The pooch looks like he’s smiling
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
One of the few remaining pictures of Havoc, the dog of war.
Where’s his pal Slip?
Don’t you mean “Cry”? LOL
Shakespeare was just talking about calling his dog.
Come here havoc! come here! good boy havoc!
LOL, OK, funny. thanks
Because of the unbalanced load, walks took a lot less time once Havoc figured out that he couldn’t raise his leg without falling on his @ss.
“What is it, Lassie? Is it the Zombie Apocalypse?”
+10 internets for you sir!
Man’s best friend now comes with accessories that go bangbangbangbangbang.
Havoc The dog of war, said , with a smile on his I’m sticking with this GI.
Wonder mutt, the Nazi killing pooch.
As a side note is that a .30 cal Browning?
Tastes like Chicken.
Glock 20 my @ss, when I’m in the backwoods, I pack this b1tch…
This is the last known photo taken of the dog known as “Dog Meat”, in the capital wasteland. Him and his owner, the boy from vault 101, were off to chart unexplored lands west of the Appellations….
Don’t you mean “Appalachians”?
+1 for the Fallout reference
beware of machine gun dog.
Name of “Kelly”.
“The first BAR-rar-rar-rar Squad Automatic Weapon.”
“A well ventilated feline, being necessary to the security of a free canine, the right of dogs to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”
Time to play Kitty Kitty Bang Bang, Mr. Tinkles…
This is a public service announcement to remind you: Don’t f*ck with Fido!
Rin-tin-tin loves to rat-a-tat-tat….
When Spot says he wants steak, HE GETS IT.
“Crew-served weapon”…for some loose definition of “crew”
“Man’s best friends…”
During the Battle of the Bulge, American machine gun teams would mount their weapons on almost any suitable platform, including rocks, tree branches, and even animals .
I LOVE this photo. It’s bitchin’. Would make a GREAT T-shirt.
The original “Dog the Bounty Hunter”
You lookin’ at MY sheeps, mutha’?
Officer Friendly might want to rethink shooting at this particular attack dog.
Don’t worry…he doesn’t bite.
He doesn’t have to bite. People cut off their own arms and legs and voluntarily feed him
He’s had all his shots but he’s definitely not neutered.
Well, all gun owners are compensating for something. Even canine gun owners.
Cops are shooting dogs? I don’t think so.
Not this dog anyway. The rest are fair game.
In Russia, dog shoots cop!
Where is the open carry demonstration?
McGruff the Crime Dog the early years. This should stop those criminals.
Man’s best friend, and a pretty cool dog too.
Who, Timmy? Uhm, last I heard, he fell down some well!
Well… Looks like we know why the E-Form system was messed up. The NFA branch was trying to file their person to canine form 4s.
Goofy got serious
“Pull your own sled.”
Malamutes go to ’11’.
The experiment into so-called ‘pack served weapons’ ended when the pack misunderstood ‘spade’ (grip) as ‘spayed’ and refused to have anything to do with it. Despite the confusion, the dogs served bravely in the infantry even without suppressing fire, and their legacy lives on in the terms ‘dogface, dog tags’ and ‘pup tent.’
“I don’t get it. One day she follows voice commands perfectly. The next day it’s like she’s not even listening!”
The Iditarod is going though some conflict zones this year.
Now THAT is a fine hunting dog.
The Dog Days of Open Carry – the four-legged edition…
“I came here to shoot mailmen and chase cats… and I’m all out of mailmen.”
That squirrel won’t know what hit him.
Some dogs are trained pointers.
My dog is a trained hard point.
No, I said SHARKS with frickin’ LASER BEAMS!
“Haha, I got a squirrel. I chased out up a tree and then shot it and got to eat squirrel bits AND leaves.”
“I finally got that bee”
Wait! There’s a DOG in this picture?
“Rin Tin Tin ain’t got nuthin’ on me!”
Rin Tin Tin’s lesser known but much more awesome litter mate; Ratta Tat Tat
Pvt. Willard: Big Joe, do I gotta carry all this equipment, and this satchel charge, and this .30-caliber machine gun too?
Big Joe: Nah, give the .30-caliber to the hustler. He wants to be a hero.
