“Cry havoc and loose the labs of war!”
Cry Havoc! And let slip the Dogs of War!
Best pair of guard dogs I ever owned
“Walk faster, Fred, it’s gaining on us!”
Of all the beasts who came to Noah’s ark, it was the dogs that showed up proving, once and for all, that they deserved the title of man’s best friend.
After the great cat-astrophe of the Labrador offensive, Miles and Davis vowed to never be outgunned again.
A slight variation on the carrot and the stick…
That one is good… this one is good too:
If this is a contest, what is to be won?
Bragging rights. At least until the next one comes along.
Plus men will buy you drinks,women will throw themselves at your feet, and you get a flying unicorn to ride for a week, along with all the .22LR you can carry. . .
I call bullplop. I can carry a LOT of .22LR.
The new safe way to walk your dogs in Chicago.
“Lol, brandy? Nah, we brought the REAL good stuff.”
After a spike in dog shootings, those clever Belgian Mastiffs took the offensive to the MAXIMum…
After years of being called dog faces by their squad leader (sgt. Bob) pvt Carl and spc. Dave finally got their revenge by pulling this stunt during battalion maneuvers.
Master, get your own paper and slippers from now on!
Christ! I hope that thing isn’t loaded, why couldn’t they have pointed it the other way.
Dogs are noticing SWAT teams habit of shooting dogs and have taken steps to correct the problem.
In a cost saving measure, the Soviet Union tried many different plans to replace expensive horses with much cheaper dogs, but without sacrificing speed. They found with proper motivation the desired results could be achieved. PETA did not approve however.
Man’s best friend, indeed!
“OK” said the armament salesman. “I know the ‘Cerberus’ model is kind of pricey. We offer this alternative for 2/3 the cost.”
You owe me an ipad. Nicely done.
Cat burglars won’t be a problem anymore.
What I wouldn’t do for a Milkbone…
EPA-approved mechanized infantry support.
Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!
Introducing the new K9mm caliber.
Gun on my butt, gun on my butt…
I knew it was a rough neighborhood but…
The ultimate dog as pony show!
Give ’em the full howl-itzer!
Belt led Vickers?
Best example of a Browning 1917ARF drool-cooled machine gun I’ve ever seen.
We poop when we want and wherever we want!
Wow that’s cute. I love golden’s as well as guns. Put them together………
Everything was going good till they crossed into New Jersey. Now they’re both doing 7 -10 in the pound.
O.K. Frank, just act natural until the mailman shows up.
WW I MRAP.
Ban assault pups
Although licensed to carry in Pennsylvania these dogs (identified as the Baddog brothers, Duke & Spike) mistakenly took a wrong turn and ended up on the Benjamin Franklin Bridge which took them into Camden NJ. Since NJ does not recognize a CCW from PA the dogs were last seen running like Hell trying to get back to PA. All cops in NJ have donned full battle gear and are working overtime for free to methodically go door to door and shoot every dog they see. A reporter located the dogs and found that, apparently due to global warming combined with mysterious vibrations caused by fracking they had learned to talk. Their only comment was they wished they had thumbs and a booger hook. Spike later added they could also use a tire pump and more ammo but only if they get thumbs and a booger hook first.
The dogs owner is Shaneen Allen who is under arrest for a similar crime.
U.S. to provide Ukrainian military with support
Climbing trees is no longer a method of egress for the neighbourhood squirrels. Also, the local cats are a lot easier to catch now.
Tired of being shot by the police, the dogs finally decide to arm themselves
“And let loose the dogs of war”
No plastic baggy, no problem.
Whoever rigged this thing needs a refresher coarse on muzzle discipline. Do we get hazardous duty food for this?
“On King! On you great Husky!”
We’re gonna water whatever fire hydrant we want to. You got a problem with that?
“yo, pit bull…Gimme yer lunch money.”
Open Carry Texas heads to PetsMart….
Zeus! Apollo! Patrol! (Magnum P.I. reference)
On dog carry opens up a whole new world of potential.
I can has? How much?
We’ve had seeing eye dogs for a while, gentlemen, and we’ve got bloodhounds and police dogs and helper dogs of all sorts. It was only a matter of time before we perfected the fire support dog. Future plans include adapting the carriage to accept a 106mm recoilless rifle or 81mm mortar.
“Say Han, have you seen the new M2-K9 units?”
(yes I know its not an M2, but you try making an R2-D2 joke when you have star wars stuck in your head) 😛
Pete’s neighbour told him that his Labrador needed a bigger muzzle.
Pete: This big enough for ya?!
But, seriously, that dog’s about to get a bigger asshole.
The winners of the 2015 Iditarod were announced today.
Fully automatic assault dog walker.
This is what happens when the mailman starts carrying.
What’s saying your mailman doesn’t already carry???
Service dogs – perfected
Dude..I hate whitewalls…
Yeah me too…
Have gun, will travel.
This is good. Sure beats that howitzer!
more like a bow-itzer
Yes TSA, these are my service animals.
And you people thought pitbulls were the dangerous breed?
“Dogs Demand Action for sensible warrants”
“Open Carry Texas’ trials their new spin proof photo op. “
“Well show that smart ass cats what`s what.”
“Are you sure Michel Vicks house is on this block?”
If you think that is something you should see what the squirrels are packing!
Leash law? More like a polite leash suggestion.
We miss the mailman…But our aim is getting better.
That’s the last time, that cat can blame us.
Obama’s new EPA friendly rapid response military force.
All I can think of is muzzle direction…
Tastes like chicken
Has anyone seen my bicycle, my dogs and my machine gun?
Rolling Stone’s 5 most dangerous cannons: 1. Big cannon. 2. Small cannon. 3. Cannon on a tank. 4. Cannon on a ship. 5. Cannon pulled by dogs.
“Tonight, an open carry group practices Dog shaming. Even Bloomberg finds them too cute to disparage.”
After Travis shot Old Yeller, the feud had begun….
Belgian army En Avant
Open carry rally at the dog park !
Anyone that carrys a gun around with them also carry a feeling of Empowerment. As a result they feel that it’s not necessary applying reasoning to a situation that may require just that. Most time what ends in a bad situation could have been avoided. A gun should be considered as a tool that can help in protecting your life and your family. Citizens with a resonable amount of intelligence, Home Owners, Busness Owners, Law Enforcement, The Army, and Scurity personnel should be allowed with a gun.
No white tail deer in sight, no wild boars, no squirrels, not even a bird. We love our work. drmrs 7/19/2014 Rockville, MD
Until it happens you don’t really know what it’s like to be shot by dog poop at 700 poops per minute. Just try to get that off your shoes.
Mush!!! We still have 324 miles to Bloombergz house. If he’s not home…the cat gets it.
Because……the boys in blue insist on using our kind for target practice. Bad cop……..no donut.
This early era SWAT equipment shows exactly how the LEO tradition of shooting dogs began.
Canada’s new mobile gun platform. The assault platform has Doberman Pinscher’s!
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