Weekend Photo Caption Contest – Win a UM Tactical Sight Mount

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Put your imagination to work, tickle your keyboard and you could win a UM Tactical sight mount for your railed pistol. Just enter a caption in the comments by midnight Sunday and we’ll announce the winner on Monday.


  1. avatar Jeff the Griz says:

    Making the wild west a little less wild, one dinosaur at a time!

    “Oh my God it’s coming right for us!”

  2. avatar Paranoid Android says:

    This is what happens when the graboid population gets out of control…

  3. avatar SD3 says:

    At 1 MOA, that chicken never had a chamce.

  4. avatar Bruce says:


    1. avatar Nelson says:

      ding! ding! ding! +1^nth for you sir!

      and… they’re real! really really! xD

    2. avatar JoshtheViking says:

      +2 I like this one.

    3. avatar Eric says:

      +3. We need a morale patch with that!

    4. avatar Independent George says:

      Yeah, I vote for this one.

    5. avatar jwm says:

      Group photo of the Asymetric Solutions training staff. That’s the Rev. Paul holding the dogs ears.

    6. avatar C says:

      10/10 Would operate with.

  5. avatar jug says:

    OH my God!
    They bagged Nancy Pelosi!

  6. avatar GunTotinDem says:

    I saw it on the interwebz, it must be true.


    The theory of evolution takes one mighty step back

  7. avatar Youzernayme says:

    “you think this is impressive? It’s just what we use to keep people out of the barn. You wanna see some shit?
    i got some shit in here if you wanna see some shit…”

  8. avatar tmm says:

    Looks like a flier…

  9. avatar Troutbum5 says:

    The original batmen.

  10. avatar Vhyrus says:

    That’s one hell of a bird dog you got there, Clem.

  11. avatar Pieslapper says:

    Texas dove hunt

  12. avatar Marcus (Aurelius) Payne says:

    Did you hear? They’re trying to teach our kids that dinosaurs only lived millions of years ago. Some new-fangled BS called “eeevo-lotion” or somesuch nonsense.

  13. avatar Former Water Walker says:

    I told you dinosaurs weren’t extinct!

  14. avatar Usriflecaliber.30m1 says:

    “…Shot that with a Stonechester 1894-B.C. Really takes ’em down.”

  15. avatar Spectre_USA says:

    I hate havin’ to keep the grin off this dog’s mug because of what we done to his former girlfriend…

  16. avatar KOB says:

    Wild Bill Hickok ain’t got nuttin’ on these boys.


    After this photo was posted on Facebook, reaction was swift. Sixty three death threats, one hundred twelve comments decrying the lack of gun control in the wild west, and six morons formed PETP…that’s People for the Ethical Treament of Pterodactyls.

  17. avatar Jim says:

    The boys who took the hunting trip to the Valley of Gwangi have returned. Only Latigo filled his tag however.

    1. avatar D. Clark says:

      I’m impressed you know that movie. Some may not really get the reference.

      1. avatar jwm says:

        I wish I could find that movie. Stop motion monster movies like Harryhausen made are a favorite of mine. Add rubber suit black and white monsters to the list and I can peruse for hours.

        1. avatar cmeat says:

          check out outre and/ or filmfax magazines.

  18. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

    BREAKING NEWS: Dianne Feinstein revealed her true form early this morning but made the mistake of trying to disarm Texas and was quickly dispatched.

  19. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

    Oh my god they shot Sarah Jessica parker.

  20. avatar BDF says:

    Our Newest and Best Free-Range Organic Chicken… “You should see the eggs!”

  21. avatar D.J. says:

    Jurassic Duck Dynasty… the land before beards?

  22. avatar 5Spot says:

    We get more than a pump .22 for this shooting gallery, right?

  23. avatar Tom W. says:

    “Cousin Jedediah says that wuz the ugliest and biggest chicken hawk he’d ever seen. Luckily he had his ol Henry Rifle, and he went down like a stuck pig.”

    “How in tarnation is we supposed to cook this thing?”

    1. avatar whiskeytangofoxtrot says:

      Tom W. wins the internet.

  24. avatar SpeleoFool says:

    Tastes like chicken

    1. That took longer than I expected 🙂

  25. avatar G.P. Burdell says:

    45 ACP killing the body and the soul of all creatures, even mythical ones, since 1847.

  26. avatar esp says:

    Cowboys near Tombstone, AZ pose with legendary female Thunderbird that they hunted after it killed several of the calves from their herd. The giant lizard bird was tracked to its nest where four lizard chicks were discovered. After domesticating the chicks, the cowboys have now saddle broken them and are using them to fly aerial roundups.

