Weekend Photo Caption Contest


  1. avatar Tom in Oregon says:

    Yeah. I’ve got a gun. What’s it to ya?

    1. avatar Tom W. says:

      Yup. My Grandfather had old revolvers in various places in the house. As kids staying with “Grama and Grandpa” for the weekend, it was just part of growing up, Sadly the ratio of families that were brought up what would be considered “hard” today, has made a disappointing couple of generations since.

      Yes, there are always exceptions. Thankfully, my son is one.

      Cool pic. A simpler time, and honest living. Sad times have changed,

  2. avatar JoshtheViking says:

    Now take the damn picture!

    1. avatar S.CROCK says:


  3. avatar TheBear says:

    “Tastes like chicken.”

    Worth a shot, right?

    1. avatar William Burke says:


  4. avatar TheBear says:

    Real entry:

    “Photoshop me out or ELSE…”

  5. avatar Jake says:

    This is a group of people who did not win the See All Open Sight but really wanted it.

    They are all named Jake.

    Look at this baby.

    1. avatar TheBear says:

      +1 lol!

  6. avatar tmm says:

    OK, Black Bart, now you get yours…

  7. avatar ready,fire,aim says:

    is that a gun in your hand or your little wee wee….

  8. avatar the ruester says:

    “Gator aint NEVER been about no shit!”

    1. avatar Jim says:

      ^ this

  9. avatar CCDWGuy says:

    Don’t even think about posting this on Twitter or Facebook, you understand???

  10. avatar Paul53, says:

    Years later the family would become ashamed of Clyde’s gun obsession.

  11. avatar Erik says:

    The photographer didn’t take Little Jimmy’s threat of “you take the shot and I’ll take a shot” seriously.

  12. avatar cmeat says:

    ‘i ain’t harborin’ nobody named alfred e. anythin’. that’s my sister’.

  13. avatar William Burke says:

    Harry Reid’s family portrait, circa 1969.

    1. avatar LarryinTX says:

      “My brother is so quick on the draw, I have to keep mine at the ready. Don’t let him fool ya!”

  14. avatar Bob in Washington says:

    Smile, wait for the flash.

  15. avatar AaronW says:

    His sister’s face swollen from anaphylactic shock, he swore vengeance on the neighborhood bees…

    1. avatar Hannibal says:

      Seriously, first I saw the gun because I figured that there had to be one, but then I couldn’t look away from whatever was going on with her.

  16. avatar Jim at the NSA says:

    Ain’t neva Ben dun b’fo a.

  17. avatar Gunr says:

    Didn’t I tell you to get fire insurance on the house!

  18. avatar Gregolas says:

    Mr. Weatherbee hoped his boys would be professional referees, but they misused their guns,
    and ended up with shirts striped the other way.

  19. avatar Gunr says:

    The little girl on the left will grow up and get a staring role in the movie, “Throw Mama from the Train”

  20. avatar OODAloop says:

    Whaddja say about mah sister? Take it back or I’m pluggin’ ya. I’m already wearin’ stripes and not afraid to keep ’em for a bit longer…

    1. avatar Gregolas says:

      This one is a LOT better than mine.

  21. avatar Jus Bill says:

    And Paw stands quietly in back, playing “pocket pool.”

  22. avatar HiddenHills says:

    Da Thug Life!

  23. avatar PeterK says:

    Cover’s blown! I’m moving on the photog…

  24. avatar 5Spot says:

    Wow that girls face, what’s wrong…anaphylactic shock from a bee sting or something.

    …and the littlest boy is tired of hearing his retarded sister whine.

    1. avatar Gunr says:

      Don’t laugh, she’ probably gonna make more money than us! See my post above.

    2. Clicking on the pic takes you to the source at AFF. The photo was posted by that little girl all these years later. She says she had a raging case of poison sumac. Yikes.

  25. avatar TR says:

    Mister, you can say what you like about mah shirt bein’ striped, but I’m gonna hafta ask you not to talk about mah sister that way.

  26. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Wha’d you say ’bout mah sis?!?

  27. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    They revenuers, Pa?

  28. avatar endless nameless says:

    MDA wants something in this picture banned. and it ain’t the ugly chick.

  29. avatar Alex in IL says:

    George completely misinterpreted the photographers countdown, unfortunately for the late Mr. Dewey.

  30. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “People should shoot cameras, not guns.”
    — unknown source

    “People should shoot cameras and guns.


  31. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    When Ma suggested that he learn to shoot a camera, li’l Tommy got the notion a tidge skewed.

    1. avatar Great Scot says:

      Best one yet!

  32. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    “That there sure is one funny lookin’ scope, an’ ah don’ see no gun a-tall, but yer’d best plug’m anyhow.”

  33. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    Mister, some punk named Sumac hurt my sis. Do you know where I can find him?

  34. avatar Russ Bixby says:

    When Mom had that fling with the traveling salesman, at the time she had no idea where he was from. When Jenny was born, though, it was pretty darn plain that Pop wasn’t the father.

    He wasn’t alone, either; in 1949 there were at least 18 other families in Squeedunk Wisconsin who’d also been “visited” by Marvin the Martian. Seems our womenfolk just couldn’t help fallin’ all over those big eyes and two dollar words.

    Once we were grown enough Pete and me always keptweb eye out for that sucker, but I guess he had the sense to travel somewhere else after that.

  35. avatar CoolBreeze72 says:

    “No. YOU hold still!”

    1. avatar Russ Bixby says:


  36. avatar Dean says:

    No. Really. You are taking her to the school dance.

  37. avatar Chris says:

    “Say ‘Cheese’ again. I dare you.”

  38. avatar Bgryphon says:

    Do you feel lucky… Punk?

  39. avatar RockThisTown says:

    “Oh no, don’t do that. If you shoot Mongo, it’ll just make him mad.”

  40. avatar Alan Longnecker says:

    “When I was your age, we were so poor, even my gun was a hand-me-down.”

  41. avatar bontai Joe says:

    Just an American family being American back when America was still America

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