Weekend Photo Caption Contest



  1. avatar an everyday normal guy says:

    First we took their cigarettes, next the guns.

  2. avatar Mark Lloyd says:

    Don’t let Bloomberg see this, he’ll freak!

  3. avatar JaxD says:

    “Knickers”, dems fighting woids.

  4. “Shoot ’em if you got ’em”

  5. avatar KCK says:

    June 27, 1916. Springfield, Massachusetts.
    “Street gang, corner Margaret and Water streets — 4:30 p.m.”
    No, really.
    Oh… the days when thugs dressed for dinner, otherwise their mother would whip their butts.
    Obviously, “Smitty” in the middle, didn’t have a mom.

    BTW, is that a Daisy pump. (.177)

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      That’s what I was thinking, probably just for BB’s

    2. avatar LongPurple says:

      It sure looks like the Daisy Model 25 I owned.

    3. avatar joe says:

      I have an old cork gun that looks just like the picture

  6. avatar Mediocrates says:

    No need for guns, Ima gonna die from this tobacky.

    1. avatar Geoff PR says:

      Ima gonna die from this whacky tobacky.

  7. avatar JeffreyG says:

    Al Capone…the early years.

  8. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Little Mikey bloomburg recruiting his friends to pull some strong arm robberies

  9. avatar JohnF says:

    “OK guys, we gotta get organized. If we’re gonna have an Open Carry Rally, we gotta have more than one guy show up with somethin’ more than a BB gun!”

    1. avatar Robert Inguaggiato says:

      Great idea but we have to get the NRA & USCCA to back and organize it. They can with the least amount of effort and people will show.

  10. avatar Danny C-W says:

    “You guys up for some Chipotle?”

  11. avatar Richard In WA says:

    Not alls we needs is some Alcohol and we got ourselves a Bureau!

  12. avatar ADC USN/Ret says:

    Look here, “Gun Free Zones Kill, ya know.

    “Therefor, lawmakers enacting those laws are killing us.

    “Therefor, the gun-grabbers who knowingly vote for them, kill everyone.

    “Is there more than that?

    “YOU gun-grabbers are the problem!

  13. avatar Sammy says:

    Mike (center) displays the compulsive side effects of too much time alone.

  14. avatar JasonM says:

    One of these behaviors is banned within 50 feet of public buildings.

    Oh wait…that would be the winning caption at the MDA site (winning because there would only be one visitor to the site).

  15. avatar Ralphie says:

    “hey rocky, watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat.”
    “yea what ever BLOOMWINKLE.”

  16. avatar Drew in GA says:

    In their later years, the Little Rascals evolved from “Our Gang” to a real gang.

  17. avatar pieslapper says:

    How’s that buttstroke to the ‘nads working for you ?

  18. avatar Gregolas says:

    Smoking. How gang bangers killed each other before they discovered guns.

  19. avatar Phil COV says:

    Hit the bricks. Shit the bricks.


  20. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    One of the girls in the photo is Shannon Watts who will later create a pro gun group called Moms Demand Action for Guns in Every Home….No wait, I got that wrong somewhere along the line she fell on the sidewalk and changed her position. No guns in Kroger.

  21. avatar Obrien says:

    Concealed permits!!!! WE DONT NEED NO STINKING CONCEALED PERMITS!!!!!!

  22. avatar JSW says:

    “Yah, I yust movet to Massachusetts, Vy?”

  23. avatar the ruester says:

    Hey, brother, can you spare some .22lr?

  24. avatar Eric L says:

    Some of these guys are still standing in line waiting to be approved for their ccl’s

  25. avatar Gunr says:

    Christ!, I think one of those guys is my father!

  26. avatar Ralph says:

    Times have changed. Same corner in Springfield today — five guys with guns, one guy smoking.

  27. avatar Full Cleveland says:

    Before the Marlboro Man there was the Royal Nestor Man.

  28. avatar Stinkeye says:

    Leonard Embody’s grandfather…

  29. avatar Phil COV says:

    And boom goes the dynamite.

  30. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    In an effort to combat underage smoking. Bloomberg funded groups are demanding a ban on the sale and manufacture of all .22lr ammunition. A mom demanding traction had this to say-“This is really for the kids. The large lines of people waiting outside their local sporting goods store is a serious problem. Something must be done to save the children from lung cancer and it’s a conversation we need to have but the NRA won’t even try. It’s obvious the bullies at the NRA don’t care about children”.
    Huff-L-Puff Post

  31. avatar rlc2 says:

    New Jersey State Legislators meet at local restaurant to discuss how to restrict everyone but them to only “smart guns”.

  32. avatar Chadwick P. says:

    “I don’t think this stuff is doing anything” “nah man it’s legit, you grabbed your little brothers gun instead of your cane”. “Oh man he’s going to be in so much trouble when he gets to school and can’t take his marksmanship test”

  33. avatar N8thecowboy says:

    Bloods, pre Glock era.

  34. avatar Lucas D. says:

    Newsies 2: Payback Time

    1. avatar the ruester says:


  35. avatar aaronw says:

    The fourth kid from the left became violently ill upon learning that his peers were queued up for the “Hillary, Diane and Nancy burlesque show.”

  36. avatar SD3 says:

    A war has gotta start ONE of these days….and I’m gonna be first in line to sign up…

  37. avatar cmeat says:

    told you he was a good shot. here, let me relight that for you. you can relax now.

  38. avatar IdahoPete says:

    “Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents.
    I’m gonna be perfectly frank.
    Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes
    On while they’re loafin’ around that Hall?
    They’re tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out cubebs,
    Tryin’ out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!”

    Yes, we got Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL!
    I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon,
    Then beer from a bottle.
    An’ the next thing ya know,
    Your son is playin’ for money
    In a pinch-back suit.
    And list’nin to some big out-a-town Jasper
    Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’.
    Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no!
    But a race where they set down right on the horse!

    Friends, lemme tell you what I mean.
    Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table.
    Pockets that mark the diff’rence
    Between a gentlemen and a bum,
    With a capital “B,”
    And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

    I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers,
    Shirt-tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool
    Hall window after school, look, folks!
    Right here in River City.
    Trouble with a capital “T”
    And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool!

    (Salesman Harold Hill, from “The Music Man”)

    1. avatar Lucas D. says:

      “Brevity is the soul of wit”

      (Polonius, from Hamlet)

      “Do showtune lyrics work as jokes? Because they certainly didn’t when Family Guy tried to use them that way.”

      (Me, from about ten seconds ago)

      1. avatar IdahoPete says:

        “If you have no critics you’ll likely have no success.” – Malcolm X

        “The world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them men of much greater profundity than they really are.” – Henry Fielding

  39. avatar Muddy Waters says:

    “One of them isn’t welcome at Kroger. Guess which one.”

  40. avatar Red Sox says:

    The guy on the left leaning forward, “Norton you are one funny bastard.” Norton says, ” wait you ain’t even heard the rest, Ralphy said, ‘hey Norton when I bend over you start Fu&*ing”

  41. avatar Mark says:

    “I’ll trade you a pack of smokes for that rifle.”

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