  27. avatar Christian says:

    And they said punt guns had no sporting purpose…

  28. avatar NY Steve says:

    You don’t need a 30 round magazine to kill a deer.

    You DO need them for dinosaurs!

  29. avatar peirsonb says:

    “Aren’t they endangered?”
    “Not any more…”

    1. avatar jwm says:

      This is why we can’t have nice things. Just think of the falconry possibilities if they hadn’t killed that thing and domesticated it instead.

      Train one to hunt Prius’s with coexist stickers on them and move it near Berkely.

      1. avatar chuck (hates nj) says:

        Henry Ford and his posse knew this creature would cripple the white van Industry if it’s capture resulted in a new form of falconry.

      2. avatar peirsonb says:

        You would need more than one…they’d be overwhelmed by smug in a matter of minutes…

        1. avatar jwm says:

          If you had more than one you could be the guano king overnight.

  30. avatar SteveInCO says:

    The War on Terror bags its first terrordactyl.

  31. avatar Allen says:

    “The real reason for the Second Amendment!”

  32. avatar TheBear says:

    Tastes like chicken.

  33. avatar PeterK says:

    The preppers finally have their day.

  34. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    You guys obviously did not see the “Red Wedding” on Game of Thrones or you never would have messed with Daenerys Targaryen’s Dragon….Look up, Look Down and just wait for death.

  35. avatar FortWorthColtGuy says:

    The American Silencer Association’s latest political victory… Suppressors are now legal for hunting on Isla Nublar.

  36. avatar RDSmith says:

    Before his work as a subject of children’s books, Clifford the Big Red Dog worked as a hunting dog. Shown here are his former owners with one of the birds he retrieved.

  37. avatar Leighton says:

    Tactical Pterodactyl and his cowboy cohort

  38. avatar Grindstone says:

    “The power of the .45 ACP was clearly not debatable.”

  39. avatar Von says:

    Movie poster for the sequel “Cowboys VS Dinosaurs”.

  40. avatar Javier says:

    Batman the early years?

  41. avatar Mark N. says:

    Roots of the “Rebel Yell” : Imitations of the banshee-like wail of this fearsome beast, when performed for the crowds, engendered such terror and fear that it was soon adopted by Texas troops as their battle cry, and spread like wildfire throughout the ranks.

  42. avatar Bob says:

    The latest PETA poster attempting to ban hunting.

  43. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    That’s the best y’all got? I kill at least two pterosaurs a week that size here in Louisiana :p

  44. avatar VaqueroJustice says:

    Yep, Thunderbird. Good eatin, ifin y’all know how to cook ’em.

  45. avatar Gregolas says:

    The terranodon at the OK Corral.

  46. avatar Gregolas says:

    And they said Jules Verne made it all up.

  47. avatar Chazbo says:

    “Well, here’s one illegal that ain’t crossin’ over again!”

  48. avatar Drew in GA says:

    These things were getting mighty rare. Had to go ahead and bag one before it was too late.

  49. avatar Rudy S says:

    Some guided hunts are worth the extra $$$

  50. avatar S Morgan says:

    You shot down your neighbor’s toy drone?

    That’s cute.

  51. avatar Oscar Diaz says:

    Congratulation to the Dalton gang on killing that very last pesty Pteranodon in existence….. 🙂

  52. See? Dinosaurs really did exist.

    …and their pets are cute, too.

  53. avatar STEPHEN POPE says:


  54. avatar Art says:

    Meet the creature that inspired John Moses Browning

  55. A mosquito raped a chicken in the blueberry patch-
    Six days later the chiquitos hatched!

  56. avatar Jeremy Puent says:

    I swear Billy, it just swooped down and carried my wife off. I found and shot it, but never saw her again!

  57. avatar Andrew McGee says:

    Mosquitoes in Florida have really been getting out of hand lately

  58. avatar Robert Blaine says:

    Best Thanksgiving Day bird in the history of… EVER!


    Turkey hunting a la Rancho Pangea

  59. avatar Greg abrams says:

    Back to the future 4 jurassic park.

  60. avatar TheBear says:


  61. avatar Paul53 says:

    Few historians remember that after the success of the “Wright Flyer,” the Wright Brothers turned their attention to making the first drone.

