“No, You lie back and wait for it to end!”
The REAL Moms Demand Action
” One hit for five shots!”
“Targets, schmargets–I don’t like that photographer’s looks…”
The woman on the right, “You’re goin’ down!”
You knew about the rockets.
Introducing the GLOCKets!
Come back in five days or leave in five bullets!
Five fingers of Death
Moms Demand Semi-automatic Action
The fore runner to Charlie’s Angels.
Hey You on the end…..don’t point that at me.
War on women? We got your “war on women”. (Cathy stop trying to shoot the photographer!)
The photographer had just an instant to regret writing Susie’s phone number on the wall of the men’s room.
The models are ready for their glamour shot.
Secret shame-filled sexual fantasies of Michael Bloomberg.
Stop or my mom will shoot
I said stop filming us now!
Lady on far right- “I told you this is a no photography allowed area!”
Make your own sandwich
Studies show that 4 out of 5 women know the four rules.
War on women?!
Not here bud!
On your way.
“Lugers for Lonely Hearts Club”
Um, those are actually Hi Standard .22s.
Drat! Wasted all that alliteration.
Nothing wasted. It’s funny no matter. Take your poetic license, my friend. Neither the State nor other commenters control their issue.
I dream of my ex wives regularly. Notice the fingers on the triggers, and they’re dressed for the funeral.
Guess which is the photographer’s ex-wife.
Suddenly, John the photographer regretted the one night stand with Helen.
I can feel it, coming in the air tonight. Oh Lord.
4 out of 5 shootists agree…muzzle discipline is the most important rule of the four rules of firearm safety.
The Salvation Army Women’s Auxiliary get’s down to business.
“STOP….IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOOVE. BEFORE I SHOOOT YOU DOWN! THINK IT OOOOOOOVERRRRRR.
That’s a pretty weird shadow by the one on the right.
All the ladies in unison:
“This is how WE do it”
“Bad boys, bad boys……what you gonna do.”
These WACS ARE WAC.
Ok girls, aim for the ‘nads!
“One of these gals is not like the others…”
An prime example of why women’s salaries are 80% of men’s salaries.
Everyone warned the photographer about making short jokes in front Gertrude, but he didn’t listen.
“In Soviet Russia, fifth girl shoot you.”
“Take the ads down NOW Robert!”
The original idea for “A League of Their Own” before Rosie O’Donnell got involved.
“Remember that just because you’re taking out a ruthless bastard who wants to harm you in horrible ways doesn’t mean you can’t do it with the poise and grace of a true lady.”
How about we say, “You’re the disease and I’m the cure.”
No, I like “I have six little friends and they all run faster than you.”
I know, let’s try, “I’m your huckleberry.”
Nah, we should go with “Go ahead. Make my day.”
I say lets just shoot that camera and go home.
Some moms demand action. These moms deliver it.
Now that’s what I call the teacher’s lounge.
The alternate ending in the director’s cut of Boardwalk Empire…
The Black Widows Social Club at their monthly meeting.
The producers had to slog through a lot of auditions, before they selected Diana Rigg as Mrs. Peel.
Ah the 40s… when men were men and women had thick ankles.
Go ahead punk, make another thigh gap comment.
All of Faragos ex wives gather once a year….
Turrets 9 an 10, you are off-target for the broadside…
Um number 5, we know the press is anti-gun and how you like to express your feelings but this photographer is taking the picture FOR the team
Hey girls, do you think the democrats will understand my, not as subtle, view and answer on their claim of a ‘war on women’ now?
Too Late, the photographer realized that taking pictures for his ex-wife’s pistol club was a bad idea.
Practice session for the USA Women’s Olympic synchronized shooting team.
suddenly i regretted shopping at target that morning…
They call it Target for a reason..
Don’t bring a Polaroid to a gun fight.
Admiral Halsey, continuing our tour, these ladies are the WAVES’ pistol team. Remarkable shots, some of them, especially that one on the right, Brunhilda. Loves to shoot. What’d I say just before that? Oh yes, Naval Intelligence thinks that somehow the Germans have managed to place an agent into the base. They’re nuts, just nuts….
Firearms are Fabulous this Season!
Encyclopedia entry: The now elusive .22 LR round was once cheap and plentiful. Historically favored for it’s low recoil and economical price per round, it was often used to introduce new shooters to the sport.
End our suffrage now or we will fire upon you.
There was a time when the Salvation Army went out armed with more than bells for the Christmas collections…
Lt. Wilson, the photographer is REALLY SORRY he referred to you as “shorty.”
In the old days, mom’s didn’t demand action, they took it.
4 out of 5 participants hit the target with every shot.
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