[Willard and Cowboy share a chuckle before Willard brings the machine gun to Crapgame]
Pvt. Willard: Here ya are, ol’ buddy.
[walks away laughing]
Crapgame: Thanks! Get yourself a bucket of grits!
I suffered through alla that to get to the bits with Oddball, a tanker’s tanker. Woofwoof baby. The depressing part is that the tanks used in the movie were likely destroyed during the fighting after Yugoslavia’s breakup. Yes, Yugoslavia had M4 Shermans on active duty in ’69-’72 when they were loaned to the movie folk. And there are pics on the interwebz of destroyed M10/36 TD’s, T34’s and Shermans littering the former Yugoslavia. Battlefield cleanup apparently isn’t their forte.
“That squirrel is NOT getting away this time!”
Semper fido, Devil Dog.
Man’s best friend. And a dog.
First recorded reference to the term “sheep dog”…
We’d make a great team, if that pit bull with the tripod and belts would ever catch up.
THAT is one high caliber canine
Chuck Norris’s dog is a badass too!
In my world… You don’t need a licence for either one!
Someone’s really bought into “sheepdog” philosophy.
Animal Liberation Front commando.
Lets see if the mean pitbull at the dog park picks on me now.
the Damned Mail Men, They put one of ours in the kennel, We put one of theirs in the Morgue. That is the Chicago Dog way.
I heard vet…shots…
The Lend-Lease Act supplied arms to all Russians, Siberians included!
We will see how the LAPD likes it when somebody’s shooting back.
Awright you f”n jackwagon, I gave YOU the machine gun, not the mutt! Now go get it back and get yer fourth point of contact in gear or I will help you accelerate with the toe of my boot!
Fetch your own ball
The real reason he is man’s best friend.
Tell the cat to stop being a pussy and be my a-gunner. I need someone to carry ammo.
The latest in North Korean winter combat equipment. The hardest part is keeping the soldiers from eating the transportation system.
Come on you pussies! Do you want to live forever? Let’s take this hill and then go find some bitches!
I’m just out enjoying the dog park exercising my RKBA. Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?! Am I being detained?!
During WWII , Animals that failed out of the working dog program were made useful in other areas
He was passed up at the pound for a German shepherd and volunteered to get revenge.
That’s all you got? Where’s my parachute and mortar base plate?
I don’t have a clever caption but that picture has two of my favorite things…..
Let slip the dogs of war.
I believe my sign says NO SOLICITING!
Wow. A rail-mounted dog. Sure beats cup holders!
“I’ll show that dang cat a thing or two about spraying!”
“Lost dog… if found, please return him to the Knob Creek Gun Range, West Point Kentucky…”
Why did my mother have to name me Tripod?
Man’s best friend’s best friend.
His territory markings can be seen from space.
He made Mayor Bloomberg his bitch.
He invented “Doggie Style.”
He is: the Most Interesting Dog in the World.
“I don’t always carry a machine gun, but when I do, I prefer a Browning M1919.”
If this comment doesn’t win…. I’ll be quite disappointed.
I too bow to your greatness, definitely the best answer in my opinion!
Let’s see those cats try to get away this time.
Now, who’s the bitch?
Bowser, get those mines deployed forward! Spot, get me some wire up along that rise to funnel them! Patch, get on the radio and pre-plot us some indirect fires over that intersection. I need Mugs and and Shep to get that mortar emplaced and dialed in. Fido, give me a hand, we’ve got to get this machine gun to higher ground. That mail man won’t know what hit him!
Bo the bear dog was tired of getting beat up every time he treed a bear. He decided to remedy the problem….
Very cute picture. The dog looks happy.
“Leashes? We don’ need no stinkin’ LEASHES!!!”
It’s a dog-shoot-dog world out there.
Democracy is Barak, Michelle and a dog voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed dog contesting the vote.
“I have no idea what I’m doing.”
In my best Nugent “come on show me that machine gun smile”
Nobody is gonna register my guns! And they’re not gonna register my dog’s guns either!
His bark is definitely worse than his bite.
After years of watching his master play “Duck Hunt”…
My two best friends.
Newly trained assistance dog for those soldiers stuck carrying the machine gun in their squad.
This is the picture for the new series Rin tin tin canine cop: full auto.
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