Weekend Photo Caption Contest by Dan Zimmerman | Jul 11, 2014 | 84 comments facebook twitter linkedin email [h/t JaxD] comments Bigred2989 says: July 11, 2014 at 18:03 IT’S RAINING GUNS! HALLELUJAH IT’S RAINING GUNS…. Reply Daniel Silverman says: July 11, 2014 at 18:17 Helping the De-Angelo family stay out of jail since 1930. Reply Robert W says: July 11, 2014 at 18:04 “Be FREEE!!!!” …”Damnit Bob, I told you guns can’t fly!” Reply alanhinMN says: July 11, 2014 at 18:06 The NYPD Make a Wish Foundation. Reply SD3 says: July 11, 2014 at 18:08 “Boating accidents” Ur doin ti rong. Reply JAS says: July 11, 2014 at 18:14 Evidence? We don’t need no stinkin’ evidence! Reply Gunr says: July 11, 2014 at 18:15 What you don’t see is the boat Captain saying to himself; “Those ass holes don’t know we are in only four feet of water, and its high tide. In a few hours this place will be an island, and I’ll be back out here picking up all this stuff!” Reply ensitue says: July 11, 2014 at 18:17 Warwick, RI Police Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo Reply SD3 says: July 11, 2014 at 21:51 There ya’ go… Reply ensitue says: July 11, 2014 at 18:17 Warwick, RI Police to Ditch .9mm for .40 Ammo Reply dave says: July 11, 2014 at 18:21 Filing the Fast and Furious evidence alongside the IRS emails.. Reply RockOnHellChild says: July 11, 2014 at 18:21 That police militarization thing wasn’t so scary back in the 50’s… Reply dimakorayno says: July 11, 2014 at 18:25 We’re gonna need a bigger boat. Reply an everyday normal guy says: July 11, 2014 at 18:28 Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war! Reply Tom in Oregon says: July 11, 2014 at 18:29 Pray for the Dogfish…. Reply Bgryphon says: July 11, 2014 at 18:30 “if you really love something, let it go…” Reply gloomhound says: July 11, 2014 at 18:32 Here is a “Photo Caption” for you: Damn Shame. Reply Colt Magnum says: July 11, 2014 at 18:34 Proof that the idiocy of the New York establishment has been around for decades. Reply LeadSlinger says: July 11, 2014 at 18:39 Reminds me of this picture: http://www.ushmm.org/lcmedia/photo/lc/image/31/31077.jpg Reply Bob in Washington says: July 11, 2014 at 18:40 Government arming the rebels of Atlantis. Reply BaconFart says: July 11, 2014 at 18:40 It flew off by itself! Reply imrambi says: July 11, 2014 at 18:40 This is what we think of your right to keep and bear arms. Reply Stinkeye says: July 11, 2014 at 18:44 Evidence from officer-involved shootings being “filed”. Reply Jus Bill says: July 11, 2014 at 19:38 LIKE! Reply the ruester says: July 11, 2014 at 18:50 “Aren’t you worried criminals will just do the same thing?” “…you know, you’re right! It would be a lot easier if we just bought them at a parking lot, no questions asked, and then melted them down into ugly modern art!” And the “buy-back” was born… Reply kbad says: July 11, 2014 at 18:53 “I guess with all the Mayors new gun laws, we won’t be needing these anymore.” or Eric Holder’s, lesser known, “Fast and the Fishiest” Reply DeeBo says: July 11, 2014 at 18:59 America, say good bye to your gun rights. Reply Ralphie says: July 11, 2014 at 19:10 Men, with all the new gun regulations expected to pass in the future we won’t be needing these. Reply Nick says: July 11, 2014 at 19:14 “After numerous police involved shootings of innocent civilians, the NYPD Firearm Training Division overhauled their curriculum. Freshly trained staff of the NYPD Maritime Patrol demonstrate the improved tactics.” Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:17 The Nassau Police Marine Division, inspired by the tv series McHale’s navy. Reply the ruester says: July 11, 2014 at 19:23 lol I was thinking “CPO Sharkey” Reply rammerjammer says: July 11, 2014 at 19:18 Because OGs can’t swim we’ll put ’em down below Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:20 Here we see officers of the Nassau County Police working in conjunction with the EPA to construct the first ever surplus handgun artificial reef. Every little bit helps boys. Reply Ing says: July 11, 2014 at 19:22 The original “unfortunate boating accident.” -or- Gun control means hitting the lake you threw your gun at. Reply SigGuy says: July 11, 2014 at 19:24 Guess they heard that the seals would be needing some pistols. Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:25 Nassau County Police Captain Michael Finnerty, here seen pushing Officer Raymond O’Toole overboard for failure to meet his parking ticket quota for the month of May. Reply Sammy says: July 11, 2014 at 19:26 The ammo shortage results in police departments nation wide using guns the only way left to them. Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:27 Feeding the Trigger Fish. Reply Daniel S. says: July 14, 2014 at 09:24 “From the makers of dynamite fishing” Reply scooter says: July 11, 2014 at 19:29 Worse than smashing a perfectly good bottle of bubbly for the boats christening! Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:31 Members of an ultra secret wing of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), disguised as Nassau County Police officers, here seen arming fish in an attempt to even the odds against evil fisherman. Reply Jus Bill says: July 11, 2014 at 19:36 So I click on the picture, and I land on the NY Post page with the headline Workers at trendy brunch spot forced to poop in cup. [ http://nypost.com/2014/07/11/workers-at-trendy-brunch-spot-forced-to-poop-in-cup/ ] Could that be the caption? Reply blahpony says: July 11, 2014 at 19:36 As God as my witness, I thought revolvers could fly. Reply Gregolas says: July 11, 2014 at 21:29 Winner! He gets a boxed set of WKRP. Reply Joel says: July 11, 2014 at 19:37 North Korean sailors, here disguised as Nassau County Police Officers, preparing to unleash armed dolphins on an unsuspecting US populace. Reply Kim Burr says: July 11, 2014 at 19:39 No quote here, just an observation – the 2nd officer from the right appears to be wearing a bit of fresh “guano” on his hat & the suit next to him looks like he’s trying to ward off the splash… Oh, and one more thing; the photographer was probably sitting in an adjacent boat and ready for the ‘Catch of the Day”. That is all. Reply SpeleoFool says: July 11, 2014 at 19:45 Good job, men. Now nothing bad will ever happen again! Reply Zachary marrs says: July 11, 2014 at 19:48 First documented case of a “boating accident” Reply John in AK says: July 11, 2014 at 20:06 The Nassau County Police chum the ocean waters off New York City in hopes of attracting a school of ravenous Assault Weapons. Reply PeteRR says: July 11, 2014 at 20:26 “Guys, I’m pretty sure this isn’t how you skeet shoot.” Reply Jay1987 says: July 11, 2014 at 20:27 Oh shit they’re arming Jaws & yall are just sitting here making jokes!?!?!? Egads!!! Think of the children!! Think of the carnage!!! Reply Jeff says: July 11, 2014 at 20:28 Our Mafai paymaster will be happy 15 more Republicans are now unarmed! Reply Gregolas says: July 11, 2014 at 20:35 “Come, sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip, That started from this Nassau port aboard this tiny ship. The cops were out to get rid of guns, and this they’d do for sure, Five policemen set sail that day with condemned guns de jure, get rid of crime for sure. The landlubbers were getting sick, and more than guns were tossed, ‘Fore long uniforms and illegal gats with vomit were embossed. Such stupid stunts have never served to prevent a single crime, But politicians, and sheeple too, a billionaire, and their sort, Demanding Moms, Lib professors and Uncle Sam, Still think crooks will report! Reply Nassion says: July 11, 2014 at 20:38 If a small fish works as bait for a large fish, then we should be reeling in new AR-15’s any minute now. Reply Brian Why says: July 11, 2014 at 20:55 That’s Ben Garner’s boat! Reply Another Robert says: July 11, 2014 at 21:07 Developmentally-arrested government employees playing like they are doing something about crime. Reply Acepeacemaker says: July 11, 2014 at 21:13 Leftovers after they’ve picked out the ones they like. Reply BLAMMO says: July 11, 2014 at 