“Between the Middle-Ages and the Late-Industrial Age, Jousting had taken on a new form.”
“Don’t shoot me in the nuts. I still don’t trust this thing.”
“You shouldn’t kick me in the balls, Mrs. Kelly. My sister kicked me in the balls once . . .”
Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you my newest invention… the riot shield. You see you use it to protect yourself from rocks and bottles that rioters throw at us.
“Tastes like chicken.”
The American Dr. Who had a very low budget
Darleks! Dahleks! How do you spell it?
“All your Base belong to us…”
What really happened at Roswell!
They give me this 200 pound thing to lug around with my heavy .38. I need to invest in one of those new-fanged, light-weight Glocks.
Terrorists, drug lords, and white-collar crime were not the original focus of the FBI.
this one gets my vote. lol
The only way to stop a .30 cal ghost gun.
Soon these will be issued to all school children
Danger Will Robinson!
Wow, the Daleks from the original Doctor Who sure look different
As seen on ” The Adventures of Superman” May 1952
The robot might’ve killed Officer O’Malley, but seconds after Jimmy snapped this picture, Lois took it out with her ’53 Nash Metropolitan.
Superman’s whereabouts are as yet unknown.
Boy! This old water heater sure came in handy!
In 1939, the Munchkinland police violently put down the strike of the Lollipop Guild.
Texas Armoring Corp…. We stand behind our products…and in front of them, too.
“I give you until 3 to come out.”
“No, I give _you_ until 3 to come out.”
“Hey, I commanded first.”
“DAMMIT, Earl, they forgot to give my my right leg guard! HAVE MERCY!”
Hey Copper! If you can put one through the ring on top, in one shot, I’ll give myself up!
I’m an armored teapot, short and stout…
“The Academy was tougher in those days.”
It may have taken 70 years, but the Australian police finally had an answer to Ned Kelly.
IT’S HOT IN THIS SUIT BOB! Can we just do this the shooting test tomorrow?!
This week on When Teletubbies Go Bad.
Testing continues on Bloomberg’s new armor for when he doesn’t have his herd of armed bodyguards.
And so it begins…
Dammit! You got there before me!
“Take me to your dealer.” (closest FFL)
This was widely regarded as the weakest title in the ‘Call of Duty’ video game franchise.
The OTHER Teletubby
The steel burka makes its auspicious debut.
Dr. Morbius’ first version of Robbie just wasn’t quite right.
Story boards for Star Wars where R2D2 attacks … oh never mind.
Look out Ned, he’s coming straight for us!
Joe Friday meets the Propane Ninja
Introducing the Thomas the Tank Engine line of body armor
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.
This got my vote. Good Star Wars reference and plays nicely to the photo.
Spike TV’s pilot episode of Battle Bots.
Security at Ford City Mall relegated to armored segway.
Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
‘Tis but a scratch. Give me all you got you pansy.
RoboCop III- The Prequel
Not the knights who say, “Nee…”
We might need the holy hand grenade for this one!
Somebody finally finds a use for a giant steel condom.
Every picture says a thousand words. This one starts with “you know this won’t end well.”
“May the Forge be with you.”
Be very very quiet, I’m hunting robots.
… When Officer McGruff was asked how he liked the new Invisible Ear Protection Devices his reply was, “WHAT?”
No fair! He had to go and re-invent the wheel!
The Great 1946 Miami Shootout. It took another 40 years for the cops to figure out that the were inadequate against body armor.
Crockett and Tubbs looking for the right undercover outfits.
Tubbs decided on the double-breasted instead.
Gort, I am your father…
Hey! What’s that behind you…
Former TeletTubby, Po, caught leaving the scene of the crime wearing full body armor.
Dammit Joe! That’s a portable riot shield, not a porta-potty.
The new chastity belt is almost ready. We have one last test before we deliver it to Shannon for her date with Diggler.
Dammit! He’s got juggernaut.
All your base are belong to us!
I just love me some Blind-firing!
Sergeant Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad.
Damn it bill not in the suit again!
Only way to stop a bad guy with a trashcan is with a good guy with a trashcan.
Pawn takes Rook.
The Iron Giant is shorter than I remembered…
Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is why the Mayberry County Sheriff’s Department SWAT Team NEEDS an MRAP! Do you really want us kicking down the door to a dangerous meth lab in these?
Let’s show this to the CA school board… we’ll sell MILLIONS!
In the years following Obama’s military cuts, American armored cavalry misguidedly tried to fend of the rule of our benevolent robot masters.
All Hail Xorkxon!
Montior v Merrimack personal edition
The new Level XX body armor may not be for everyone…
“Klaatu Barada Nikto.” (which translates-The evil eye watches you.) drmrs 5/31/2014
So this is where the ‘militarization’ began!
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