Hey stop touching my…..
Oh never mind…
She’s obviously compensating for something
“how anyone shoots up a school with this weapon of war, is beyond me”
That is just plain terrible. There is no humor in children’s deaths.
It doesn’t really make sense
BEST LADIES ROOM ACCESSORY EVER!!!
If it only had another inch!
Looks like one of those “punt guns” that were prevalent on the Chesapeake Bay back in the day. Professional hunters could slide up to a flock of water birds (of which there were and still are many) and cut loose with this thing to take the whole flock at one go. Or so the older timers claimed. Illegal nowadays, of course.
Yes, Virginia, size *does* matter!
“Is that a breech-loading swivel-mounted punt gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?”
Winner. Give this man a P320.
1) Can I take this home?
2) Where do I put the batteries?
Hey honey look at this! It says, “Previously owned by Andre Rene Roussimoff who carried it as a concealed weapon for self defense until the day he died, January 27 1993.”
Whoa — Andre the Giant reference FTW!
I drank with him a couple of times at an Argentine restaurant in NYC not far from Madison Square Garden. One of the other wrestlers (who was unpredictable, wink wink) was a friend of mine at the time. Don’t ask me about those episodes because I remember exactly nothing. Damn, the big guy could really drink.
Paul Bunyan EDC
I don’t know how they walk around with these things.
This makes Hi-Points seem compact.
you can load this with a 30 round magazine clip and shoot it in 1/2 a second.
“How do those Chipotle Commandos manage to get around with one of these?”
Oh my this might hurt
If this is his rifle, I can’t wait to see his gun.
Origin of the Big Bang theory.
I wonder if this is the shoulder thingy that goes up?
Damn, you beat me too it.
North American Arms, maker of the tiny mini revolvers, decides to expand their line a bit.
“Perfect weapon for the OC rally!!”
Women simply can’t resist fingering very long guns. Believe it or not!
Is this the fighting or the fun one?
It that a corn dog in your purse or are you just happy to,,,,never mind
1. Assume every stairwell is loaded until you check it yourself
2. Never take stairs that lead somewhere you’re unwilling to travel
3. Keep your fingers off of the railing until you’re ready to walk!
4. Know your hallway and what’s beyond it
New York legal SBR
Now all I need is a trackpoint and google glass.
A marriageable woman
Hands off the railgun please…
I believe this is the proper placement of a buttstock
“Where does the clip go?”
So is this the shoulder thing that goes up?
1. “His gun is how big?!?”
2. I bet he’s had a lot of women on his gun
This one will.
Amanda Marcotte; “…this guys c*#!k must have been MICROSCOPIC…”
Hmmm… Open carry of long guns… This one should qualify…
“Carefull. If you rub it, it goes off for, like no reason….”
Tastes like chicken.
Gerald Bull’s high school shop project.
LMAO…Wonder how many get that?
Nope, not nearly enough side-barrels.
Spot the Mossad agents hidden in the picture, and win a second prize…
is this what it looks like before or after you lie to me?
He said she said.
So that is where the first model of the HARP ended up.
Saw the one at Yuma Proving grounds… she’s a MONSTER!
Once you go….
you never go back
^ Win! LOL!
Bad news? You only got one shot. Good news? It’ll take out an area roughly the size of Rhode Island.
That’s what she said…
New dual purpose gun. Shoots 22 short, or 20 MM cannon shell
Mice to mammoths.
P.S. And anything in between!
Is that all you got?
World’s first and only tampon launcher! “Hell I could plug Betty at 300 yards with this”
Joe Biden told me to go buy a shotgun. So I did.
Hm. I guess we ARE compensating for something
Becky always was a size queen!
So this is what made the woolly mammoth extinct!
Please have a vibrate feature.
Mine’s bigger than yours…
“Interesting. Does it come in pink camo?”
“Honey, yours is so small compared to this one. Wish I would have known that before we got married.”
“…never worry bout a thing, got the world on a string, cause I’ve got the cure for all of my blues…. I take a look at my enormous punt gun, and my troubles start a melting away”
“Someone keeps stealing the sign… reserved strictly for use against graboids…”
Best retort to inflated numbers I’ve ever seen
“it’s engraved ‘custom made by flues for joe piscopo. it shoots through banks'”.
that should have read ‘danny vermin’. apologies.
“You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once… Once!”
And who could forget – ” You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once…”
[Stumbles in pain]
– from Johnny Dangerously (1984)
“with three daughters i’ve got to stash some pamprin somewhere…”
“6 tricks on how to add inches to your gun!”
This is not a caption. I’m just confused.
Where is her other hand? She best not be strokin the trigger!
I can’t imagine the wedding that was forced upon by this…
Dad sits in the living room cleaning this when a guy comes to take me out. I don’t understand why I’ve never been asked out on a second date.
Yes, but do the laws let you carry it concealed?
Is that your punt gun or are just you happy to see me? I just had to touch it to make sure.
The plaque says that it is a punt gun. I’ve never seen anything like this used in a football game. Men are just beyond all understanding. This makes no sense at all. I’m going shopping.
This is my handbag carry! You should see my long gun…..
the king kong strap-on.
“Mary claims her new thigh holster won’t print no matter how large of a gun she carries”
Yours is definitely bigger than mine!
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