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“I maybe a cartoon, but keeping your finger off the trigger is no laughing matter!”
To shoot or dial 911, what would be more effective? Hmmm…….
This is how to pierce your hand.
What do you mean us comic book heroes can’t have guns! Superman can throw cars at people, but I have to give up my pistol? Whatever, I’m going to go see if the Watchmen have a job opening.
“Before I kill you, Mr. Bond…”
You see son?
Gentlemen carry a weapon. In the olden days this was a sword. Now? It’s the firearm. It is an item you hope to have, and hope never to need.
And bow ties are cool.
Damn, why did I buy this Remington super dee duper hyped pistol again?
My God, a working R51!
Dress smart, think smart, carry even while you keep it classy.
Why does my index finger look like a “pinky?”
Or… “I need to go to the range more. My trigger finger has atrophied.”
“Now how do I cover up that idiot mark…”
“Will my friends laugh at me for carrying an R51?”
Now if I can only find a holster that fits.
Don’t like my bow tie eh! Wanna make somp’n out of it!
This should remove that mole on my left knuckle…
Can’t believe she made me choose between her and my gun!
If only someone made a holster that pointed this directly at my genitalia. That’d be nice.
Page views Nick, its all about the page views!
Now give me a review on this Smart Gun that even Shannon Watts will read.
This looks like a job for Superman… But since he’s not here and I’m not bulletproof this will have to do.
Stop playing with it Larry. You will go blind!
“NYC now accepts drawings of guns at buy backs. We are sure to ‘wrangle’ you a good deal! Call (202) 225-4365 for more information.”
Happiness! Is a warm…
“#@^&* R51 locked up tighter than Shannon’s *&%$@ !
Don’t panic, Mr. Gere. No, I’m afraid it hasn’t been officially tested, but I assure you this radical new treatment will have that gerbil out of there, lickety-split.”
No wonder this was so cheap…where am I going to find 7.62×25?
“I got this gun for my wife. Good trade, huh?”
Well shay there shonny! Looks like you got yourself one ov them striker-fired .357s with the drum mag and the .22 ejection port! Nice find.
I’ll trade you this brand new R51 for that Jennings .380….. Whaddayamean, “No!” ?
This is where you put the thirty caliber assault clips.
“This seems like a weird way to make my penis bigger, but 70,000 Moms Demand Action fans swear by it.”
Meh, It’s for an iPhone and only worth $10….. so I can’t use it, and it has basically 0 resale value…. Guess I won’t be participating.
Ms. Watts told me that if I throw this gun into the fires of Mordor all the killing and dying will stop.
“And that’s why I carry .32 ACP… It’s a proven man-stopper that is used by militaries and police forces world-wide.”
“Of course it will work. It’s a Remington.”
“You see here kids, this is the bang end of a boom stick. Be very careful not to chew on this part.”
Ok Mr. Hayden, it’s time for your colonoscopy.
The R51 will never go out of style.”
Okay..let me make sure I understand this…I give you this gun and in return I get a $100 gift card to Red Lobster AND a date with Shannon Watts????
So this must be the shoulder thing that goes up.
“A Norinco” ” She bought me a Damn Norinco for Christmas”!!!!
Tastes like chicken.
Yes, I am still bitter.
Well, Archie, maybe you did need this thing after all.
Subtle, yet brilliant.
Gets my vote
How the hell do I get a salvo12 on this !!
…of course it safe, the smart chip will only allow it to fire once written approval is received…
YES CLASS I am the science teacher and I am here to Teach & Protect you….
“I’m the only one professional enough to shoot this mole off my finger”
My gun is drawn… and so am I.
God damnit, my R51 jammed again!
The mugger thought the bow tie meant an easy mark, he was wrong. Dead wrong.
How the hell am I supposed to carry one of these things comfortably?
“This is an elegant weapon for a more civilized age”
Gee, even in the cartoons my R51 will not work!
Look at this, baby.
This is a 1911-A1 in .45 ACP. Some magazines hold 7 rounds, some hold eight. In all the excitement, I’ve lost count. So do you feel lucky punk?
“I am an expert and this assault killer can shoot thirty clips of dark matter bullets a second!”
Getting the biggest bang for “gun control!”
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