  62. avatar racer88 says:

    “I told you it wasn’t the Bat Signal!”

  63. avatar Joel says:

    The Washaw County Sheriff’s Department proudly announces the formation of their first aviation unit.

  64. avatar David says:

    The big one that didn’t get away.

  65. avatar Stuart Keough says:

    Upon closer examination of the beast, the hunting party regretted not shooting the brontosaurus instead.

  66. avatar Tony says:

    What stuffing goes in that for Thanksgiving?

    1. avatar jwm says:

      Right off hand I’d say .44-40.

  67. avatar DirtyDan says:

    Yep, I bagged ’em with my rifle. Huh? What’s it chambered in? .557 Tyrannosaur, of course!

  68. avatar Meh says:

    “WTF? – All that PhotoShop work and still nothing decent for dinner?”

  69. avatar Model 31 says:

    “…then Virgil said ‘Saddle or not, I’m gonna ride it’ and that’s why there’s only ten of us left.”

  70. avatar JB Florida says:

    Hey Merle,
    Check out this crazy looking turkey me and the boys bagged for Thanksgiving!

  71. avatar Bigred2989 says:

    Picture taken circa 1907 of what was thought to be the last of the Dinus Finastinasaurus. That was proven wrong in modern day California when one was discovered and given a federal Senate seat.

    1. avatar Model 31 says:

      Analysis has confirmed: Both specimens in question came from the same brood.

  72. avatar Jake says:

    Little did these hunters know that the Pterodactyl had already laid eggs, one of whom would go on to become a California Senator.

  73. avatar Danny C-W says:

    “He was no match for the combined might of our mustaches.”

  74. avatar savaze says:

    Just another day in Arizona.

  75. avatar travis says:

    Wyatt, doc, and the boys showing how the west was truly won!


    ” Bet it tastes like chicken “

  76. avatar Soccerchainsaw says:

    Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose, pterodactyl!!!!

  77. avatar Mic says:

    Ahahahaha. For a second there I thought this was a viral picture for the sequel to Cowboys vs. Aliens. Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs. Remember the Pace Picante commercials. “Get the Rope”

  78. avatar Cody lemens says:

    “Just stretching out Jerry’s impressive foreskin”

  79. avatar Sven says:

    Pterodactyl, the rarely seen cousin of Heckle and Jeckle

  80. avatar Matt W says:

    They ignored it when it took their cattle. They turned their back when it laid it’s eggs in the town square. They looked the other way when it took over the fishing hole. But when it crapped on Zeb from 1,000 feet up, it went to far.

  81. avatar John L. says:

    Damn Alaskan mosquitoes…

  82. avatar Almost Esq. says:

    To those that say you can have too many guns, I have one word for you…. Thunderbird!

  83. avatar Lucas D. says:

    “Lysine Contingency,” my ass. If the dinosaurs escape to the mainland, just shoot the bastards.

  84. avatar Darrin says:

    And “It was this big”
    While out hunting with my uncles and their two dogs, my uncle Joe shot this big bird.
    No Really….

  85. avatar Brian says:

    You’re worried about a hawk getting a couple of your prized pigeons? Listen, in my day we had birds as big as wagons…

  86. avatar aaronw says:

    “We endanger species”

  87. avatar Logan says:

    We’re gunna need a bigger saddle…

  88. avatar Carbon says:

    Save the neck for me, Clark

  89. avatar Southern Cross says:

    You know, the greenies are going to have a field day on this one.

  90. avatar DaveinLA says:

    The NSA recently announced they made a slight tactical error while deploying their “time traveling drone” against citizens of the Southern United States.

  91. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Gonna have to get me a bigger bird dog…

  92. avatar Chrispy says:

    “Look at this boys, we bagged us a dragon!”

  93. avatar David Bui says:

    “Cousin Gertrude, I mean my wife, wanted a big turkey to feed the family for Thanksgiving. Them turkeys were too smart for me so I got one these big birds. We are going to need a lot of stuffing and cranberry sauce.”

  94. avatar Dave C. says:

    Man holding head – “Hurry, my scouts report rain on the horizon”

    Photographer – “Dammit, hold still. We have 4 hours to go!”

    Man on Wing – “Why did we let the school kids make this from paper mache again?”

  95. avatar Kelly Rucker says:

    Batman’s no guns policy bit him in the butt when he tried to visit Texas!

  96. avatar Markus10 says:

    “Umm… whose got a tag for this?”

