Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Sep 26, 2014 | 49 comments facebook twitter linkedin email comments an everyday normal guy says: September 26, 2014 at 18:05 First we took their cigarettes, next the guns. Reply Mark Lloyd says: September 26, 2014 at 18:08 Don’t let Bloomberg see this, he’ll freak! Reply JaxD says: September 26, 2014 at 18:14 “Knickers”, dems fighting woids. Reply Michael in GA says: September 26, 2014 at 18:16 “Shoot ’em if you got ’em” Reply KCK says: September 26, 2014 at 18:16 June 27, 1916. Springfield, Massachusetts. “Street gang, corner Margaret and Water streets — 4:30 p.m.” No, really. Or Oh… the days when thugs dressed for dinner, otherwise their mother would whip their butts. Obviously, “Smitty” in the middle, didn’t have a mom. BTW, is that a Daisy pump. (.177) Reply Gunr says: September 26, 2014 at 19:50 That’s what I was thinking, probably just for BB’s Reply LongPurple says: September 27, 2014 at 23:48 It sure looks like the Daisy Model 25 I owned. Reply joe says: September 29, 2014 at 13:37 I have an old cork gun that looks just like the picture Reply Mediocrates says: September 26, 2014 at 18:17 No need for guns, Ima gonna die from this tobacky. Reply Geoff PR says: September 26, 2014 at 19:57 Ima gonna die from this whacky tobacky. Reply JeffreyG says: September 26, 2014 at 18:26 Al Capone…the early years. Reply Tom in Oregon says: September 26, 2014 at 18:33 Little Mikey bloomburg recruiting his friends to pull some strong arm robberies Reply JohnF says: September 26, 2014 at 18:36 “OK guys, we gotta get organized. If we’re gonna have an Open Carry Rally, we gotta have more than one guy show up with somethin’ more than a BB gun!” Reply Robert Inguaggiato says: September 26, 2014 at 21:15 Great idea but we have to get the NRA & USCCA to back and organize it. They can with the least amount of effort and people will show. Reply Danny C-W says: September 26, 2014 at 18:44 “You guys up for some Chipotle?” Reply Richard In WA says: September 26, 2014 at 18:47 Not alls we needs is some Alcohol and we got ourselves a Bureau! Reply ADC USN/Ret says: September 26, 2014 at 18:47 Look here, “Gun Free Zones Kill, ya know. “Therefor, lawmakers enacting those laws are killing us. “Therefor, the gun-grabbers who knowingly vote for them, kill everyone. “Is there more than that? “YOU gun-grabbers are the problem! Reply Sammy says: September 26, 2014 at 18:48 Mike (center) displays the compulsive side effects of too much time alone. Reply JasonM says: September 26, 2014 at 19:00 One of these behaviors is banned within 50 feet of public buildings. Oh wait…that would be the winning caption at the MDA site (winning because there would only be one visitor to the site). Reply Ralphie says: September 26, 2014 at 19:03 “hey rocky, watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat.” “yea what ever BLOOMWINKLE.” Reply Drew in GA says: September 26, 2014 at 19:04 In their later years, the Little Rascals evolved from “Our Gang” to a real gang. Reply pieslapper says: September 26, 2014 at 19:07 How’s that buttstroke to the ‘nads working for you ? Reply Gregolas says: September 26, 2014 at 19:14 Smoking. How gang bangers killed each other before they discovered guns. Reply Phil COV says: September 26, 2014 at 19:16 Hit the bricks. Shit the bricks. Whatever. Reply CCDWGuy says: September 26, 2014 at 19:25 One of the girls in the photo is Shannon Watts who will later create a pro gun group called Moms Demand Action for Guns in Every Home….No wait, I got that wrong somewhere along the line she fell on the sidewalk and changed her position. No guns in Kroger. Reply Obrien says: September 26, 2014 at 19:39 Concealed permits!!!! WE DONT NEED NO STINKING CONCEALED PERMITS!!!!!! Reply JSW says: September 26, 2014 at 19:48 “Yah, I yust movet to Massachusetts, Vy?” Reply the ruester says: September 26, 2014 at 19:48 Hey, brother, can you spare some .22lr? Reply Eric L says: September 26, 2014 at 19:50 Some of these guys are still standing in line waiting to be approved for their ccl’s Reply Gunr says: September 26, 2014 at 19:54 Christ!, I think one of those guys is my father! Reply Ralph says: September 26, 2014 at 20:23 Times have changed. Same corner in Springfield today — five