. Biden is almost as much of a joke as our dingleberry pres. Oh I’m sorry will that example of free speech get me on yet another list on an NSA server? Oh well, comes the minute comes the man I suppose.

  17. avatar Jon says:

    “It is not known whether the secret service followed Joe Biden’s advice and fired two shotgun blasts blindly through the front door when the shooting took place.” – Nick Leghorn

    And to think Mr. Biden went so far as to buy each of them their own double-barrel shotgun! He will be so disappointed it he finds out they didn’t use them…

    …Well, the criminals didn’t stick around, so I think it can safely be assumed that we will be hearing from Mr. Biden soon about how the secret service used his tactics to successfully scare off the attackers — Double-barrel shotguns, for the win!

  18. avatar BlueBronco says:

    Someone should tell uncle Joe to buy a double barrel shotgun.

  19. avatar Mark says:

    Are we sure that Joe was not firing one of his famous warning shots with the double barrel at an intruding raccoon or something?

  20. avatar Frank_in_Spokane says:

    Jill Biden, on the balcony, with a double-barreled shotgun.

    1. avatar Jon says:

      Inside, the Secret Service: “Holy sh%$! Someone’s firing at us!” 🙂

  21. avatar GS650G says:

    They have built a guard shack at the entrance to his driveway and block the road with a large SUV. Men with guns stand guard but they are not in a position to chase a drive by shooter.

    Look for calls for more gun control, how convenient. His son Beu ( AG of DE ) was already pushing magazine restrictions and other gun control issues last year but wasn’t able to get the support.

  22. avatar DetroitMan says:

    If Joe had been there, he would have sent his wife out on the porch with a shotgun to fire a couple of shots in the air. That would have warned those pesky intruders away.

  23. avatar Col. Angus says:

    Oddly, the lights were on but nobody was at home….

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