  97. avatar Tom says:

    “Darn, we thought them thar drone thingies were a legend! We done got one with one shot from Ole Betsy.”

  98. avatar Randy says:

    And here is a picture of me posing with the natives. A strange bunch of flightless folks. Shortly thereafter, they made for some good eating when the rest of the family flew in. Only problem now is the kids insisted on keeping the four legged variety as pets.

  99. avatar v v ind says:

    Wow, at first I thought this was another one of RF’s crazy ads, it blended right in with the Russian dating gals

  100. avatar spacepiggy says:

    US Border Patrol Drone, circa 1883

  101. avatar sam says:

    “They say I killed six or seven pterodactyls for flying. That ain’t true; I only killed one pterodactyl for flying.” — John Wesley Hardin.

  102. avatar Tucker says:

    We named it Terry not Perry. A “T” as in Pterodactyl.

  103. avatar Justin Streck says:

    lever-action dino-taggin’

  104. avatar bandolero says:

    Wright Brothers…. The Early Years

  105. avatar NoID says:

    Dog: These guys are full of crap.

  106. avatar Taco Picasso says:

    Another species hunted to extinction by irresponsible gun owners.

  107. avatar Mick says:

    “Billy jo said he had a bat problem, (spits chew)but i didnt know it was this bad!”

  108. avatar CRAIG OZER says:

    It took a shot from all of us but we sure got that thang!

  109. avatar Rob says:

    Dirty Steve in Young Guns: “Did You See The Size of That Chicken!!!!”
    Guess it wasn’t the peyote after all.

  110. avatar Mike says:

    “Well, that’s the last one of those. Guess we’ll just have to start hunting jackalopes now.”

  111. avatar schernobyl says:

    Irresponsible growth hormone use of the day: 1900’s Turkey Edition

  112. avatar mountocean says:

    If you can’t kill anything in North America the way your great-grandpapy did it with a 30-30 or a 10 gauge you have no business hunting in the fist place.

  113. avatar MattL says:

    (immediately after the picture is taken)

    “Jebediah, did you just feel it move too?”


    “Well, sh*t.”

  114. avatar Jason says:

    Feinstein, the early years.

  115. avatar Jack says:

    Area 51 dedication ceremony. April, 1868.

  116. avatar AJ says:

    After limiting out on unicorns and about to call it a day, Joe spotted this large pterodactyl. Luckily, he had picked up a pterodactyl tag the day before and harvested this record-setting animal after a lengthy stalk.

  117. avatar Kevin C says:

    Lots a wing, but not enough breast meat…

  118. avatar KY1911 says:

    Pterotactical as Fuck

  119. avatar Darrin S says:

    I think the SLEESTAK will be safe now…

  120. avatar Phil COV says:

    Hernia exams are universal.

  121. avatar TexasSnow says:

    The doves really are bigger in Texas.

  122. avatar Darrell says:

    “But dammit John, what if a game warden sees this here picture?”
    “Hell, don’t worry Jed. We’re in the picture and I still don’t believe it.”

  123. avatar Shawn says:

    It was coming right for me!

  124. avatar JR_in_NC says:

    “Look at this Baby!”

  125. avatar Stogie says:

    The elusive prairie turkey, just in time for Thanksgiving.

  126. avatar Buck says:

    “Bat sh*t crazy” they said, granny’s black painter is next!

    If I were PC I should state the obvious but let’s have some fun.

  127. avatar jdb says:

    What really made the Wild West wild: dinosaurs.

  128. avatar joninva says:

    “You think bird hunting is easy Son!? When I was your age we had to shoot 10 Pterodactyl just to make a meal!!!”.

  129. avatar Peter says:

    Poor Perfection, first the Graboids, now these!

  130. avatar EvanTV says:

    “It was the biggest dang duck I EVER saw.”

  131. avatar paul says:

    Another terrible gun control poster… “Scientists agree, the extinction of dinosaurs was caused by the proliferation of Assault Weapons.”

  132. avatar SemperFlyBoy says:

    Rufus was just sure that it was open season on Pterodactyl, so we got some of the boys together ‘n’ guess what?

  133. avatar GirthWindandFire says:

    “Checkmate atheists.”

  134. avatar Mlong says:

    Sure hope it taste like chicken

  135. Sometimes the first take is the best one. There were lots of worthy contributions, but Bruce took the prize with “pterodactical.” Eloquent in its brevity. Congrats.

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