guys with guns, one guy smoking. Reply Full Cleveland says: September 26, 2014 at 22:32 Before the Marlboro Man there was the Royal Nestor Man. Reply Stinkeye says: September 26, 2014 at 23:02 Leonard Embody’s grandfather… Reply Phil COV says: September 26, 2014 at 23:07 And boom goes the dynamite. Reply Chadwick P. says: September 26, 2014 at 23:17 In an effort to combat underage smoking. Bloomberg funded groups are demanding a ban on the sale and manufacture of all .22lr ammunition. A mom demanding traction had this to say-“This is really for the kids. The large lines of people waiting outside their local sporting goods store is a serious problem. Something must be done to save the children from lung cancer and it’s a conversation we need to have but the NRA won’t even try. It’s obvious the bullies at the NRA don’t care about children”. Huff-L-Puff Post Reply rlc2 says: September 26, 2014 at 23:23 New Jersey State Legislators meet at local restaurant to discuss how to restrict everyone but them to only “smart guns”. Reply Chadwick P. says: September 26, 2014 at 23:26 “I don’t think this stuff is doing anything” “nah man it’s legit, you grabbed your little brothers gun instead of your cane”. “Oh man he’s going to be in so much trouble when he gets to school and can’t take his marksmanship test” Reply N8thecowboy says: September 27, 2014 at 02:25 Bloods, pre Glock era. Reply Lucas D. says: September 27, 2014 at 03:52 Newsies 2: Payback Time Reply the ruester says: September 27, 2014 at 13:39 lol Reply aaronw says: September 27, 2014 at 05:55 The fourth kid from the left became violently ill upon learning that his peers were queued up for the “Hillary, Diane and Nancy burlesque show.” Reply SD3 says: September 27, 2014 at 05:56 A war has gotta start ONE of these days….and I’m gonna be first in line to sign up… Reply cmeat says: September 27, 2014 at 09:09 told you he was a good shot. here, let me relight that for you. you can relax now. Reply IdahoPete says: September 27, 2014 at 12:11 “Now, I know all you folks are the right kinda parents. I’m gonna be perfectly frank. Would ya like to know what kinda conversation goes On while they’re loafin’ around that Hall? They’re tryin’ out Bevo, tryin’ out cubebs, Tryin’ out Tailor Mades like Cigarette Feends!” Yes, we got Trouble with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for POOL! I say, first, medicinal wine from a teaspoon, Then beer from a bottle. An’ the next thing ya know, Your son is playin’ for money In a pinch-back suit. And list’nin to some big out-a-town Jasper Hearin’ him tell about horse-race gamblin’. Not a wholesome trottin’ race, no! But a race where they set down right on the horse! Friends, lemme tell you what I mean. Ya got one, two, three, four, five, six pockets in a table. Pockets that mark the diff’rence Between a gentlemen and a bum, With a capital “B,” And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool! I’m thinkin’ of the kids in the knickerbockers, Shirt-tail young ones, peekin’ in the pool Hall window after school, look, folks! Right here in River City. Trouble with a capital “T” And that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pool! (Salesman Harold Hill, from “The Music Man”) Reply Lucas D. says: September 27, 2014 at 16:48 “Brevity is the soul of wit” (Polonius, from Hamlet) “Do showtune lyrics work as jokes? Because they certainly didn’t when Family Guy tried to use them that way.” (Me, from about ten seconds ago) Reply IdahoPete says: September 30, 2014 at 13:38 “If you have no critics you’ll likely have no success.” – Malcolm X “The world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them men of much greater profundity than they really are.” – Henry Fielding Reply Muddy Waters says: September 27, 2014 at 18:24 “One of them isn’t welcome at Kroger. Guess which one.” Reply Red Sox says: September 27, 2014 at 22:01 The guy on the left leaning forward, “Norton you are one funny bastard.” Norton says, ” wait you ain’t even heard the rest, Ralphy said, ‘hey Norton when I bend over you start Fu&*ing” Reply Mark says: September 29, 2014 at 13:40 “I’ll trade you a pack of smokes for that rifle.” Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. 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