21:21 Catch and release? I do not think it means what you think it means. Reply jjtalaska says: July 11, 2014 at 21:23 “Now that we have banned guns and disarmed the citizens, we don’t need THESE anymore!” Reply dh34 says: July 11, 2014 at 21:35 You’ve heard of an iceberg. We’re making a bloomberg. Reply Leadbelly says: July 11, 2014 at 21:35 Chumming for SWAT gear. Reply usriflecaliber.30m1 says: July 11, 2014 at 22:14 Because our MRAP came loaded with gear. Reply Cubbie says: July 11, 2014 at 22:23 Didn’t work then. Doesn’t work now. Reply dh34 says: July 11, 2014 at 22:32 They didn’t believe us when we said, we’d lock them up and throw away the key… Reply KCK says: July 11, 2014 at 23:23 This archive photo taken even before DNA sequenceing was invented, supports the theory that there something genetic involved with NY state law enforcements strong reaction to the presence of guns. Not unlike the reaction most humans have to snakes and spiders. Reply Dave s says: July 11, 2014 at 23:32 Who is driving? Reply John L. says: July 11, 2014 at 23:38 Buy-back bait, baby! Reply Kris says: July 11, 2014 at 23:38 Seen here is an early example of why the superior intellect and training of law enforcement qualifies them to carry firearms. Working on a tip from a confidential mob informant that Vinnie the Greek was last seen “sleeping with the fishes”, the Nassau Police proceed with chumming local waters in an attempt to draw the fugitive in. Reply Steve Day says: July 12, 2014 at 01:45 On hearing that some sea mammals can be bullies, Nassau County Police Chief ordered his water patrol unit to arm the victims for self-defense. One officer commented – ” We located the area where the helpless fish were and threw the guns overboard. All of the guns were sunk on porpoise.” Daba-dum! [Bows to the audience] Reply Haiku Guy says: July 12, 2014 at 06:19 “I swear, as God is my witness, I thought guns could fly…” Reply Haiku Guy says: July 12, 2014 at 06:23 Deputy Bob: Do I throw this one on my hip overboard? Chief: No, you moron! We’re the ones who are allowed to keep our guns! Reply stokeslawyer says: July 12, 2014 at 07:02 We paid $50,000 for that buyback, but all these guns are $#[email protected] Reply Spyco says: July 12, 2014 at 08:13 Make a wish, honey! Reply PT Clay says: July 12, 2014 at 08:26 “So who’s guns did we get at that buyback last week, Cap?” “Not sure, they spoke Italian and seemed really happy to be rid of them, even laughed as they left with the twenty bucks each we gave them. Joke’s on them, boys!” Reply Colin Norris says: July 12, 2014 at 09:40 Sarge will that be anoth for the divers squad to put down all those dogfish…. Reply Don says: July 12, 2014 at 09:54 Leave it to police, they can’t go anywhere in a boat without having a “tragic boating accident.” Reply Tommy Knocker says: July 12, 2014 at 11:15 The first documented case of firearms being deposited on Earth by aliens from Zeta Reticuli ! Reply Richard In WA says: July 12, 2014 at 15:42 I once filed a gun control bill “this big” Reply Al says: July 12, 2014 at 19:46 Further proof that cops are gun-hating tossers. Reply Royal T says: July 12, 2014 at 23:27 First annual SAFE approved CCW training course. Reply Brian says: July 13, 2014 at 10:07 “Ya know guys.. Moms demand action really has a point.” Lol… Reply Great Scot says: July 13, 2014 at 12:50 I have two: 1. ‘Al Capone was such an inspiration to the police chief that he decided that he would deal with incriminating evidence against his men in the same way he did.’ 2. ‘When the Navy SEALS dropped in, the police were only to happy to arm them.’ Reply JoeVK says: July 14, 2014 at 00:39 A 1950s NYPD tradition, any officer that was found to be unable to shoot accurately was relieved of his firearm in ceremonies such as this one. Sadly, many innocent bystanders have lost their lives since the this tradition ended, sometime in the 1990s. Reply Daniel S. says: July 14, 2014 at 09:20 “I know where I’m going fishing…” Reply Write a Comment Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.